God Commands You To Kill Gays

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Strange, I could've sworn Darth Jello admitted he was gay in a different thread.

No, it is not okay to be gay and here are the main reasons: It's disgusting and no way would I wanna be on a hit list made by a mad preacher boy.

Calm down, Pubes.

It is okay to be gay. There's nothing wrong with it, secularly, at all.

Surprisingly, I've never heard anyone use the word pubes as an insult. That really made me laugh. Kudos.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Calm down, Pubes.

It is okay to be gay. There's nothing wrong with it, secularly, at all.

Put a sock in it Gaydouchemon.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Surprisingly, I've never heard anyone use the word pubes as an insult. That really made me laugh. Kudos.

😄

That's his nickname.

Looks like mine is gaydouchemon because I defended homosexuality. 😬

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Put a sock on it Gaydouchemon.

Corrected.

Originally posted by jaden101
Corrected.

Unfortunately, he had it right.

My name is not capitlized specially to evoke a sense of casualness and minimalism. (Yes, I am a minimalist. My desk at work as nothing on it. I prefer my home decor to be black and white. Seriously.)

Also, since my name doesn't start the beginning of the sentence, it is still correct to parodize my name as an insult, with a lowercase at the beginning.

But, believe me, it would be more fun if he had it wrong because he starts to rage and his pubes get all frazzled.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Unfortunately, he had it right.

My name is not capitlized specially to evoke a sense of casualness and minimalism. (Yes, I am a minimalist. My desk at work as nothing on it. I prefer my home decor to be black and white. Seriously.)

Also, since my name doesn't start the beginning of the sentence, it is still correct to parodize my name as an insult, with a lowercase at the beginning.

But, believe me, it would be more fun if he had it wrong because he starts to rage and his pubes get all frazzled.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Strange, I could've sworn Darth Jello admitted he was gay in a different thread.

No, it is not okay to be gay and here are the main reasons: It's disgusting and no way would I wanna be on a hit list made by a mad preacher boy.

Those are the dumbest reasons I have ever heard.

Just because something disgusts you it doesn't mean that it is not okay. And specifically, just because some mad (that should have given you the hint already) "preacher boy" has a hitlist it doesn't make anything wrong.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe you should try becoming a minimalist in explaining your retarded schemes...

I wish your coolness came in a suppository so I could stick it up my butt and let it slowly melt it's awesomess in my rectum.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I wish your coolness came in a suppository so I could stick it up my butt and let it slowly melt it's awesomess in my rectum.

Scientists all over the world are working on it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Scientists all over the world are working on it.

Until then, I'm stuck with whimpering while I think about it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Until then, I'm stuck with whimpering while I think about it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I wish your coolness came in a suppository so I could stick it up my butt and let it slowly melt it's awesomess in my rectum.

🤨

Originally posted by Bardock42
We all have to carry our lot in life.

Mine so happens to be carrying a butthole full of suppositories.

Gosh.

I sure hope I don't sneeze.

Wait. Maybe I should just so I can hear the sound the butt torpedo makes when it "ba-dinks" off of stuff. 😐

Originally posted by Nemesis X
🤨

Back to you hating gays now.

i never liked gays, with their rap and the ridiculously over sized rims on their cars and their god damn section 8.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Unfortunately, he had it right.

My name is not capitlized specially to evoke a sense of casualness and minimalism. (Yes, I am a minimalist. My desk at work as nothing on it. I prefer my home decor to be black and white. Seriously.)

Also, since my name doesn't start the beginning of the sentence, it is still correct to parodize my name as an insult, with a lowercase at the beginning.

But, believe me, it would be more fun if he had it wrong because he starts to rage and his pubes get all frazzled.

I didn't correct the capitalization of the name.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i never liked gays, with their rap and the ridiculously over sized rims on their cars and their god damn section 8.

And their ability to give people AIDS 😐

Originally posted by Nemesis X
And their ability to give people AIDS 😐

That's not their ability though, everyone can achieve that...there are more straights able to do it anyways.

If God was commanding people to kill gays...with I doubt is what he would command...then that would be going against one of the ten commandments 'Thou shall not kill.'