Wolverine vs Batman

Started by grimify21 pages
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
But I've been doing all sorts of exercises, and everything! 😮

I don't think masturbation counts as an exercise. Try some kegel exercises, I can lift an encyclopedia, or, a whole set of them, if I have watched The Dark Knight recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2zoCOz1DUo&feature=related

try this as a workout

Focus.

Wolverine.

Originally posted by Starscream M
Wolverine.

Loses

wins clearly.

Originally posted by Battlehammer
wins clearly.
not clearly...since there is a 30 minute limit, I think Batman can survive logan for 30 min

Originally posted by Starscream M
not clearly...since there is a 30 minute limit, I think Batman can survive logan for 30 min

30 minutes is a long time for a fight, especially considering that 5 minutes into the fight Wolverine will still be at 100% and Batman won't. Even if Bruce doesn't take any damage - however unlikely that is - fatigue alone will be considerable in a 30 fight with a physically superior opponent.

doubtful. Batman may take a few but certainly no majority. 30 minuts is a long ass time in a fight.

Originally posted by Battlehammer
doubtful. Batman may take a few but certainly no majority. 30 minuts is a long ass time in a fight.
batman has fought for days with no rest...he can handle 30 minutes

Originally posted by Starscream M
batman has fought for days with no rest...he can handle 30 minutes

No he hasent. The one time he got pushed like that he was haft dead and got his back broken.

30 minuts is a long fight really long most super hero matches dont last nearly that long. Batman surviving that long is doubtful.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
I read the comic you putz. You need to look again at how much damage Wolverine actually takes, at the interludes and then try and factor in this healing factor you worship day and night.

From this:
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/478/wolverinev1ch15910.jpg
To this:
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4539/wolverinev1ch15913.jpg

Wolverine has hardly been injured at all. He was not in the car when he exploded, and his clothes did not catch fire. We can see that there are no bullet wounds and that his shirt hasn't even been ripped. So by the 9th scan, Wolverine has only taken a couple of bullet wounds to the torso. Mind you, this would do nothing to Batman, who can take machine-gun fire at point blank.

Now when he actually gets into the fight with Mr.X' henchmen, there's not that much damage being dished out either. Wolverine has also got a minute or so to heal whatever damage he took earlier on, and there's the interlude of him making his way up to the sarge. In the fight against those "top assassins" he takes one stab to the throat, a bullet or two in the back, some punches from Blok, and three kicks from those girls. This happens over the course of what? 10-15 minutes? You of any people should understand how much this is to Wolverine, how much it matters that he is given some recovery time. Two punches in rapid succession will naturally do a hell of a lot more damage to him, than one punch 20 second pause and another punch.

And do you realize that we've reached the point of counting punches? Nobody should have a hard time realizing that a kick from those girls, can hardly measure up against a kick from Mr.X. In fact, I would bet that a single kick from Mr.X does more damage than 10 kicks from that one girl.

Well, I'm back, so I thought I'd respond to this. Look at the scan you posted. That is the fourth scan in the sequence, and already the soldiers are saying that "You can't hurt this guy, either. We've SHOT him, STABBED him, TORCHED him, you name it, he just laughs it off." Emphasis provided in the scan, not by me. He also says "hitting him is like slugging a brick wall," so it's clear that more than what we've seen has gone on here. As for whether or not his clothes caught fire, just look at this:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/20...nev1ch15912.jpg

That's the page before the scan you showed, and it CLEARLY shows his back on fire. As for the "couple of bullets to the torso," well, yeah, after all of that, he gets shot twice, directly in the chest. No armor, no padding, just bullet and flesh. I'd like to see Batman take THAT point blank.

As for the fight with the assassins, we see Wolverine get strangled, stabbed in the neck with a knife, kicked in the head with a stiletto heel three times (which damages more, stilettos or slippers?), punched by the superhumanly strong Blok twice, in quick succession, slashed with a spear once, and a fall that knocked the wind out of Blok.

As for your talk about "time to heal," time to heal is not time for your healing factor to recover. In those "breaks," Wolverine would repair any damage done to his body, and his healing factor would expend energy. When you add up the damage done to his body during his initial fight, it is clearly much more damage than was done during his fight with Mr. X. To say anything else is biased.

Originally posted by Ize19
Really? Really? Okay, here we go:

01.http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/478/wolverinev1ch15910.jpg
02.http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6271/wolverinev1ch15911.jpg
03.http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2048/wolverinev1ch15912.jpg
04.http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4539/wolverinev1ch15913.jpg
05.http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9695/wolverinev1ch15918.jpg
06.http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5660/wolverinev1ch15919.jpg
07.http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7081/wolverinev1ch15920.jpg
08.http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1362/wolverinev1ch15921.jpg
09.http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2831/wolverinev1ch15922.jpg
10.http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4994/wolverinev1ch16005.jpg
11.http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4356/wolverinev1ch16006.jpg
12.http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5411/wolverinev1ch16007.jpg
13.http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5124/wolverinev1ch16008.jpg
14.http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9062/wolverinev1ch16011.jpg
15.http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1238/wolverinev1ch16012.jpg
16.http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5814/wolverinev1ch16015.jpg
17.http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7636/wolverinev1ch16016.jpg
18.http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8206/wolverinev1ch16017.jpg

Compare that, to this:

1.http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3074/wolverinev1ch16020.jpg
2.http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5576/wolverinev1ch16021.jpg
3.http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2113/wolverinev1ch16022.jpg

The SECOND one is more damaging? Really?

damn.... now i am sure that wolverines real mutant powers are the ability to be a human punching bag and get beat up by everybody nonstop

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
30 minutes is a [b]long time for a fight, especially considering that 5 minutes into the fight Wolverine will still be at 100% and Batman won't. Even if Bruce doesn't take any damage - however unlikely that is - fatigue alone will be considerable in a 30 fight with a physically superior opponent. [/B]
Not that long for someone with peak human stamina.

but w/e

where is the scan of logan killing the bikers in the bar and they didnt even know they were dead till they collapsed?

Batman would lose very quickly if he fought Wolverine. This wouldn't be a contest it would be a slaughter.

Why is this still open?

Because people still think Wolverine wins.

Because people still think Batman is in a higher weight class than he actually is.

Looks about the same to me.