Silver Surfer and Hal Jordan vs. Thor and Superman

Started by Philosophía10 pages

Hey, **** you.

Like I said, that was all about the angle in which the picture was taken.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Hey, **** you.

Like I said, that was all about the angle in which the picture was taken.

Indeed. I got a view from the other angle. The image still gives me nightmares. 🙁

😆 @ thread.

Originally posted by batdude123
Indeed. I got a view from the other angle. The image still gives me nightmares. 🙁
The one with my penis flapping and strangling people left and right ?

Were you the guy watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on his laptop that got up and ran away crying ?

Originally posted by Philosophía
The one with my penis flapping and strangling people left and right ?

Were you the guy watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on his laptop that got up and ran away crying ?

First of all, your penis couldn't strangle an ant.

Second of all... yes. uhuh

Originally posted by batdude123
First of all, your penis couldn't strangle an ant.

Second of all... yes. uhuh


That was kinda funny.

Originally posted by batdude123
First of all, your penis couldn't strangle an ant.

Second of all... yes. uhuh

With its circumference, that'd be like trying to put a chokehold on it. So you're right, that is physically impossible. uhuh

Originally posted by Philosophía
With its circumference, that'd be like trying to put a chokehold on it. So you're right, that is physically impossible. uhuh

Your fat swallowed what little of a penis you ever had into your body. biscuits

Originally posted by batdude123
Your fat swallowed what little of a penis you ever had into your body. biscuits

You...

Y...

Pah.

You're right.

Originally posted by batdude123
And Philo on the right.

And you watching in the corner, jealous of Philo.

you're just pissed cos you weren't invited.

This is a great thread. IMO SS>Thor and Superman>Hal so I don't know yet. Let me think some more.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Juntai is tall and fit. The same as me.

Just a little gay.

Just the way you like it.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Team 1.
Thor seems to came back to his classic lvl, while Surfer recently stomped BRB.
Which makes him the biggest gun.

If that's the case.... im gonna have to go with
Surfer/GL 5.5/10
If you say he stomped Beta Ray Bill, BRB aint no Thor. So close one to call. Surfer just a little too much to handle. With Hal along, that's quite a combo. Supes and Thor's brute strength (we're talking about planet crushing strength here btw) will make it real tough for that cosmic duo. So once again it's gonna be real close.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
If that's the case.... im gonna have to go with
Surfer/GL 5.5/10
If you say he stomped Beta Ray Bill, BRB aint no Thor. So close one to call. Surfer just a little too much to handle. With Hal along, that's quite a combo. Supes and Thor's brute strength (we're talking about planet crushing strength here btw) will make it real tough for that cosmic duo. So once again it's gonna be real close.

Thor beat SS 😄

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Thor beat SS 😄

Thor turns Silver Surfer into salt.

Originally posted by batdude123
Thor turns Silver Surfer into salt.
😎

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Thor beat SS 😄

In terms of straight up power level....the 4 in question are about equal as you can get. But that cosmic duo has versatility(there goes that annoying word again =P) in their favor. Since Hal is really just human protected by his ring's aura, the key is for him to survive a blitz from the 2 powerhouses as well as avoid a long drawn out battle. I think Hal and Norrin can and have to beat the 2 midway through the fight since an extended battle will be tough on Hal i believe since. The other 3 have an almost inexhaustible source of stamina and power.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Since Hal is really just human protected by his ring's aura, the key is for him to survive a blitz from the 2 powerhouses as well as avoid a long drawn out battle.

Indeed.

Thor is all blitz in his battles.

Thor vs. Silver Surfer is one of those stalemates I can't make up my mind over. So it comes down to Superman vs. Hal...I think Superman wins. So, Team 2.