501st vs. Hogwarts

Started by Rogue Jedi60 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😂 Then dont gimp.
It's Lum's thread, he sets the conditions, get over your dead clone butthurt and deal with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, so it was one of the gimps. Anyhow.

Even with all the gimping, your ever changing and gimping scenarios fail for one(there are more though) basic reason:

-Your scenarios assume the clones will just be mindless and not attack and overwhelm anything they see or attacks them first with thousands of rounds of blaster fire and explosives.

My scenario involves an unstoppable wall of fiery death destroying the clones and their vehicles.

Counter? Yeah, Thought not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's Lum's thread, he sets the conditions, get over your dead clone butthurt and deal with it.

Dude you pressured for the scenario moves when you kept losing the other last 20 or so pages of arguments.: Everybody knows it.

There is no butthurt.

Clones stomp in all scenarios but the gimpmaster deluxe edition.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My scenario involves an unstoppable wall of fiery death destroying the clones and their vehicles.

Counter? Yeah, Thought not.

This would be your "failsafe" scenario #6 under clone gimp-clause #9, or there abouts, right?

-Can Dumbledore cast "fiendfyre"/ was it shown?

-Anakin can sense Dumbledore's threat, even if he's invisible and counter. Sure some clones will die in exchange for Dumbledore's death. But that's the game of chess the clones play.

well, they still win, so.

Yes they ceratinly do play that game of chess...

.....And they are like Kasparov at it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dude you pressured for the scenario moves when you kept losing the other last 20 or so pages of arguments.: Everybody knows it.

There is no butthurt.

Clones stomp in all scenarios but the gimpmaster deluxe edition.

All I did was point out that with the star destroyers bombing from high orbit, it was one sided.

But thats right, you like spite threads, so I can see now why your clone rectum is bleeding from the fiendfyre.

Originally posted by Robtard
This would be your "failsafe" scenario #6 under clone gimp-clause #9, or there abouts, right?

-Can Dumbledore cast "fiendfyre"/ was it shown?

-Anakin can sense Dumbledore's threat, even if he's invisible and counter. Sure some clones will die in exchange for Dumbledore's death. But that's the game of chess the clones play.

Voldy casts the fiendfyre, not Dumbles. Pay attention.

Stop, just stop. Anakin against ten death eaters, plus prolly ten more teachers, he goes down like a drunk cheerleader on prom night.

...I meant Hogwarts.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All I did was point out that with the star destroyers bombing from high orbit, it was one sided.

But thats right, you like spite threads, so I can see now why your clone rectum is bleeding from the fiendfyre.

False. No one mentioned ship bombardments until you cried about Hogwarts having to have the Dementors, 'oh the Dementors just have to here', ergo the Clone side should have all their gear/ships/equipment too.

At the start it was a simple ground invasion by the 501st.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All I did was point out that with the star destroyers bombing from high orbit, it was one sided.

But thats right, you like spite threads, so I can see now why your clone rectum is bleeding from the fiendfyre.

But that was fair move within the established thread parameters back then, before you felt the need to push for their change.

IE it answered the thread decisively.

The clones won the next 234,561 scenarios also, before the last one which I have to commend you on, as it was the Cistine chapel ceiling of gimpings.

So thatone anlly charred clone anus you speak of was well worth the dead hogwarts and victorious clones of the last 20 odd pages.

It served with honour.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldy casts the fiendfyre, not Dumbles. Pay attention.

Stop, just stop. Anakin against ten death eaters, plus prolly ten more teachers, he goes down like a drunk cheerleader on prom night.

Oh, so now Harry's giving his arch nemesis his cloak. Okay.

He can still sense the attack before it happens and you still assume Anakin is alone somehow, there would be Clones and blaster fire all around, those Death Eaters are getting hit. It will cost clone lives, but they have many to exchange piece for pieces for.

But hey, you have your win. If the clones have to now kill all to win and the students can teleport away, then you win. Congrats, you can collect your prize from the toilet.

Originally posted by Robtard
False. No one mentioned ship bombardments until you cried about Hogwarts having to have the Dementors, 'oh the Dementors just have to here', ergo the Clone side should have all their gear/ships/equipment too.

At the start it was a simple ground invasion by the 501st.

I let the dementors go, you know that. Wizards dont need them.

Whats the matter, cant think of a counter? Hmm? Nothing but bitching and moaning? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? Counter or admit defeat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldy casts the fiendfyre, not Dumbles. Pay attention.

Stop, just stop. Anakin against ten death eaters, plus prolly ten more teachers, he goes down like a drunk cheerleader on prom night.

The opening long range strike prevents such a scenario, due to the teachers being barbequed.

...what's wrong with the evac scenario?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The opening long range strike prevents such a scenario, due to the teachers being barbequed.
Nah, the opening long range strikes was countered and buried. Yet another feather in the wizards hat. Long range, short range, whatever, the clones are toast, literally.

Nah they werent.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldy casts the fiendfyre, not Dumbles. Pay attention.

Stop, just stop. Anakin against ten death eaters, plus prolly ten more teachers, he goes down like a drunk cheerleader on prom night.

maybe not that easy RJ, he'll put up a fight, take some down with him, but yeah, he gets owned.

...again, what's wrong with the evac scenario?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I let the dementors go, you know that. Wizards dont need them.

Whats the matter, cant think of a counter? Hmm? Nothing but bitching and moaning? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? Counter or admit defeat.

Yeah, that wasn't the point though. The point was that you initially started with the crying and gimping commenced.

My counter is the last paragraph:

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, so now Harry's giving his arch nemesis his cloak. Okay.

He can still sense the attack before it happens and you still assume Anakin is alone somehow, there would be Clones and blaster fire all around, those Death Eaters are getting hit. It will cost clone lives, but they have many to exchange piece for pieces for.

But hey, you have your win. If the clones have to now kill all to win and the students can teleport away, then you win. Congrats, you can collect your prize from the toilet.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah they werent.
Just cuz, right?