John McClane!!!

Started by Lord Shadow Z16 pages

Originally posted by Kazenji
Check this action figure out

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/04/this-awesome-die-hard-action-figure-has-smaller-feet-than-my-sister/

That's pretty cool but is the large head intentional? Looks way to big for the body.

I'm anticipating a change of avatar for Sadako if he sees this.

Hahaha Cool.

See what you mean. Those arms look a bit 'jointy' too.
Cool detailing though.

Quality action-figure there.

That's one action figure I wouldn't leave alone with Barbie.

Not that I own any Barbie dolls...

That figure would be good at making TV dinners for Barbie.

YouTube video

Well according to this:

YouTube video

* Willis reckons he is going for the double trilogy, making 6 instead of 5 DHs, in total.

* His enemy will be played by none other than Sir Patrick Stewart this time.

And thats what awesome news looks like in printed form. 😄

McClane's going to be kicking ass well into his twilight years.

I've nothing against those into that kinda thing, but McClane doesn't strike me as the type to be one of those girly vampires..

He'll be in his 80's in the retirement home saving it from a terrorist attack.

And STILL absolutely destroying them.

('Til its nap time)

Sad part is in the original die hard mcclane was supppose to play the undersized scared cop who just wanted to survive. By far an awesome movie. The rest of 'em you might as well called him the Terminator. Destroyed it for me imo. Might as well watched all of Arnolds collection. Killed the whole point it tbh, imo.

Well it was never really that way, was it...?

If he was scared and running for survival, and not concern for the hostages, he'd have bolted...but no, he killed his opposition, saved the day and went for a beer.

Yeah, because it's not like his wife was amongst the hostages or anything. That clearly wouldn't have given him a personal investment to stay 🙄

What rubbish. His wife was nowhere in DH 3. Did he bail? Nope.
She wasnt in 4 either, and although his daughter was, she wasn't kidnapped til later in the movie.

You suffer with PMT.

(Pure Mindless Trollery, and the probably the other type too..)

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yeah, because it's not like his wife was amongst the hostages or anything. That clearly wouldn't have given him a personal investment to stay 🙄

This is the "Movie Character Respect Forum", please take your McButthurt to the proper threads.

1. John McClane

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and husband of that **** Holly.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Manhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a helicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a helicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)

12- "Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er"

Originally posted by Robtard
This is the "Movie Character Respect Forum", please take your McButthurt to the proper threads.
McButthurt? 😆

From websters:

"McButthurt: (noun.) Craziness inducing ultimately-masochistic profuse hatered and resentment of McClane due to have being defeated by McClane in movies, (IE: "Simon Gruber was vastly McButthurt over the death of his brother at McClane's hands in DH1."😉 or even the mental and/or emotional state of a poster online who fails to prove that McClane can be defeated by their chosen opposing character in 'vs debates'.

McButthurt is characterised as a mild-to-mid level psychosis that disables the aggrieved poster or character in the movies from being able to lead a normal life, and they during this period are simultaneously totally obsessed with their hatered and resentment, (spending months/years trying to take it out on other posters who debate for McClane, often becoming so embittered as to stalk them, in multiple threads, abusing them verbally and in some recorded cases symptoms experienced by the butthurt are: crying, screaming ranting and uncontrollable defecating.) and movie characters such as Simon would through butthurt persecute McClane with vengence in mind whilst including their plans to kill him in their domination plot. This ironically for Movie Characters and online posters is what leads to the doom of their plans and often their own self created demise.

Thusly McButthurt can be viewed as a psychological allegory akin to the situations of proto-McButthurt pioneers Captain Ahab/Khan Noonian Sing."

I see. So Hans Gruber and his brother Simon have a chronic case of this "McButthurt?"