Conservatives thwart Obama's "socialist plot" to tell kids to stay in school

Started by Symmetric Chaos5 pages
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
According to some people on CNN, that was a 'changed version' of the original speech.

He left in this:
You'll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free.

He finished with "God bless America"...Clearly he's a right wing nut job.

Well according to CNN, ''dads'', it wasn't that he was going to speak to students, but the fact that there would be a lesson plan made by Obama...or something to that effect. This story bores me so I didn't get all of it.

Something about kids writing to Obama about how they can help him...or something...and him using that to something something socialist agenda.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
and him using that to something something socialist agenda.

😆

Reminds me of this

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Originally posted by jaden101
He finished with "God bless America"...Clearly he's a right wing nut job.

All a part of the GOP, George Bush, Supreme Court, corporate America conspiracy.

Lizards. Giant lizards, I tell you.

Originally posted by BackFire
Lizards. Giant lizards, I tell you.

Or their lesser known cousins..the crab people.

Taste like crab, talk like people.

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Originally posted by KidRock
Or their lesser known cousins..the crab people.

Taste like crab, talk like people.

Filthy commie crabs.

An alternative speech to provide "fair and balanced" messages to our children:

"Hello young Christian soldiers. This is Representative Michelle Bachmann with a message of blessing and hope for all children that have chosen to accept Jesus into their hearts and are truly worthy of the protection of our great nation as envisioned by President John Adams, even some of you who happen to be members of the mud races. I'm here to tell you that if you study hard in the traditions of James Kennedy and Rousas Rushdooney while avoiding the temptations of premarital sex, science, math, and other perversions of the flesh associated with what we like to call Jewish matters, you too can grow up to be a great American who pumps our gas, fights our wars, or sits and home with the children for you modest Christian ladies. Remember that taxes are a burden to all and you should save as much as possible. Bring school lunches and if your family can't afford that, remember, in the words of my colleague Cynthia Davis, "a Child's hunger can be a powerful motivator" to your success. School lunch is theft of our tax dollars so every time you order Salsbury Steak without paying for it, you're breaking a commandment. Avoid the peer pressures of drugs and multiculturalism. If your teachers decided to teach you about civil rights or the labor movement or how the government works, just tell them that you need "breathing room" and report them to your local Republican politician or conservative radio talk show host. Remember, when God ordained Capitalism upon the garden of Eden, it was Adam who ate the fruit of knowledge and was expelled. Non-Christian knowledge is communism and we must expel those bearing red fruits from our garden. You may be confused by hearing this together with President Obama's message, but remember, he's not like the great presidents of our time like Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Warren Harding. He's not even an American. Don't let him pierce your heart with the spears of deceit he chucks as is the tendency of his tribe's desire to change the complexion of this great nation. And most importantly, tell your mommies and daddies that you don't want your SChip and that all government run health care is evil. After all, medicine for those who can't pay for it is just an entitlement unearned. God takes care of all his children who believe so I encourage all of you who are sick to pray and avoid the evils of taking hospital beds and doctors visits away from those who have earned it. I will be president someday but until then, remember, God bless America, and God bless some of you."

Quite funny that when you read through his speech, he slates kids for playing the xbox (so microsoft's shares plummet) and he praises people who may go on to invent "the next iphone" (so apple's shares go up)

He's doing some insider trading I think.

What's the problem with socialism?

Originally posted by KidRock
Because I am racist of course.

Duh.

Yeah you are. Racists are kinda like alcholics they wont admit they have a problem. So you're right on form.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Columbine was caused by socialism?

chyea you didn't know that?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
What's the problem with socialism?

1) Jesus was/is against it; America is a Christian nation, duh.

2) How it relates to Obama: Democrats are one step away from being socialist, socialism is one step away from communism, communism is one step away from a dictatorship.

My favorite insane quote from the retards yesterday (so far): Keep government out of our schools! If they put government in the school, I'm home schooling my child!

I like a sign at a health care debate "No socialized medicine! You aren't taking away my medicare!"

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Jesus was/is against it; America is a Christian nation, duh.

2) How it relates to Obama: Democrats are one step away from being socialist, socialism is one step away from communism, communism is one step away from a dictatorship.

1) Dude, Jesus was a total ocialist for sure!

2) Socialism is as far from communism that Capitalism is far from fascism.

I think he was being sarcastic. Did anyone read the story about the Texas school district that did not show the speech because it "didn't want to interrupt class time" but is taking an entire day off to take kids on a field trip where George and Laura Bush are speaking. Along with members of the Dallas Cowboys and CEO's of companies. An event which unlike the Obama's speech, is a private function that the school district has to pay for.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Yeah you are. Racists are kinda like alcholics they wont admit they have a problem. So you're right on form.

But...I just admitted I was. So what you said doesn't make much sense.

Or were you just so eager to use that line that you would throw it in no matter what I said? you fail