John McClane!!!

Started by Sadako of Girth16 pages
Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
I see. So Hans Gruber and his brother Simon have a chronic case of this "McButthurt?"

Absolutely.
In the Gruber dynasty, it began with the twitch in Han's eye after McClane described himself as similar to things like "monkeys in wrenchs, flies in ointments and pains in asses*", relating to his role in Han's planned evening.

Then ego set in and Ahab/Khan Noonian Sing style ego would soon engulf them and prevent them from disengaging from the situational vortex that would be the cause of their eventual destruction.

* Suspected origin of the name of the condition.

I would imagine it started as Hans fell to his death clutching Holly's Rolex.

In the literal sense, when Han's own head travelled through his anus, you mean? That would have been like 5-6 seconds after the rolex was undone. 😛

Yeah, the way down was probably "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!"

11.05-11.11: The correct and proper time to put Die Hard on.
(regardless of your timezone)

Merry xmas, peeps.

I watched DH 1 today. At work now, gonna watch DH2 in a few minutes.

Good call.

Lethal Weapon 1 is another great xmas flick. Same Michael Kamen feel on the soundtrack too.

Lol, gonna watch LW1 tomorrow, then 2 the next, and so on.

Oh dear thats not very festive.

Well at least you'll have more DH screen time shortly..McClane still rules Riggs and Murtaugh.

Already watched the two DH films that take place during Xmas.

Lol, beyond caring about that.

'Beyond' implying that you are RJ...

If you aren't, then no offense was meant..

Alot of that going around.

Well, folks... not long now 'til Die Hard 5...!

Its alot longer for me since it gets released in March.

John McClane Fact #13: Once beat 12 terrorists in a game of hide and seek.

True story.

Originally posted by Impediment
John McClane = Badass, yet lucky as Hell!

on not one but two christmases he happens to stumble into a nest of bloodthirsty terrorists. lucky guy.

Just seen DH5.

Yippeekiyay motherfvckers...!!!!

Respect to the McClanes...!!!

Thought as much

ignore what most of the critics are saying about it.

Yeah there are shakeycam zoom overuse issues, but I really enjoyed it for what it was. 🙂