Who is the best Assassin?

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

Who is the best Assassin?

The following people are recruited by different agencies to take out a high profile traget:

Agent 47 (Hitman)
Leon (The Professional)
John Lee (The Replacement Killers)
Robert Rath (Stallone in "Assassins"😉
Miguel Bain (Banderas in "Assassins"😉
Bob Lee Swagger (Shooter)
James Bond (Quantum of Solace version)
Snake Plissken
Martin Riggs
Anton Chugurh

They are free to use any means necessary (sniping, stealth, bombing, etc😉

Who has the best chance of completing their assignment? To make things interesting, the main bodyguard for the target is Frank Farmer (The Bodyguard), and he has the entire Secret Service at his disposal.

Feel free to add any assassins/combatants you think will make the thread more entertaining.

According to Leon anybody who uses a rifle is an amateur... that takes care of most of the list. Leon is the best out of that list and comes from the best movie out of that list.

Leon's word is not law. And Lee is every bit as uber as Leon.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Leon's word is not law. And Lee is every bit as uber as Leon.

I'll take his word over anybody else on that list. Lee is 2nd for me.

Leon got pwned by a pill popping crazy cop. Lee took on the Chinese mafia, pwned, and went home.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Leon's word is not law. And Lee is every bit as uber as Leon.

Hahaaha, no. Only with a sniper, dude. Leon would rock him, otherwise. NVM, thought you ment Bob Lee.

The Ninja Assassian guy is pretty ****ing decent. He can disappear into shadows and can heal himself by clenching his butt-cheeks.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahaaha, no. Only with a sniper, dude. Leon would rock him, otherwise.

The Ninja Assassian guy is pretty ****ing decent. He can disappear into shadows and can heal himself by clenching his butt-cheeks.

Lee had better screen feats, dude, by far. He took on the entire Chinese mafia and trained killers. Remember the shootout at the car wash? The shootout in the movie theater? The end?

Yes, Leon had the scene with all the cops at the end, but they were just cops, nothing more.

What about the other guys? Bond? Swagger? No one?

And yeah, Leon would make Bob Lee his *****. UNLESS Bob Lee has a sniper rifle.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lee had better screen feats, dude, by far. He took on the entire Chinese mafia and trained killers. Remember the shootout at the car wash? The shootout in the movie theater? The end?

Yes, Leon had the scene with all the cops at the end, but they were just cops, nothing more.

Cops= SWAT since when?

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahaaha, no. Only with a sniper, dude. Leon would rock him, otherwise. NVM, thought you ment Bob Lee.

The Ninja Assassian guy is pretty ****ing decent. He can disappear into shadows and can heal himself by clenching his butt-cheeks.

you mean raizo?

Originally posted by Blinky
Cops= SWAT since when?

Highly trained assassins trump SWAT cops all day, every day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Highly trained assassins trump SWAT cops all day, every day.

Multiple grenades trump highly trained assassins all day, every day.

Originally posted by Blinky
Multiple grenades trump highly trained assassins all day, every day.
Multiple? It was one grenade fired from a rifle, dude. Wait, wasnt it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Multiple? It was one grenade fired from a rifle, dude. Wait, wasnt it?

I was refering to Leon having a shit ton of grenades on him at all times.

Originally posted by Blinky
I was refering to Leon having a shit ton of grenades on him at all times.
Exactly. Lee didn't need all that shit, he got the job done using pistols and his wits.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Exactly. Lee didn't need all that shit, he got the job done using pistols and his wits.

Lee didn't have any of that shit -- forget needing it. Lee was gonna snipe a little kid... what a PVSSY.

Originally posted by Blinky
Lee didn't have any of that shit -- forget needing it. Lee was gonna snipe a little kid... what a PVSSY.
But he didn't, did he? 😉

Lets forget about Leon and Lee for a minute. What about the rest?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But he didn't, did he? 😉

Lets forget about Leon and Lee for a minute. What about the rest?

F*ck the rest.

Point is -- he was going to kill (he didn't, I know) a little kid by sniping the kid (of all methods).

Originally posted by Blinky
F*ck the rest.

Point is -- he was going to kill (he didn't, I know) a little kid by sniping the kid (of all methods).

Did you totally forget the plot of the movie? he was following orders, dude, they had his family. The mafia boss ORDERED him to do it that way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did you totally forget the plot of the movie? he was following orders, dude, they had his family. The mafia boss ORDERED him to do it that way.

The boss specifically stated he wanted him sniped?! When? I know he said he wanted the kid to die in his fathers arms, but there are more than one way to skin that cat.