Enterprise vs Star Destroyer

Started by Hewhoknowsall7 pages

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

LoL, no. That's been killed a few times now; Jaden buried it specifically for you in another thread, yet here you are polishing-up and trying to pass that same failed turd.

I think Slave 1 would win 😎 Cuz it's fett and he's awesome

Originally posted by steverules_2
I think Slave 1 would win 😎 Cuz it's fett and he's awesome

what exactly did Slave 1 show us??

That it has nifty storage space, has a cool reclining cockpit, and it sounds like an old Lancaster bomber.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

LOL!

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a serious debate:

You have just proven your ignorance beyond all shadow of a dought!

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/HateMail/Stewart/index.html

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That it has nifty storage space, has a cool reclining cockpit, and it sounds like an old Lancaster bomber.

all good feats don't cha think?

Turd polishing!!!! And yeah, Fett's cooooooool.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Turd polishing!!!! And yeah, Fett's cooooooool.

In the movies? He was a chump, unfortunately.

Hey, at least you didn't go out like a punk

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You know Boba was actually originally meant to fly out of sarlacc but...yeah, they never had that, to me he's still alive but to Lucas and other peeps he's dead...me...I'm a fett fan, I believe that fett is so bad ass that he would find a way out which he did 🙂 Purple rain motherf*cker

In the EU, he uses pure brute force and man-power to make his way out of the Sarlacc. IE he's not an incompetent butt-nugget in literature, as he is on screen.

Originally posted by Robtard
In the movies? He was a chump, unfortunately.

Hey, at least you didn't go out like a punk

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http://tv.ign.com/dor/objects/14269085/robot-chicken-star-wars-episode-ii/videos/rob_chick_111108.html

these are very funny..

Originally posted by Robtard
In the EU, he uses pure brute force and man-power to make his way out of the Sarlacc. IE he's not an incompetent butt-nugget in literature, as he is on screen.

Fett is overused in the Legacy novels

Originally posted by Robtard
In the EU, he uses pure brute force and man-power to make his way out of the Sarlacc. IE he's not an incompetent butt-nugget in literature, as he is on screen.
No. He used claws that extended from his fingers, his jetpack and a thermal detonator.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No. He used claws that extended from his fingers, his jetpack and a thermal detonator.

Since you've read the books, I'll believe you. I've read it was man-power and will.

Wasn't his jetpack gimped by a blind Solo?

Malfunctioned, not rendered useless.

Jetpacks, when malfunctioning to the point that they dont work (or work unexpectedly when jabbed by a stick) get you killed, it might be time to start thinking: "Malfunctioning Jetpack = A rendered useless jet pack".

Yeah well while flying through the air into th Sarlaac's mouth, I highly doubt Fett was considering his options on buying a new jetpack.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah well while flying through the air into th Sarlaac's mouth, I highly doubt Fett was considering his options on buying a new jetpack.

Actually, that's probably exactly what he was thinking. He was like, "DAMNIT! I've GOTTA get me a new jetpack. My dad got killed because of a malfunctioning one, I'm going to die because of one. Seems to be the bane of us Fetts, yo."

I'd stay from them period. One stray blaster bolt and FOOOOOOOOOM.