Hitting a girl...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I never said "all". Females are weaker physically than males, physiologically. So what I said is all true ever and about anything.

Great. But...you miss the point much?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Besides, we all know why you like her so much. It's ok, I'm arrogant but I'm no cock-blocker. So I'll agree with you to make you look good.

Yeah, cause all dudes are after all girls from one thing.

And, don't waste your time replying with, "nuuuhhh uhhhh! I never said all. dur"

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
My god! I hope she sees how much of a badass you are at posting! You even mentioned her name positively! Surely she'll reward you now! (I got your back, it's all good. Go get that)

Was I mentioning her name positively....or....was I "mentioning" your name negatively?

Hmmm....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You can't have Kelly AND me, though. Just saying.

You really can't have us both. I don't do that in relationships.

-AC

No, don't. Stop it.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Psh...pshahaha.

What? No, yeah. I agree.

Also, did you see how badass Dudemon is? Go get a piece. Dude's available. I'll share.

-AC

So, now you're baiting me?

Reported.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
so could i
i mean, i had my foot dangling by nothing but skin when i broke it, plus someone kicked it, and the ****in nurse nearly tore my foot off when we tried taking my boot off

I don't see how that relates really. I mean a knockout doesn't necessarily have anything to do with your pain tolerance.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nutbush.

-AC

Possibly the most perfect word.

Dudemon, you make the same kind of jokes with multiple other members. Get over it, babe. It's all in fun. How can I be baiting when YOU started replying to ME first? I didn't ask nor desire you to.

Stop souring this atmosphere man. Listen to some Wham!, it'll do you good.

Also, I agree with Robtard. It's a perfect word, especially in the context of her singing about the limits of it.

-AC

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't see how that relates really. I mean a knockout doesn't necessarily have anything to do with your pain tolerance.

i have no idea what u guys and girls are arguing about.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
the more pain you tolerate, the less likely you are to be knocked out quickly 😬

Huh?

You're aware that knockouts are nothing to do with "pain", right? It's to do with your brain slamming against the inside of your skull due to force.

-AC

focus on me... i am the center of attention.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
the more pain you tolerate, the less likely you are to be knocked out quickly 😬

If that were true, women would be nigh-unknockoutable, as no punch(s) matches up to childbirth.

Originally posted by Robtard
nigh-unknockoutable

New best word ever.

-AC

Since y'all were just talking about knockouts, I thought this was the perfect time to show this:

YouTube video

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Since y'all were just talking about knockouts, I thought this was the perfect time to show this:

YouTube video

I saw that recently, not sure where, Cracked perhaps, and it made me laugh.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
the more pain you tolerate, the less likely you are to be knocked out quickly 😬

No, that's not true as such. As Robtard and AC have pointed out.

Originally posted by Bardock42

No, that's not true as such. As Robtard and AC have pointed out.

Way to rub it in and make her feel bad about herself, jackass.

If a guy did hit me, I wouldn't hit him back right then. I'd wait until he didn't suspect it or asleep and retaliate in some form.

Like a swift punch to the nuts.

Edit: Then I'd run away screaming while he was incapacitated.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
If a guy did hit me, I wouldn't hit him back right then. I'd wait until he didn't suspect it or asleep and retaliate in some form.

Like a swift punch to the nuts.

Edit: Then I'd run away screaming while he was incapacitated.

Or you could cut off his penis while he's sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

That would take far too much effort.

I'm fine with guys hitting me. It really helps me learn my place in the world and that I should hold my tongue unless spoken to. In today's society it is most definitely not done enough. Women require punishment. What better way than hitting? None. They can have their little rights and suffrage but in the end it's the violence that keeps them under control.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
If a guy did hit me, I wouldn't hit him back right then. I'd wait until he didn't suspect it or asleep and retaliate in some form.

Like a swift punch to the nuts.

Edit: Then I'd run away screaming while he was incapacitated.

Originally posted by Trowl
I'm fine with guys hitting me. It really helps me learn my place in the world and that I should hold my tongue unless spoken to. In today's society it is most definitely not done enough. Women require punishment. What better way than hitting? None. They can have their little rights and suffrage but in the end it's the violence that keeps them under control.

Did I say you could reply?

-AC