God Commands You To Kill Gays

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Yup.

Well I'll be damned, we have a pure person in out ranks. How old are you, if I may inquire.

Wait, have you ever stuck your own finger up your ass?

Originally posted by Robtard
Well I'll be damned, we have a pure person in out ranks. How old are you, if I may inquire.

19, it's simply never come up. Erm, so to speak.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wait, have you ever stuck your own finger up your ass?

No.

Why?

Robtard likes to finger paint moustaches

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
19, it's simply never come up. Erm, so to speak.

No.

Why?

No worries, there's no time limit.

If you had, you'd technically be a Sodomite, like the rest of us degenerates.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

No.

Why?

Oh man, you need to try it, it's the best.

Ok, we've gone off the topic here. Anyone have anything relevant to say?

There have also been complaints lately about the continual sexual/anatomical commentary going on. Complaints like this are being taken seriously so please make sure any questionable references you make are justified by context. No more random anal sex jokes in any old thread, thankyou.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Ok, we've gone off the topic here. Anyone have anything relevant to say?

There have also been complaints lately about the continual sexual/anatomical commentary going on. Complaints like this are being taken seriously so please make sure any questionable references you make are justified by context. No more random anal sex jokes in any old thread, thankyou.

Oh man, I can just imagine Backfire crying in his bathroom alone.

I don't really know what's to discuss here though, it should probably be in one of the homosexuality and religion or is homosexuality a sin or something threads.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Ok, we've gone off the topic here. Anyone have anything relevant to say?

There have also been complaints lately about the continual sexual/anatomical commentary going on. Complaints like this are being taken seriously so please make sure any questionable references you make are justified by context. No more random anal sex jokes in any old thread, thankyou.

Not completely off-topic, as we're talking about Sodomites and the laws of sodomy. That has something to do with Gods and death to gays.

I'd like to formally file a complain against those complainers, really now, what the **** is their problem?

It had got to the point where it was off-topic. And this is a PG-13 forum and complaints about things that breach that are taken seriously.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
It had got to the point where it was off-topic. And this is a PG-13 forum and complaints about things that breach that are taken seriously.

Not to bust your balls, but wouldn't/shouldn't the censor take care of anything of that nature?

Originally posted by Robtard
Not to bust your balls, but wouldn't/shouldn't the censor take care of anything of that nature?

I don't think so, it can't really censor concepts, it's also easy to avoid.

Really though, what is this thread about? Homophobes? Gays? Sodomy laws? I am confused.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not to bust your balls, but wouldn't/shouldn't the censor take care of anything of that nature?

Err... no. As Bardock says.

Originally posted by Bardock42

Really though, what is this thread about? Homophobes? Gays? Sodomy laws? I am confused.

😆 Yeah we always knew you were one of those "confused" people when it comes to sexuality.

Originally posted by jaden101
😆 Yeah we always knew you were one of those "confused" people when it comes to sexuality.

Well, how can I be sure until I've tried everything?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, how can I be sure until I've tried everything?

There's probably reviews on metacritic.

Originally posted by jaden101
There's probably reviews on metacritic.

Soooooooo...some people say really dreadful things about gays inspired by their religion, though they probably wouldn't kill their disobedient children.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Soooooooo...some people say really dreadful things about gays inspired by their religion, though they probably wouldn't kill their disobedient children.

This is because New Testament God (aka Jesus-God) loves children and is forgiving, but still hates the gay.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is because New Testament God (aka Jesus-God) loves children and is forgiving, but still hates the gay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that actually in the bible?

Exodus 4:9 - "And thus the LORD said to Moses 'love always the children and forgive all sins, oh, except for anal sex, that's just gross.'"

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that actually in the bible?

You can interpret the Bible many a way, so technically yes.

Jesus did away with the old laws, the laws of the Jews, eg stoning your insolent daughter, eye for an eye, not shaving beards, owning slaves from foreign lands, eating kosher etc., but apparently, he didn't do away with the likes of Leviticus 18:22, the one about one man sticking it to another man's passage.