When Harrison Ford can't do any more Indy movies...

My parody of him was then successful.

(Obviously you couldn't see me flapping my arms, chin, and shoulders in arhythmic quasi-unison though, heightening the effect.)

Also I can be unfunny without charging millions of people money for my privilage.

Which is where McIntyre is cleverer than you. 😉

Right!!!!! *Breaks chair on table* Outside!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

😛

Yes, my master...

*walks out giggling*

See...? Much funnier than McIntyre... 😛

I am indeed.

But so are horrifying industrial accidents and large fuel bills.

Hilarious.

If MM is on the receiving end of them, sure...

But he can afford it.

Yeah good for him that escape from those doesn't rely on wit and humour.

At least they can laugh about it.

For 49 days straight.

And then they have to pay the bills...

Ouch! Yes That approximates the sudden change of mood to total seriousness that the thinkers in the audience usually will experience after his 1st few jokes.

😂

Okay... serious question: have you ever laughed about a McIntyre joke?

No.

I wanted to once too...but couldn't...he was just making mundane observations and flapping annoyingly.

SO annoyingly.

Are you lying????

Nope. It was the 1st time I caught his act.
I always want a comic to be good, partly selfishly, as I want to be entertained..

He just wasn't.

Fair enough.