Hitting a girl...

Started by Wild Shadow15 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
You could have sued her for assault and battery, if she decided to take you to court over the truck. Doubt she'd want that and the criminal charges.

You could have also sued her for having an unsecured bowling ball in a car (very unsafe, as you found out).

You just lost like 4-5 eBadboy points, dude.


i am only bad so long as no one knows my name and a trail doesnt lead to me.... two problems easily solved by her knowing me personally my 1st and last name address and all the dirt i have done prior to the truck.

for example: i would tear through a stranger in a bar fight easy for looking at me wrong or running his mouth.. but my next door neighbor throwing trash beer cans over my fence would be more tolerated even if he pushed me or insulted me....

Good ol' internet tough guys. They're just so...tough.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i am only bad so long as no one knows my name and a trail doesnt lead to me.... two problems easily solved by her knowing me personally my 1st and last name address and all the dirt i have done prior to the truck.

for example: i would tear through a stranger in a bar fight easy for looking at me wrong or running his mouth.. but my next door neighbor throwing trash beer cans over my fence would be more tolerated even if he pushed me or insulted me....

Too late, bro, once eBayboy points are lost, they can never be returned.

You'll just have to be content with a eBadassery rating of 4.1, sorry 🙁

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
So? Literally, if she gets hit and taken out (Either unconscious or in no condition to retaliate), she's not hitting ANYONE back. Also, the rest of what I said.

But this incorrectly assumes she will be knocked out, everytime, so basically what I said.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh, and of course she couldn't, you just don't like me very much. It's adorable. Like you, baby.

Wha?

Just no, dude. NO.

Stupid lyrics.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Like you. Nothing hits as hard as love, and you've got bruises from mine.

-AC

Wha...?

No, dude. Stop it.

No more lyrics.

Originally posted by Robtard
Too late, bro, once eBayboy points are lost, they can never be returned.

You'll just have to be content with a eBadassery rating of 4.1, sorry 🙁

also the girl was like amazon woman.. i actually think she be able to take on ur average male no shame in her taking me down for a split second.

hmm... nice thick body and nice boobs, almond hair color and she was athletic not the dainty type women that are scrawny and run funny....hhmm... pretty girl.. yummy.in_love

her kicking me in the crotch was almost more of a turn on then an attack... 😮

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Originally posted by Wild Shadow
also the girl was like amazon woman.. i actually think she be able to take on ur average male no shame in her taking me down for a split second.

hmm... nice thick body and nice boobs, almond hair color and she was athletic not the dainty type women that are scrawny and run funny....hhmm... pretty girl.. yummy.in_love

her kicking me in the crotch was almost more of a turn on then an attack... 😮

That just cost you another eBadboy point, dude.

Girl+Bronco+Nevada = Fat-Girl. /fact

You got your ass kicked by a fat-girl and then paid her for it.

Originally posted by Robtard
That just cost you another eBadboy point, dude.

Girl+Bronco+Nevada = Fat-Girl. /fact

You got your ass kicked by a fat-girl and then paid her for it.

Wow. You don't hold back...

but...

That's exactly what I was thinking.

WS is a chubby chaser. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
But this incorrectly assumes she will be knocked out, everytime, so basically what I said.

No, it doesn't. She doesn't need to be knocked out to be in no condition to hit back.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wha?

Just no, dude. NO.

Stupid lyrics.

Wha...?

No, dude. Stop it.

No more lyrics.

They weren't lyrics. They were textual manifestations of the love we share.

Why do you keep trying to dig at me when you know you adore me?

-AC

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wow. You don't hold back...

but...

That's exactly what I was thinking.

WS is a chubby chaser. 😐

Nothing wrong with that, to each their own and fat-girls need sweet love too. I applaud him for it.

she wasnt fat. 😒
this is as thick as i chase..
YouTube video

i love how AC automatically assumes that one punch can know out a girl every single time awehawe

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i love how AC automatically assumes that one punch can know out a girl every single time awehawe

Tina Turner disagrees.

women were weaklings back then... still are in most cases now that i think about it mhmm

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, it doesn't. She doesn't need to be knocked out to be in no condition to hit back.

No, it does cause that's what you said. The aind.

You also are incorectly assuming something else because:

1. It doesn't agree with me, so it is automatically wrong. (lol)

2. You assume way too much and focus too much on the physical side of things. There's also figurative, which you are ignoring on purpose to waste time on a debate that doesn't even exist.

ZOMG! Liek, all dudes can beat up all girls cause girls are weeeeak, man! dur

One thing is sure, Kelly could beat you down, and take several hits from you before she would even register it.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
They weren't lyrics. They were textual manifestations of the love we share.

Why do you keep trying to dig at me when you know you adore me?

-AC

No, stop it. Don't do that. And, I thought you were were rapping at me. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, it does cause that's what you said. The aind.

You also are incorectly assuming something else because:

1. It doesn't agree with me, so it is automatically wrong. (lol)

2. You assume way too much and focus too much on the physical side of things. There's also figurative, which you are ignoring on purpose to waste time on a debate that doesn't even exist.

ZOMG! Liek, all dudes can beat up all girls cause girls are weeeeak, man! dur

One thing is sure, Kelly could beat you down, and take several hits from you before she would even register it.

I never said "all". Females are weaker physically than males, physiologically. So what I said is all true ever and about anything.

Besides, we all know why you like her so much. It's ok, I'm arrogant but I'm no cock-blocker. So I'll agree with you to make you look good.

My god! I hope she sees how much of a badass you are at posting! You even mentioned her name positively! Surely she'll reward you now! (I got your back, it's all good. Go get that)

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, stop it. Don't do that. And, I thought you were were rapping at me. 😐

You can't have Kelly AND me, though. Just saying.

You really can't have us both. I don't do that in relationships.

-AC

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, it does cause that's what you said. The aind.

You also are incorectly assuming something else because:

1. It doesn't agree with me, so it is automatically wrong. (lol)

2. You assume way too much and focus too much on the physical side of things. There's also figurative, which you are ignoring on purpose to waste time on a debate that doesn't even exist.

ZOMG! Liek, all dudes can beat up all girls cause girls are weeeeak, man! dur

One thing is sure, Kelly could beat you down, and take several hits from you before she would even register it.

No, stop it. Don't do that. And, I thought you were were rapping at me. 😐


so could i
i mean, i had my foot dangling by nothing but skin when i broke it, plus someone kicked it, and the ****in nurse nearly tore my foot off when we tried taking my boot off

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
so could i
i mean, i had my foot dangling by nothing but skin when i broke it, plus someone kicked it, and the ****in nurse nearly tore my foot off when we tried taking my boot off

Psh...pshahaha.

What? No, yeah. I agree.

Also, did you see how badass Dudemon is? Go get a piece. Dude's available. I'll share.

-AC

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
women were weaklings back then... still are in most cases now that i think about it mhmm

No, no, Tina disagrees, she took many punches and kept on.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, no, Tina disagress with AC, she took many punches and kept on.

Exactly, and she grew up on the city limits of Nutbush.

-AC