When Harrison Ford can't do any more Indy movies...

That's over now.

I dont do weekday suicides.

Why not? Maybe you get paid.

Oooooh. In THAT case...

*Fetches gun, copy of Indy IV, Nails for the door, a writing pad and a pen.*

He's on the money.

*Takes in Bayformers trilogy, Robocop 3, Star Trek Nemesis, Matrix 2 and 3, Twilight, and the Pirates movies just to make sure that the job is done right.*

😂

Huh.... what? You hate the Pirates movies too?

I do. I used to like the 1st.

But after that (and the american Ringu remakes) Verjarjarbinkski went to 'excrement-on-my-shoe' levels on my appreciationometer.

Ah... I liked them... no.4 not so much.

Although I do see the big flaws in 2 and 3, the enthousiasm with which they are made are contagious... I missed that on 4.

You should here Dr.Kermode's reviews. They are spot on.

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Oh yeah I saw those... long time ago...

I agree with all the logic (or lack of it)... it's the spirit of the makers that gets to me.

The pirates movies were originally going to be Monkey Island

kinda glad they did'nt go with doing Monkey Island with all the other game to movie adaptations screw ups thats been done.

Yeah.... maybe...

I mean, is it sillier than using a theme park ride as basis for a film???

The Monkey Island games were packed with story, humour back from when Lucasarts were gold etc etc

That ride was an amusement park ride. No contest.

Originally posted by queeq

I agree with all the logic (or lack of it)... it's the spirit of the makers that gets to me.

Whisky or Vodka? Something had to explain those sequels...

Why not the rum?

Does it have absinth in it?

Cause nothing else would explain number 3 onwards.

But why is the rum gone?

'Cause pirates drink Rum.

(Rum and if the need arises, their own urine.)

(And if the need REALLY comes up, other people's urine, most likely)

(And even studio jizz, when a franchise opportunity comes up)

But why is the rum gone?

Cause the Studio execs drank it. (And the scriptwriters did too, judging by those horrific masterpieces of bilge)

Then after they were "done with it", all the actors and actresses drank it. 😘