Who is the best Assassin?

Started by Darth Truculent19 pages

Best assassin? Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad. Assassin's Creed was made into a short live action film on Spike TV. Bond has nothing on Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Best assassin? Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad. Assassin's Creed was made into a short live action film on Spike TV. Bond has nothing on Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.

Except access to modern equipment, intel and guns/weapons, you mean.

Craig-Bond would likely stomp in his face too, in a H2H fight.

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad doesn't need those fancy toys. Blend in with the crowd at a social event and a knife in the back - Bond is dead.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad doesn't need those fancy toys. Blend in with the crowd at a social event and a knife in the back - Bond is dead.

Others have tried that; they're dead because of it.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
james bond isnt even a good spy much less an assassin.

James Bond is just plainly too much bad ass to be a good spy. He would tap dance on the skull of must of this list. He's a specialist of deception, and a world class Secret Agent.

You don't top that.

...

And a good thing it's not Moore's James Bond. It would have been a spite.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad doesn't need those fancy toys. Blend in with the crowd at a social event and a knife in the back - Bond is dead.
Not with that gay ass get up

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad doesn't need those fancy toys. Blend in with the crowd at a social event and a knife in the back - Bond is dead.

Are you just going to wank Altair all day? He's not the best assassin, get over it.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Are you just going to wank Altair all day? He's not the best assassin, get over it.

I say he'll prolly wank all day-- then top it off with a money-shot.

It'll end prematurely

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Best assassin? Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad. Assassin's Creed was made into a short live action film on Spike TV. Bond has nothing on Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.
No theatrical release?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No theatrical release?

Even if he did he still wouldn't be the best especially with the time difference. Darth just likes fellating the character, you can tell because he always says his whole name.

Um...I am pretty sure it has to be a theatrical release to be approved in the MVF.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Um...I am pretty sure it has to be a theatrical release to be approved in the MVF.

Theatrical release... is it in the rules section?

I dunno. I guess we can allow him. But what good would he do here, against men with guns?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dunno. I guess we can allow him. But what good would he do here, against men with guns?

As Wei said, he's all but useless here. Just that other cat is silly fanboy since Assassin's Creed 2 came out recently and he heard it's the 'new thing.'

47 or Bond. Ideally, Swagger plans it and 47 executes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
47 or Bond. Ideally, Swagger plans it and 47 executes.

Where do you get this notion that Swagger is some master planner? Especially plotting an assassination?

He did it in Shooter. He scouted the three cities and planned it, remember?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He did it in Shooter. He scouted the three cities and planned it, remember?

He planned taking out a target via a sniper, because that's what he is, a sniper.

47 is a better assassin and sniper, as the target he planned and took out via sniper-fire was on planned on a shorter time-table and he made the shot from a distance WAY beyond Swagger's formidable capabilities.

Originally posted by Robtard
He planned taking out a target via a sniper, because that's what he is, a sniper.

47 is a better assassin and sniper, as the target he planned and took out via sniper-fire was on planned on a shorter time-table and he made the shot from a distance WAY beyond Swagger's formidable capabilities.

Just saying, the two of them together, 47 shooting, Swagger spotting, pretty formidable team there.