gogogadgetgo
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Originally posted by roughrider
Here's a pretty good piece of fan fiction I've found, over at www.fanfiction.net
Credit to the original writer. I generally agree with his vision, and outcome.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3724952/1/Thor_vs_Superman
imo, it should go like this.
supes: hey, a hammer!...
thor: dude, that's mine..
supes: orly?! got your name on it?
thor: well...no...but..
supes: no buts! if it aint got your name on it, it aint yours!
thor: yeah?! well, its like excaliber, only the rightful owner can lift it
supes: get outa here! thats a bunch a crap! everyone knows you just hafta smash the rock to get excaliber
thor: hmmm...good point, tell you what, if you can lift it its yours
supes: why the hell would i wanna hammer? i'm no carpenter, i'm a farmer
thor: ? you were, arguing that it's not mine coz it aint got my name on it so i thought..
supes: well you thought wrong, by the way, nice armor, where can i get one?
thor: asgard, but only manly men gets to wear these kinda armor.
supes: i'm manly enough! hell, i'm the manliest man on earth!
thor: dude! you're wearing your underwear outside your pants! that's pretty unmanlty..
supes: shit! i forgot about that..what about you?! you've got that long girly golden hair..
thor: you think so? what if i tie it in a pony tail?
supes: hmm..well, that would make it cooler
thor: well, anyways, about the hammer..
supes: oh, yeah, here....WTF? can't lift it
thor: course you can't, only true manly men can lift that *snickers*
supes: WTF?..
thor: yup, which makes you a girly whimp
supes: no way?!..
thor: yup
....then a female figure, looking stupid while floating in air in a sitting positing arrives..
supes: hey its you wondy
wondy: yup its me, hey who's the stud..
supes: who this? umm...hey whats your name?
thor: thor..who's the hot chick
supes: she is isnt she, especially in her sexy costume
thor: yeah *drools* introduce me man
supes: oh ok..wondy thor, thor wondy
thor: hey babe, you look fine
wondy: *blushing* thanks..
wondy: hay, whats this hammer?!..*picks it up*
BOOOMMM
wondy: my god! the power...
supes: hey thor, didn't you just say that only true manly men can pick that up?..
thor: well yeah...
supes: OMFG!!! your a MAN!!!
wondy: WTF are you talking about!
supes: EEEEEWWW! to think i daydream about you while wanking mr bone!
supes: EEEWWW must take bath and sanitize myself
FLYS at 10x teh speed of light home...
wondy: whats up with that?
thor: dunno...wanna go check out my kingdom?
wondy: you have your own kingdom..
thor: well..kinda..its a floating castle without anybody in it *wink wink*
wondy: *blush* ok...
thor: *hehehe*
end...
shit, must get some sleep....i'm sprouting nonsense...