Fork Lift Racing Track

*removes WWII scraf, finds himself riding up a hill, which turns out to be an excellent short, bringing back on Gundy's rank - bumps her again big time*

I go around the bricks and head for the leader.I wave at Mech and when he looks in the mirror I show him his break cable 😈

WHOAH!!! What a slaughter!!! Major upheaval in the ranks. Queeq climbs high up in the ranks, Mech takes the lead, and Gundy stalls....

1. Mechmoggy
2. Fitch, Tex, queeq
3. Gundy, Dexx
4. Mah.

The crowd goes wild!!

A curve comes and Mech,without brakes,go outside the track.Then I rush and take the lead....

ooh, havent done much in a while...Mr.Hippo. is tired

just give him some grass...

he's a forklift..

I knew that.I was makeing a joke.....

I control the fork lift (just about) and my lack of brakes means my velocity is unparalleled.

I begin checking my reflection just in case there's a photo finish. 😄

You are a disgrace to Hippos, mah.

never the less I'm in front and head for the finish......

Don't be so hasty. You might be peaking too soon. You're only coming up to the end of the second lap. One more after that.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
You are a disgrace to Hippos, mah.

Get him to eat the others!

"Mr.Hippo; picture the others as fineee fish..now..EAT"

I forsee great things happening to Mr. Hippo.

New ranking at the closing of the second lap. One more lap to go!!!

1. Mech
2. Fitch
3. Tex
4. Queeq and Gundy (a true team indeed 😉 )
5. Dexx
6.Mah

*Phones ahead to get team Moggy to take lots of flash photography to blind the other drivers*

My give up, my give up!

*emails the afganistan snipers:Mech,the one in front is an american.kill him....
and they miss mech but they hit the gas pomp,and mech starts to slow down,no more traction.....