Twilight bad for your love life?

Started by MooCowofJustice6 pages

I think Twilight is bad for your life in general.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Twilight makes for a better novel than movie

And the novel is still a travesty.

Seriously RJ? Twilight is for lonely fat girls. Get over it.

haermm

Originally posted by Peach
And the novel is still a travesty.

you are right

Not even gonna bother.

Originally posted by Peach
Twilight is bad for your intelligence.

I enjoyed it, madam 😛

I guess I liked it for what it was, I had no expectations. It's not an epic novel for intellectuals, it's a ridiculous romance for teens. I got carried away with the books once I'd seen the movie as I figured they had to be better, as I usually do. But once I reached Breaking Dawn I'd had enough. I doubt I'll ever read it, tbh shrug

Nah Harry Potter is bad for my love life, the missus loves it (and him).

Originally posted by wicker_man
Nah Harry Potter is bad for my love life, the missus loves it (and him).

😂

How old is the missus? I mean, I still love the story but I've never had a thing for Harry Potter. Bless his cottons.

Originally posted by Syren
I enjoyed it, madam 😛

I guess I liked it for what it was, I had no expectations. It's not an epic novel for intellectuals, it's a ridiculous romance for teens. I got carried away with the books once I'd seen the movie as I figured they had to be better, as I usually do. But once I reached Breaking Dawn I'd had enough. I doubt I'll ever read it, tbh shrug

I'm sure it's possible to make a ridiculous romance for teenagers that's not horribly written and setting them up with tons of false expectations 😛

Sparkly vampires FTW haermm

Originally posted by Syren
😂

How old is the missus? I mean, I still love the story but I've never had a thing for Harry Potter. Bless his cottons.

19, I don't get it either although the films I enjoyed. Helena Bonham Carter 😉

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The scene where Edward steps into the sunlight and is all sparkly.......I laughed so hard beer came outta my nose.

😆 😆 😆

I swear to my PS3 that I was in a theatre filled with tons and tons of women, young and old, and just 3 men: Myself, my brother, and my father. (We had to go with a HUGE giant group of people. We drove all of our respective sweetie pies.)

When he stepped into the light. I laughed really hard, as quietly as I could muster. The girls down in front of me turned around with looks like they were going to slit my throat. My wife gently smacked my arm...as wives tend to do when their husbands do something wrong.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

I swear to my PS3 that I was in a theatre filled with tons and tons of women, young and old, and just 3 men: Myself, my brother, and my father. (We had to go with a HUGE giant group of people. We drove all of our respective sweetie pies.)

When he stepped into the light. I laughed really hard, as quietly as I could muster. The girls down in front of me turned around with looks like they were going to slit my throat. My wife gently smacked my arm...as wives tend to do when their husbands do something wrong.

I rememebr years ago my ex dragged me to see Brokeback Mountain. There were like ten people in the theatre, and I am fairly certain we were the only heteros. Two aisles in front of us were two guys holding hands.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I rememebr years ago my ex dragged me to see Brokeback Mountain. There were like ten people in the theatre, and I am fairly certain we were the only heteros. Two aisles in front of us were two guys holding hands.

I rented Brokeback because someone said it was good and won awards. Me, trying to be the cultured one, rented it.

I turned it off about 2/3 the way through. Something about two dudes making out like mad crazy did bode well for meh. 😘

However, I did see the point of the film and I can see the message. Don't hate on gays.

Originally posted by Syren
I enjoyed it, madam 😛

I guess I liked it for what it was, I had no expectations. It's not an epic novel for intellectuals, it's a ridiculous romance for teens. I got carried away with the books once I'd seen the movie as I figured they had to be better, as I usually do. But once I reached Breaking Dawn I'd had enough. I doubt I'll ever read it, tbh shrug


Breaking Dawn was really disgusting. I read all the other Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse in a few days, but I can't get through BD cause it's so terrible ja. hmm

Originally posted by dadudemon
I rented Brokeback because someone said it was good and won awards. Me, trying to be the cultured one, rented it.

I turned it off about 2/3 the way through. Something about two dudes making out like mad crazy did bode well for meh. 😘

However, I did see the point of the film and I can see the message. Don't hate on gays.

Honestly, I didnt totally hate it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The scene where Edward steps into the sunlight and is all sparkly.......I laughed so hard beer came outta my nose.

The sunlight? Who's bright idea was it to make the VAMPIRES (creatures of the night) able to go into the light?

Originally posted by Insomniatric
The sunlight? Who's bright idea was it to make the vampires able to go into the light?

Someone's been living in a cave eh awebrow

Though Twilight is bad, let us not pretend that Underworld or Van Helsing are magnificent pieces of art, shall we, RJ?