Originally posted by Spire
It is apparent now that you are just truly and completely ignorant. I'll try it again. You have no points. You haven't made any either. You couldn't make any if you tried as there are not any to be made.
Haha. Let me enumerate my points to you in case the words I used were just a little over your head:
1) BRB struck first TWICE with everything he's got and his attacks barely affected the Surfer, just knocked him off his board.
2) Each time the Surfer struck him, he bled all over the place.
3) FETAL position. Sheesh. Clear ownage. Do you dispute this???
Originally posted by Spire
All off Surfer attacks failed. Straight out. Bill was more combat formidable.Done.
1) ALL? His attacks failed? ALL? Were you reading the same issue as me or are you just completely delusional? BRB deflected his first few energy attacks at the start then managed to strike him FIRST when he bullrushed. Panels showed that BRB was going all out, too. That, I'll give to BRB. Then what happened? Surfer shrugged off the hits like they were nothing then used a board blitz (w/c is part of his powerset) to stun BRB then take him down in a few punches.
"Formidable" is what you musta been calling yourself in first grade when they were pulling your underwear over your head... :-/
Originally posted by Spire
A blindside attack finally allowed for Surfer to do something effective against Bill. Now, this is where your genius intellect comes into play. You ignore everything that happened before this completely [b]missing, ignoring, and conceding my points. Then you go, "Wow, Surfer owned him." [/B]
Again, it was a fight, Surfer attempted a few attacks w/c (due to BRB's powerset) could be defended against by his opponent. He adjusted his tactics and took down his enemy with great ease. You must watch boxing matches where one fighter jabs at another fighter to test his range and then knock his opponent out on the 2nd round an "equal fight".
Originally posted by Spire
And?As I previously stated, it(blindside) would have gave any herald character the ups over any other herald character.
LOL. Surfer didn't "ambush" BRB, he struck him upside the head when they were already engaged in a fight. Now pick your poison:
1) BRB reaction time or combat skill sucks cuz he couldn't even defend himself from something he knows his enemy could do.
2) Surfer's board moves at such a speed that BRB was unable to defend against it.
Originally posted by Spire
Now sadly, your sickness continues. Here you go on about fetal positions in an attempt to 'not appear stupid' and 'have something to argue'. Even though I never cared or disputed what happened, I'll just go ahead and stomp it anyways.
Never "disputed" what happened?? You've been trying to downplay what has happened from the beginning. Stop lying.
Originally posted by Spire
Why wasn't Bill knocked into an asteroid and blah blah whatever?Why wasn't Bill knocked into a ship and whatever?
Why didn't Surfer's super powerful punches knock Bill more than a few inches away and whatever?
Prolly your most retarded attempt at argument to date. Are you SERIOUSLY stating that the distance where you're thrown in a comic book fight is DIRECTLY proportional to the damage/effect of such an attack?
Are you simply retarded or did all those wedgies you got from first grade affect the positioning of your brain?
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Haha. Let me enumerate my points to you in case the words I used were just a little over your head:1) BRB struck first TWICE with everything he's got and his attacks barely affected the Surfer, just knocked him off his board.
2) Each time the Surfer struck him, he bled all over the place.
3) FETAL position. Sheesh. Clear ownage. Do you dispute this???
Denial.
Energy blasts failed. Rush failed. H2H failed or N/A as he was already being owned. Surfer blocking Bill's H2H failed. Surfer, not getting knock into a ship, failed.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
1) ALL? His attacks failed? ALL? Were you reading the same issue as me or are you just completely delusional? BRB deflected his first few energy attacks at the start then managed to strike him FIRST when he bullrushed. Panels showed that BRB was going all out, too. That, I'll give to BRB. Then what happened? Surfer shrugged off the hits like they were nothing then used a board blitz (w/c is part of his powerset) to stun BRB then take him down in a few punches.[/b]
Becuz Surfer wazint bleeding amirite?
