Indiana Jones 5

Originally posted by queeq

Talk about teen date movies.... I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

you watched it? Even with Rifftrax I almost fell asleep on it. It was that bad.

lol, why does my head scream "PANIC!" whenever I see "Indiana Jones 5" used in any situation?

I read the Twilight novel but the reviews were awful. So I decided to torrent it by major exception. And indeed, it's not really worth paying money for it.

Your insight served you well.

Thank you. Now please excuse me while I'm off to conquer the universe.

When conquered, can you command hollywood to stop making dire, dire, souless shit, please.

That would be a really, really great.

Hey, good idea. But by then I doubt I can tell the difference. It sucks to be rich and powerful.

Then you will have to log in still to KMC and let the protracted and lengthly rants be your guide.

You mean you.

We.

Thats intesresting point, were you to leave KMC, who else would co lead Vaginra*.....?

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Ah, but were I to leave, we'd go on as an independent institute of course.

Good. I want no part in any future where the vigilance aganinst lazy hack productions in criticism is no longer heard.

We will rise and conquer the world. Until we are so powerful we will be making lazy hack productions ourselves and bathe in money everyday.

Money is but a temporary usage of the banker's heavily debted sexwee, and notoriety for being a shitty filmmaker lives for ever and ever in the angry heart of the critic familar with the source material now destroyed by the recent offerings.

In short, they can keep their money, we'll leave the lazy hack work to the lazy hacks.

I dunno. I think we deserve a bit of money seeing it through Indy4...

If they paid out to everyone who's psyche was forever scarred in that debacle, it'd be a world economic situation that puts the current problem in the shade by miles.

But at least we won't be suffering from it.

We'd be too rich to care, after such a settlement....

Sounds good to me.

I could then afford to drink/do hideous amonuts of drugs to forget the horror.