Possibly Pregnant?

Smooth move

Great ; A thread on your g/f period !

Originally posted by The Red
Maybe it was all a false alarm. she started spotting today and now her breasts are really sore. Usually happens before she starts her period. So I don't know anymore.

Dude, i'm going to send you $20 to give to your girlfriend to buy a damn pregancy test.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dude, i'm going to send you $20 to give to your girlfriend to buy a damn pregancy test.

Well in that case, I think my fiance might be pregnant too. My friend's girlfriend is pregnant, possibly. I accept paypal.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well in that case, I think my fiance might be pregnant too. My friend's girlfriend is pregnant, possibly. I accept paypal.

I'll just send you some coat hangers, if that's ok...running a bit low on moneh.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I'll just send you some coat hangers, if that's ok...running a bit low on moneh.

That's alright, I'll only be hungry 30 mins afterwards anyways.

Originally posted by Scythe
That's alright, I'll only be hungry 30 mins afterwards anyways.

That was really mean of me.

Instead, I'll send you this -

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
That was really mean of me.

Instead, I'll send you this -

Madame, that is disgusting, I would never eat a tie. Thanks for the gesture though. I'll let my friend and my fiance know I'm the father. This is like talk show results right here.

Red, stop being a wienie and asking us if she could possibly be in the motherly way... man up and go get the test.

ps: her spotting could be caused by the embryo (if there is one) from implanting itself in her womb.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Hey miss, like we say in french: "Aux grands maux les grands remèdes"!

Haha, it applies, I must say. Truc de ouf, man.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dude, i'm going to send you $20 to give to your girlfriend to buy a damn pregancy test.

😆

I'll be back for baby number 3.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You are NOT the father.

Thats what he thinks 131

Originally posted by The Red
Maybe it was all a false alarm. she started spotting today and now her breasts are really sore. Usually happens before she starts her period. So I don't know anymore.

Sounds like Zombie fever.

She's mutating into a flesh eating human body devoid of consciousness. Run while you can! Man. Run while you can

its like, 89%, diabetes

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Dude, i'm going to send you $20 to give to your girlfriend to buy a damn pregancy test.

I'll try get pregnant today... 😱

Originally posted by The Red
mmm I like how you're so sure of your answer. It couldn't be anything else?

lol, most likely... it was my way to tell you go take the test, all those are pregnancy symptoms but you don't have them all at the same time and specially not all in this early stage your girl is supposed to be 😂

Originally posted by Paola
I'll try get pregnant today... 😱

*helps get Paola pregnant*

😖hifty:

Originally posted by The Red
Lower Back Pain
Feverish Lately
Urinating like 6-7 times a day.
Nipples are sore. Only nipples. Not the entire breast.
She cries for no reason.
Food Craving. She is vegetarian, but has been craving hot dogs. She broke her vegetarian ways just to eat a hot dog. She is eating like 5 a day now.

She probably sat down too much.
She could just be sick.
She probably drinks too much.
Uh...No comment.
There are chances that you may have to accept the fact your girlfriend is an emo.
Being a vegetarian can make you go crazy every once in a while so don't expect her to chew plants for the rest of her life.

Don't use oil based lubricants.

Use a drop of lube inside the condom if you're not circumcised.

Wear thicker condoms for anal.

And those are my tips for avoiding condom failure.

But here's a big one, unless you've been poisoned in the fifth basement of the arcane labyrinth by the troll of evermore, don't seek medical advice on a non-medical internet forum.