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
"Formidable" is what you musta been calling yourself in first grade when they were pulling your underwear over your head... :-/[/b]
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Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Again, it was a fight, Surfer attempted a few attacks w/c (due to BRB's powerset) could be defended against by his opponent. He adjusted his tactics and took down his enemy with great ease. You must watch boxing matches where one fighter jabs at another fighter to test his range and then knock his opponent out on the 2nd round an "equal fight".[/b]
Blah blah missing the point random babbling in attempt to distract.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
LOL. Surfer didn't "ambush" BRB, he struck him upside the head when they were already engaged in a fight. Now pick your poison:[/b]
Never said he did. Fail less, if you can.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
1) BRB reaction time or combat skill sucks cuz he couldn't even defend himself from something he knows his enemy could do.
2) Surfer's board moves at such a speed that BRB was unable to defend against it.[/b]
3)Blindside attack that finally allowed Surfer to hit BRB. Since all Surfer's other attempts were lol.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Never "disputed" what happened?? You've been trying to downplay what has happened from the beginning. Stop lying.[/b]
Proof? Or just spin from a position of desperation?
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Prolly your most retarded attempt at argument to date. Are you SERIOUSLY stating that the distance where you're thrown in a comic book fight is DIRECTLY proportional to the damage/effect of such an attack?Are you simply retarded or did all those wedgies you got from first grade affect the positioning of your brain? [/B]
Surfer was sent flying after two hits. BRB hardly budged after three. Acting like a Jackalope and spouting off babble does not change that fact.
Originally posted by Spire
Energy blasts failed.
Energy absorption is part of BRB's powerset, however, unlike you, I don't try to downplay when someone uses his powerset to counter the abilities of the other guy.
Originally posted by Spire
Rush failed.
Again, BRB got the first 2 hits of the fight, I'll give him that. He gave it his all and what did it do? Knock the Surfer off his board (tho, in your delusion, you believe distance thrown=damage). Surfer shrugged it off like it was nothing and then counterattacked.
Originally posted by Spire
H2H failed or N/A as he was already being owned. Surfer blocking Bill's H2H failed. Surfer, not getting knock into a ship, failed.
Surfer didn't block BRB's hits, apparently he didn't need to. Didn't really do all that much damage to him did it?
Originally posted by Spire
Denial.
Is exactly what you're full of.
Originally posted by Spire
Becuz Surfer wazint bleeding amirite?
Yes, Surfer "wazint bleeding". Unless you can point it out on panel (other than the comic cover w/c is not part of the story, btw).
Originally posted by Spire
Blah blah missing the point random babbling in attempt to distract.
Hahaha. I'M missing the point? I'M trying to distract?? 😆
Nice sidestep, I tore your arguments apart so you just claim that I'm trying to distract. You fail.
Originally posted by Spire
Never said he did. Fail less, if you can.
Granted, definitions of ambush and blindside are very similar. But yes, ambush requires that you need to be in a concealed position to do so. I'll admit a mistake in understanding on the words (again,
english is not my first language). But my point remains, BRB is clearly aware of Surfer's powerset and someone of his perceived "skills" should have known that a board blitz was a possibility. If he didn't expect this possibility then his fighting skills really suck OR (what makes more sense) he was just not fast enough to react to the board's FTL speeds.
Originally posted by Spire
3)Blindside attack that [b]finally allowed Surfer to hit BRB. Since all Surfer's other attempts were lol. [/B]
The Surfer made a few attacks that BRB countered, he received a few attacks that did not do all that much damage and then ended the fight quickly and definitively. It started in BRB's favor due to powersets but Surfer compensated and ended the fight with ease. THAT, my friend is what you call ownage.
Originally posted by Spire
Proof? Or just spin from a position of desperation?
Proof of trying to downplay the fight? Here's your proof right here:
Originally posted by Spire
Surfer was sent flying after [b]two hits. BRB hardly budged after three. Acting like a Jackalope and spouting off babble does not change that fact. [/B]
BRB didn't just "budge", he bled all over the place and ended in a fetal position. Nice attempt at trying to downplay what happened, fortunately, not everyone shares your ignorance... :-/
Wow, look at all this crap. *Sigh*
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Energy absorption is part of BRB's powerset, however, unlike you, I don't try to downplay when someone uses his powerset to counter the abilities of the other guy.
