Twilight bad for your love life?

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Twilight bad for your love life?

Nooooooooooooooo really?

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/4-reasons-why-twilight-is-bad-for-your-love-life-499161/

Sancty -

Twilight sucks so does the article jaja

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Indeed and Indeed. Guess they think we are a buncha brain dead puppets.

I dont have Jedi powers but life goes on.

WhoopeeDee THE LOOSE CANNON

Bella is hot.

Peach mordrem

Twilight is bad for your intelligence.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Worst thing about Twilight was how the vampires were so "beautiful." I cant imagine vampires being like that. It's not like they are a buncha fairies dancing around in rented formal wear and cheesy Euro accents.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Twilight made me cry..... It was painful viewing...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

The scene where Edward steps into the sunlight and is all sparkly.......I laughed so hard beer came outta my nose.

Peach mordrem

Oh, I never watched the movie. I don't think I could be paid enough to do so.

I read about 100 pages of the first book before I quit in disgust. All I wanted was to see what the fuss about it was...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Peach
Oh, I never watched the movie. I don't think I could be paid enough to do so.

I read about 100 pages of the first book before I quit in disgust. All I wanted was to see what the fuss about it was...

Just the opposite, saw the flick, missed the book. Vegan Vampires? Please.

Vampires are supposed to be scary looking, at least when they go into vampire mode. 30 days of night, Van Helsing, these are good examples of what Vampires are supposed to look and act like.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The scene where Edward steps into the sunlight and is all sparkly.......I laughed so hard beer came outta my nose.

I never thought of watching it drunk.... hmm

Peach mordrem

It might make a good drinking game.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I never thought of watching it drunk.... hmm
Made it that much funnier. I watched 30 days of night after it and was like DAMN, those are REAL vampires.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Peach
It might make a good drinking game.

Everytime you die a little inside.... drink!

No wait... you'd be dead withing the opening 5 minutes.

(For the twilight fanboys: It wasn't really th...... die 😛)

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Peach
It might make a good drinking game.
haermm We are all sitting around watching Twilight, and every time one of us chuckles, we have to do a shot?

Peach mordrem

Every time Edward sparkles, take a shot.

Every time Bella whines that no one likes her, take two shots.

And so on 😛

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Peach
Every time Edward sparkles, take a shot.

Every time Bella whines that no one likes her, take two shots.

And so on 😛

Shit, I wouldn't make it halfway through.

Peach mordrem

Oh don't worry. I'm such a lightweight, I wouldn't last five minutes.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

5 minutes? Thats like the opening credits haermm

"No, I have no heart! I feel no love! Nor fear... nor joy... nor sorrow! ...I am hollow!"

This quote from Dracula in Van Helsing is perfect. He is no longer human, therefore he has no human emotions.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Twilight makes for a better novel than movie