Submariner vs Colossus

Originally posted by KingD19
So I guess boxing is useless, and so is every other practical, used in real situations martial art huh????

Are you equating martial arts with MMA? You misunderstood me. I am a martial artist. I'm not going to bother dropping names, styles, and ranks because I learned really early on that people either don't care, or don't believe you. My sensei even made a note to teach us against it. He said avoid fighting as much as possible, but do what you have to do if you come across the people that just won't let it go. But never mention what you do.

That said; I said MMA is bullsh*t. It is. I've trained with an MMA guy before. He was looking to expand his knowledge. Respectable enough, despite the typical MMA "roudy" mouth and sh*t talk. But he was a f*cking moron and couldn't do a basic wrist lock. And I beat the sh*t out of another guy that knew MMA, and I almost broke his arm using the technique the other guy couldn't figure out. But he started it. At least he had honor, and we both covered for each other when the f*ckin cops were questioning us. Me and the MMA guy parted as friends. But MMA is f*cking bullsh*t. Especially in a scenario with multiple a**holes. If an MMA guy can't handle one a**hole like me, he sure as f*ck can't handle two or more.

I can.

MMA is a good SPORT. Not a martial art.

And Namor wins.

A wrist lock?

A ****ing wrist lock?

Originally posted by Master Court
Are you equating martial arts with MMA? You misunderstood me. I am a martial artist. I'm not going to bother dropping names, styles, and ranks because I learned really early on that people either don't care, or don't believe you. My sensei even made a note to teach us against it. He said avoid fighting as much as possible, but do what you have to do if you come across the people that just won't let it go. But never mention what you do.

That said; I said MMA is bullsh*t. It is. I've trained with an MMA guy before. He was looking to expand his knowledge. Respectable enough, despite the typical MMA "roudy" mouth and sh*t talk. But he was a f*cking moron and couldn't do a basic wrist lock. And I beat the sh*t out of another guy that knew MMA, and I almost broke his arm using the technique the other guy couldn't figure out. But he started it. At least he had honor, and we both covered for each other when the f*ckin cops were questioning us. Me and the MMA guy parted as friends. But MMA is f*cking bullsh*t. Especially in a scenario with multiple a**holes. If an MMA guy can't handle one a**hole like me, he sure as f*ck can't handle two or more.

I can.

MMA is a good SPORT. Not a martial art.

And Namor wins.

Lulz. No.

Originally posted by Mindset
A wrist lock?

A ****ing wrist lock?

Who are you asking about?

The guy that couldn't figure it out had tree-stumps for legs, but sh*t for brains.

The guy I used it on, well he grabbed me and tried to headbutt me, I guess planning to pull me down after. I pinned his hand against me to control it, and he headbutted me but my forearm took the brunt of it. And I quickly slapped the technique on. He tried to brick out of it. When he started to drop, I let go. It was just a fight, I didn't want to actually hurt him. It's not like I hate him.

EDIT: That's how I recall it, anyway. We were drinking.

And Namor wins.

I am a martial artist also, my master was Bruce Lee. Delps master is Sho'nuff.

Judge/Sven is also a great boxer, a real champ just like Tyson.

Originally posted by Master Court
Are you equating martial arts with MMA? You misunderstood me. I am a martial artist. I'm not going to bother dropping names, styles, and ranks because I learned really early on that people either don't care, or don't believe you. My sensei even made a note to teach us against it. He said avoid fighting as much as possible, but do what you have to do if you come across the people that just won't let it go. But never mention what you do.

That said; I said MMA is bullsh*t. It is. I've trained with an MMA guy before. He was looking to expand his knowledge. Respectable enough, despite the typical MMA "roudy" mouth and sh*t talk. But he was a f*cking moron and couldn't do a basic wrist lock. And I beat the sh*t out of another guy that knew MMA, and I almost broke his arm using the technique the other guy couldn't figure out. But he started it. At least he had honor, and we both covered for each other when the f*ckin cops were questioning us. Me and the MMA guy parted as friends. But MMA is f*cking bullsh*t. Especially in a scenario with multiple a**holes. If an MMA guy can't handle one a**hole like me, he sure as f*ck can't handle two or more.

I can.

MMA is a good SPORT. Not a martial art.

And Namor wins.

😂

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Well, you ever stop to think the guy who tried it wasn't all that good? Maybe you were better than him, I bet if you go up against well known MMA fighters who have showcased their skill, you'll think different. A lot of martial arts aren't for real life anyway.

Namor wins every time unless dehydrated or something along those lines.

I would say that Colossus temporarily knocked out the Hulk in their last encounter. At the very least he downed him for a time, but when he was swinging him around and so on the Hulk definitely seemed out of it.

Originally posted by KingD19
Well, you ever stop to think the guy who tried it wasn't all that good? Maybe you were better than him, I bet if you go up against well known MMA fighters who have showcased their skill, you'll think different. A lot of martial arts aren't for real life anyway.

MC>>>Anderson Silva.

MS is the new Black Panther.

MC > SS.

MC>>>>>>>LT

Anybody who acts up gets the WLOD(Wrist Lock of Death)

Forget Panther's armbar, the Wrist Lock can only be countered by the Infinity Gauntlet, powered with all the Gems.

Originally posted by KingD19
MC>>>>>>>LT

Anybody who acts up gets the WLOD(Wrist Lock of Death)

Forget Panther's armbar, the Wrist Lock can only be countered by the Infinity Gauntlet, powered with all the Gems.

Fool! Wristlocks and armbars are only effective in sports. Would you try to bunt or dribble in a real fight?

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Thought so. Any sensible person knows that only windmilling and hairpulling count for anything in a fight to the death.

Oh, and one more thing:

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Both are close enough strength-wise, but while Namor is faster, Colossus' durability gives him the edge.

On land: Colossus, 8/10.
In water: Namor, 9/10.

I didn't I say I beat him with the wrist lock. I merely mentioned, that at some point, I applied a wrist lock. But you're right. The WLOD is the closest thing to Bat-Kick we have.

Originally posted by KingD19
Well, you ever stop to think the guy who tried it wasn't all that good?

Good point, of course. I was just pissed last night because of a long drive earlier on in the day.

Originally posted by KingD19
Maybe you were better than him, I bet if you go up against well known MMA fighters who have showcased their skill, you'll think different. A lot of martial arts aren't for real life anyway.

I already have thought different. I still have nothing but contempt for UFC, is what I was meaning to say. Not the fighters. Some of them are really good. The guy I trained with really knew his stuff... at MMA. He could easily beat the average man. But their traditional martial arts counter parts would eat them for breakfast. The majority style used in MMA is Brazilian jujitsu. It's simple, effective really only in sport, and a lesser spin-off martial art. And the stuff I do is very much for real life. Sport isn't even in mind.

That said, there are some styles used in MMA that I get the feeling the practitioners aren't allowed to really showcase all that much, and the styles are actually legitimately good ones. Like Muay Thai. I think the rules of UFC are the real burden on those guys.

Anywho. I say on land, Colossus, 5/10. In water, Namor, 10/10.

And Hulk, at best, was stunned.

Looks like Brucey made his second account.

Thanks to jinzin

Namor pissed his pants when he saw real men fighting. On land, of course. biscuits

What's with Wolverine's claws?