*facepalm*
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Again, BRB got the first 2 hits of the fight, I'll give him that. He gave it his all and what did it do? Knock the Surfer off his board (tho, in your delusion, you believe distance thrown=damage). Surfer shrugged it off like it was nothing and then counterattacked.
Funny how you dance around things, pretending that the point might go away.
Two hits and a beeline into a ship. 3 hits including board to the neck, Bill hardly moved.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Surfer didn't block BRB's hits, apparently he didn't need to. Didn't really do all that much damage to him did it?
Lawlz. 👆
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Yes, Surfer "wazint bleeding". Unless you can point it out on panel (other than the comic cover w/c is not part of the story, btw).
You're lost. Rethink the point.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Hahaha. I'M missing the point? I'M trying to distract?? 😆
True, and also becoming increasingly desperate.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Nice sidestep, I tore your arguments apart so you just claim that I'm trying to distract. You fail.
Ok, now this is grade school stuff. You have yet to make a rebuttal or an argument.
Oh wait, you did talk about fetal postions... so um scratch that.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Granted, definitions of ambush and blindside are very similar. But yes, ambush requires that you need to be in a concealed position to do so. I'll admit a mistake in understanding on the words (again,
english is not my first language). But my point remains, BRB is clearly aware of Surfer's powerset and someone of his perceived "skills" should have known that a board blitz was a possibility. If he didn't expect this possibility then his fighting skills really suck OR (what makes more sense) he was just not fast enough to react to the board's FTL speeds.
I read the first couple of words then... lol. Wrong. Straight out. It's clear now your desperate. Stop replying.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
The Surfer made a few attacks that BRB countered, he received a few attacks that did not do all that much damage and then ended the fight quickly and definitively. It started in BRB's favor due to powersets but Surfer compensated and ended the fight with ease. THAT, my friend is what you call ownage.
That is what I call owning yourself. You don't even know what your doing/talking about.
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Proof of trying to downplay the fight? Here's your proof right here:BRB didn't just "budge", he bled all over the place and ended in a fetal position. Nice attempt at trying to downplay what happened, fortunately, not everyone shares your ignorance... :-/
Lo...l?
Oh, wait I know:
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
BRB didn't block Surfer's hits, apparently he didn't need to. Didn't really do all that much damage to him did it?
Originally posted by Spire
Wow, look at all this crap. *Sigh**facepalm*
Lawlz. 👆
I feel the same way about you.
Originally posted by Spire
Funny how you dance around things, pretending that the point might go away.Two hits and a beeline into a ship. 3 hits including board to the neck, Bill hardly moved.
Seriously, is THIS your point? How far the Surfer was thrown and how far BRB moved? PLEASE tell me you have something else. This is just too stupid to waste time arguing with... >_<
Originally posted by Spire
You're lost. Rethink the point.
IF you have a point, make it. Are you arguing that the Surfer CAN'T bleed?
Originally posted by Spire
True, and also becoming increasingly desperate.
Wish you actually made actual points (PLEASE tell me you have more than just: "BRB barely moved"😉 instead of throwing around baseless accusations.
Originally posted by Spire
Ok, now this is grade school stuff. You have yet to make a rebuttal or an argument.
Well, grow up and debate like an adult and you will be treated like one, kid. :-/
Originally posted by Spire
Oh wait, you did talk about fetal postions... so um scratch that.
To make a point about how the fight ended, yes, as you senselessly try to downplay the damage done with inane comments like this:
Originally posted by Spire
Two hits and a beeline into a ship. 3 hits including board to the neck, Bill hardly moved.
You have yet to provide a rebuttal on this, btw.
Originally posted by Spire
I read the first couple of words then... lol.
W/c is exactly your problem.
Originally posted by Spire
That is what I call owning yourself. You don't even know what your doing/talking about.
THIS coming from the guy who argues:
Originally posted by Spire
Why didn't Surfer's super powerful punches knock Bill more than a few inches away and whatever?
as an indication of the damage dealt in this fight. LOL. You ARE delusional.
