John McClane!!!

Nature boy here hates *******. What we gonna do about that?

Mice..........? Rhymes............?

You can shove your well laid plan up your well laid ass.

Go f*** yourself, Hans.

haermm You know your brother was an *******.

Hey Carmine, tell me, what sets off the metal detectors first....the lead in your ass, or the shit in your brains...?

Esperanza: "Freedom...."

McClane, after ***** slapping him: "Not yet."

No frequent flyer mileage for you.

You shoulda heard your BROTHER squeal....When I broke his ****in neck!!!

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister's.

They're for my wife. She's pregnant.

Were gonna need a couple more FBI guys, I guess.

Woohoo!!! Just like ****in' Vietnam!!!

( You mean Saigon. )

Yippeekiyay Kimosabi..(Horrible TV edit version)

I was in Junior high, dickhead.

Just about. 😛

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

WIN haermm

Oh my God the quarterback is toooooast!!!

Just the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

This IS Christmas music.

Yeah I saw it...... I DID it....!