Possibly Pregnant?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Don't use oil based lubricants.

Use a drop of lube inside the condom if you're not circumcised.

Wear thicker condoms for anal.

And those are my tips for avoiding condom failure.

But here's a big one, unless you've been poisoned in the fifth basement of the arcane labyrinth by the troll of evermore, don't seek medical advice on a non-medical internet forum.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
Red, stop being a wienie

all pregnant women

like wiener

Originally posted by The Red
Maybe it was all a false alarm. she started spotting today and now her breasts are really sore. Usually happens before she starts her period. So I don't know anymore.

Originally posted by Ax3l
The fact that you know that disturbs me.

So why haven't you guys took a test yet?

Originally posted by Paola
I'll try get pregnant today... 😱

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
So why haven't you guys took a test yet?

Originally posted by The Red
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.

Home pregnancy tests are around 97% accurate when done correctly.

Originally posted by The Red
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.

dude, retarded

I'm late here, apologies, traffic was endless. But has anyone already told Red that he should have just put it in her butt, if her getting pregnant is such an issue?

Originally posted by inimalist
dude, retarded

I don't think pregnancy test can check for that.

Originally posted by The Red
Most tests aren't accurate or give false negatives if you use it a week before the missed period. We're waiting till she's a day late.

I just took 10 pregnancy tests and they all said I wasn't pregnant.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm late here, apologies, traffic was endless. But has anyone already told Red that he should have just put it in her butt, if her getting pregnant is such an issue?

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Originally posted by The Red
The fact that I pay attention to someone I love? Figures.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I love my dog, but you don't see me checking to see if his balls are tender.

He's probably appreciate it if you did.

Congratulations Daddy

Originally posted by Robtard
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