John McClane!!!

Oh John what the **** are you doin'?

Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talkin' to anybody for a really long time.....
Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

McClane, after killing squirrel boy: "Oooooohohohoho no!!!"

(McClane noticing Matthew eyeing up Lucy)

After all we've been through, I'd hate to have to beat you to death.

: But seriously, all that kicking aside, that skinny little ninja chick... she was smoking hot. A new one of those is going to be real hard to come by... right?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
: But seriously, all that kicking aside, that skinny little ninja chick... she was smoking hot. A new one of those is going to be real hard to come by... right?

Indeed, she was.

Not sure though, by latest census, there's about 1.3 billion of them, so there's likely to be several more smoking hot one, somewhere.

*Makes fists with toes*

Wow thats a lot of SUVs/liftshafts......!

haermm Looks like Ford would recover from the bad economy then?

Whilst utilising 1.3 billion sweatshop labouring she-ninja...?

And selling that man Ford Explorers for McClane to kill them over and over and over with, ho ho ho.

....he was out of bullets.

You got her? You sure?

Want a breath mint....?

The Annex skywalk!!!

".........A sitting duck."

Show him the watch.

"Hey Pearl Harbour didnt work out, so we got you with Tape Decks."

Hey, John boy.

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.