What if the Empire invaded the FOTJ era galaxy

Started by Hewhoknowsall18 pages

Originally posted by One Free Man
went back and read it. Too long, it just explains how I'm not actually using facts to defeat your bullshit that gideon defeated three pages back. Bullshit only needs to be defeated once. Looks like I hit the nail right on the head, even without reading it, huh?

Except that Gideon didn't, and I'm not sure if you even read Gideon's posts, and in Gideon's position you would not have done well; heck, even now I'd pwn you in a debate over that topic. Seriously; I would.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-1085-irony/ now shut the **** up.

That doesn't support your position.

You're wrong. I'm a ginger. And we gingers are cold hearted ****ing bastards with no souls.

Is anybody reading this?

Lol think about what, your stupid far fetched pathetic narrative of how a few jedi could take over the star destroyer and somehow fly it to destroy sidious?

Not happening.

Read Gideon's post on the matter. I think you may find it enlightening, you retard, or are you skillfully dodging all of his logic?

It's doable; I backed up all of the parts of the narrative with FACTS. If you disagree, THEN BACK UP YOUR CLAIM!

I responded to all of Gideon's rebuttals. He kept on backtracking and changing his position.

Knightfall, HWKN's gone beyond full retard. Add him to Ignore so we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the forum. *fist clench*

will do.

What is wrong with you guys? When you think about it, I'm actually a very nice forum member:

I never bash anyone unprovoked, not even Nebaris (I got mad though when he started falsfying stuff about me and bashing me)
I always accept apologies
I'm nice to newcomers
I admit it when I think I'm wrong

Why can't you guys just relax and stop acting like jerks?

If you sincerely think that I'm wrong at something, maybe you could PM me or post on a relevant thread your rational justification for it. This is, after all, a debating forum.

I'll bet that's the "why does everybody hate me" post. He's so predictable teehee

Originally posted by One Free Man
I'll bet that's the "why does everybody hate me" post. He's so predictable teehee
Ha, it is too.

What I'm saying:

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
What is wrong with you guys? When you think about it, I'm actually a very nice forum member:

I never bash anyone unprovoked, not even Nebaris (I got mad though when he started falsfying stuff about me and bashing me)
I always accept apologies
I'm nice to newcomers
I admit it when I think I'm wrong

Why can't you guys just relax and stop acting like jerks?

If you sincerely think that I'm wrong at something, maybe you could PM me or post on a relevant thread your rational justification for it. This is, after all, a debating forum.

is TRUE.

I've done nothing to give you reason to insult me like you do. You're acting like high school bullies. Do you realize this and don't care, or do you seriously have some reason for doing this that you keep on hiding?

I'm pretty sure that you guys take amusement in this, but why? Don't you guys have something called MORALS that would make you realize that what you're doing to me is completely immoral?

Maybe its becuase you're a whiny little ***** just not very likable. And you whine all the ****ing time. Seriously, would you like some cheese to go with that? And you're a little *****.

And your argument is that: Luke Skywalker and co assassinate Palpatine and without their leader the Empire collapses. Which was defeated pages ago with a single word: Resurrection. End of discussion.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Maybe its becuase you're a whiny little ***** just not very likable. And you whine all the ****ing time. Seriously, would you like some cheese to go with that? And you're a little *****.

The reason why I'm sort of acting like this is because of I keep getting insulted. Them insulting me came BEFORE I started "whining" about it; and I have good reason to. Also, there've been times where I've tried to settle things down. but they wouldn't let me, throwing insults at me in threads where there was no problem.

And your argument is that: Luke Skywalker and co assassinate Palpatine and without their leader the Empire collapses. Which was defeated pages ago with a single word: Resurrection. End of discussion.

It took Sidious quite a while to resurrect. Within that time, the fractured Empire would've been defeated, leaving Sidious (when/if he resurrects) without an army and the GFFA/Imperial Remnant/etc. would have time to prepare for the counterattack (if it ever comes).

It took Sidious quite a while to resurrect. Within that time, the fractured Empire would've been defeated, leaving Sidious (when/if he resurrects) without an army and the GFFA/Imperial Remnant/etc. would have time to prepare for the counterattack (if it ever comes).

Only becuase he died faaaaaar away from any imperial forces or clones that he could inhabit, meaning that his spirit had to actually travel through the void of space to resurrect (which btw probably means it can travel at lightspeeds). In the case of an assassination he will not be in the same circumstances and will be able do so much quicker, as evidenced by Dark Empire. And they'd need to find him first. As Gideon pointed out, they have no chance of finding him through the Force.

edit: Also, wookie says that he resurrected much quicker than it appeared that he did, but was unable to go anywhere becuase of complications with his vessal, Jeng Droga.

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Now look at rule 8. and 9. There are no rules about posting. There is no moral compass when it comes to ****ing you over with a sharp stick digitally. You wanna be a pussy and act hurt? that's not going to be acceptable.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
What I'm saying:

is TRUE.

I've done nothing to give you reason to insult me like you do. You're acting like high school bullies. Do you realize this and don't care, or do you seriously have some reason for doing this that you keep on hiding?

I'm a ginger. We're evil, soulless bastards. Ask south park.


I'm pretty sure that you guys take amusement in this, but why? Don't you guys have something called MORALS that would make you realize that what you're doing to me is completely immoral?
LOLOLOL TEH INTERNETZ SRS PLAEC WE R DSTRYOING UR LIEFZ WIF OUR HATRED LULZ. No, seriously. Our insulting you should have no affect on you considering we are trolls ****ing with each other online. One of the reasons is you react so very very nicely. I mean look at this. This hurt look on your face, confused and sad as to why we would destroy your soul.... It's so delightful, really.

Please look at rule number 15 in regards to your situation.

As for the reason why people hate you? Your argument was disproved and deleted from plausibility 15 pages back, yet you have bitched on about how right you are for 15 more pages? Look at "Grevious Vs. Maul." I lost that. I will use myself as an example. I didn't ***** about maul winning for 15 pages, I kind silently slipped out when my loss was realized (congrats tj, btw)

Being an annoying, persistant, retarded douche is why people hate you. Giving us a hilariously retarded reaction is why people shank you. It's like stabbing a baby in a clown suit. Its so fun.

Originally posted by One Free Man

I'm a ginger. We're evil, soulless bastards. Ask south park.

Are you a day walker?

I can spend maybe an hour in the sun if the situation demands.

Ahh I see, what situations would you sacrifice the shade for?

It's hard to say, for a mortal, it's like "what would you walk through fire for?" It's seriously that painful. In fact, I think, as a ginger, fire is less painful than sunlight. That being said, large sums of money, if my loved ones were at stake, etc.

Originally posted by One Free Man
It's hard to say, for a mortal, it's like "what would you walk through fire for?" It's seriously that painful. In fact, I think, as a ginger, fire is less painful than sunlight. That being said, large sums of money, if my loved ones were at stake, etc.
BY "loved ones" do you mean your collection of restless and hateful souls that you've collected? Speaking of which, the Ruskies are still pissed at your people for Chernobyl. They weren't fooled by the cover-up.

You know, like our brothers and sisters in gingerness. We have to watch out for them otherwise Satan will punish us. The only thing that will get us gingers our souls back is peewee herman's head on a pike. And due to the majority of gingers being retarded, peeweee herman's security is way too strong for that to ever happen.

Edit: as for chernobyl, we're blaming that on the jews, obviously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00kBvI2K22U

WTF is a ginger?

EDIT - Nevermind, googled it.

YouTube video

anyone with red hair and light skin.