What if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a 50's movie

Howard?

"You gutless f**k..!! Come an' 'ave a go at me, you ladyboy c**t..!!!" - Sgt.Lewis, Rambo IV

"I know that. But you know why? Because you got your head up your culo, that's why. That f**king guy. He never tells the truth. That motherf**ker."

"Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? that you should see.. "

Sleep with the scorpions, *****!

We dont need no stinking badges.

*My favourite!!*

Bring me....the bore worms.

I will ****ing massacre you!

Feed 'im to the pigs, Errol.

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These guys must have so much fun... Too bad the movie kinda sucked.

But it did have "some" good moments in it.

Poo might have bits of peanut in it, but I wouldn't ever eat it.

The only parts i did'nt like it in was the ending to it with the mild big fight and when Ripley finds the hive and goes on some sort of acid trip nonsense.

I think the whole tone was mild and watered down/cpmic booky and it lacked depth..just didnt feel aligned with the other three, and felt like a tonal hybrid between Alien3 and AVP 2.

It did have some cool action/parts... I Liked Ron Perlman's character...Winona Ryder did a great job.... Tuco from Breaking Bad was decent.

Just reading they used Joss Whedon's script for the movie but went with a different tone/style

it was just like Frank Miller and his Robocop scripts all over again back then.

"Splatterpunks." 🙁

Twas not the vehicle for Jean-Pierre Jeunet..

Mr. Jean Paul "I will ensure that the visual tone for the movie is one of sickly yellows, browns and greens that will match your toilet bowl after you've just listened to the theme from 'Enterprise' just to seem decandent and arty." Jeunet...?

Mr. "Thought he may have been visually remaking Delicatessen" but on a big budget...? 😛