Originally posted by Spire
Oh, wait I know:
No, apparently, you don't.
Yay, another several pages we go..
Bill shut Surfer down straight out.
Energy blasts failed.
Rush failed.
H2H failed or N/A was already being pwned.
Blocking Bill's H2H failed.
Surfer not getting 2 shotted into a ship failed.
Blindside attack finally allowed Surfer to do something to Bill. A board to the back of the neck and 2 punches barley moved Bill.
I tried to simplify these points which you have been talking in circles around for a couple pages now.
Hopefully they are simple enough for you.
Doubt it.
Originally posted by Spire
Yay, another several pages we go..Bill shut Surfer down straight out.
Energy blasts failed.
Rush failed.
H2H failed or N/A was already being pwned.
Blocking Bill's H2H failed.
Surfer not getting 2 shotted into a ship failed.Blindside attack [b]finally
allowed Surfer to do something to Bill. A board to the back of the neck and 2 punches barley moved Bill.I tried to simplify these points which you have been talking in circles around for a couple pages now.
Hopefully they are simple enough for you.
Doubt it. [/B]
If you read get past your bias, you'll understand the fight happend this way:
1) Energy attack gets absorbed by BRB's hammer (part of BRB powerset).
2) Surfer engages in melee combat against a melee specialist (foolish, yes. But not all that costly to him, really)
3) Two full power hammer strikes that barely registered any damage to the Surfer other than knocking him off his board (w/c doesn't really say much).
4) A board blitz (part of the Surfer's powerset) stuns BRB for a moment.
5) Surfer then 2 shots him, apologizing the whole time.
6) BRB ends up in a fetal position from the beatdown.
End result was: BRB got owned and easily at that.
Please stop stating the "he barely moved" argument, it makes you look incredibly ignorant. Do you REALLY believe that distance thrown = damage done?
Almost, you're still in denial and left some things out.
Energy absorption part of powerset or not, Bill shut that shit down. Twice.
Surfer's rush was shutdown.
His attempt to H2H was shutdown or N/A.
Surfer blocking Bills blows? Nope.
Surfer not getting 2 shotted into a ship and only moving a couple inches? Nope.
Surfer sitting in a crater in a ship. Yep.
Surfer got owned straight out.
All surfer has is a blindside attack and 2 girl punches that barley moved Bill.
Wow impressive.
The fact that he needed use a blindside attack to the back of Bill's neck pretty much says it all.
Now go away.
Originally posted by Spire
Almost, you're still in denial and left some things out.Energy absorption part of powerset or not, Bill shut that shit down. Twice.
Surfer's rush was shutdown.
His attempt to H2H was shutdown or N/A.
And so what? In a lot of fights a dominant fighter usually tosses in a few jabs to test the range/capabilities of his opponents. An exchange of attacks/defense is NOT an indication of dominance from either combatants...
The result of the fight is. Wrap your brain around that if you can. I know thinking is hard for you, so I'll give you a few hours to let that sink in.
Originally posted by Spire
Surfer blocking Bills blows? Nope.
Surfer not getting 2 shotted into a ship and only moving a couple inches? Nope.
Surfer sitting in a crater in a ship. Yep.
My goodness, do you REALLY believe in your crap argument that distance thrown = damage done? Seriously?!? 😆
Originally posted by Spire
Surfer got owned straight out.
HAHAHA. OMG. I'm dyin...!
CLEARLY, Surfer got owned here. Wow, so much ownage. LOL LOL LOL.
Originally posted by Spire
All surfer has is a blindside attack and 2 girl punches that barley moved Bill.
LOL. Expression on BRB's face certainly didn't seem like he thought the punches were girly.
Originally posted by Spire
The fact that he needed use a blindside attack to the back of Bill's neck pretty much says it all.
Basically, for you:
BRB uses his powerset to gain an advantage = good combat sense/logical
Surfer uses his powerset to gain an advantage = cheap trick/blindsiding
Bias much?
Originally posted by Spire
Now go away.
Nahhh, too much fun making you look stupid. It's starting to get too easy, tho.
