Submariner vs Colossus

Started by Master Court11 pages
Originally posted by batdude123
You, my good sir, are a moron. 🙂

I'm telling you, Namor wins.

Originally posted by Creshosk
See? There you go fantasizing about sodomy between two men again.

I don't even watch the UFC.

So what's your f*cking problem then, daddio? UFC does suck. MMA is a-okay, cool cat. That's my final analysis, babe. You with me on this, dog? Ya dig, motherf*cker?

Originally posted by Master Court
So what's your f*cking problem then, daddio? UFC does suck. MMA is a-okay, cool cat. That's my final analysis, babe. You with me on this, dog? Ya dig, motherf*cker?
I'm not a mother fuсker. I'd like to be. Specifically the mother of my own children.. that I don't have yet.

Peter is too much for Namor on land, after all if Namor fought WWHulk he would have went down far sooner than Peter.

Originally posted by Master Court
You and Mindset, are absolutely f*cking lost sometimes. But especially when it comes to UFC.
DONT WRISTLOCK ME BRO!

Originally posted by Master Court

The majority style used in MMA is Brazilian jujitsu. It's simple, effective really only in sport, and a lesser spin-off martial art. And the stuff I do is very much for real life. Sport isn't even in mind.

No it no, the majority style used is Muay thai.

Though bazilian jujitsu is used in sports and is not as effective as jujistu, due to the fact it only used against one individual at a time, it is effective vs a single opponent and to pretend like it not is wrong.

I just don't get it, how would Namor win?

Originally posted by Stoic
I just don't get it, how would Namor win?

By punching Colossus in the face.

And when Colossus just looks at him afterward, then what?

Punch him again! I mean, if Colossus isn't going to fight back and all... 🙂

Well therein lies the problem. Colossus will only take so many blows to the face before he becomes upset.

Originally posted by KingD19
And when Colossus just looks at him afterward, then what?

It's going to be hard for Colossus to look at him while he's unconcious. Closed eyes and all....

I never really thought about it before.. but how exactly does Colossus get knocked out? I mean he's said to turn into solid metal right? so wouldn't that mean that his head would be solid metal as well?

Originally posted by Creshosk
I never really thought about it before.. but how exactly does Colossus get knocked out? I mean he's said to turn into solid metal right? so wouldn't that mean that his head would be solid metal as well?

He's been knocked out before.

You should be more concerned about how a person can (scientifically) turn his skin to metal rather than how a person with metal skin can (scientifically) get KOd.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
He's been knocked out before.

You should be more concerned about how a person can (scientifically) turn his skin to metal rather than how a person with metal skin can (scientifically) get KOd.

Turning his skin into a organic metal isn't as perplexing as being able to do things without vital organs.

Not saying he can't be kayoed. Just ... its one of those wierd comic book things I guess.

Originally posted by Stoic
I just don't get it, how would Namor win?

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Originally posted by Creshosk
Turning his skin into a organic metal isn't as perplexing as being able to do things without vital organs.

Are you kidding me?? O_o

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Are you kidding me?? O_o

Well, they're both perplexing. But yeah, turning one's skin to a different substance absolutely would be easier to fathom than someone living without vital organs.

Originally posted by Master Court
So what's your f*cking problem then, daddio? UFC does suck. MMA is a-okay, cool cat. That's my final analysis, babe. You with me on this, dog? Ya dig, motherf*cker?

Watch the swearing, and implied insults. This sort of language and behavior will not be tolerated, and will soon bear lasting consequences if it continues. See that it stops. Thank you.