i wont lie i hit a girl once. i am a firm believer of equal opportunity ass whoopin. is it okay to beat a woman? no. but is it okay to hit her damn right it is if she attacks you.
i had a girl who kept hitting me and i told her to stop she wouldnt, i told her if she didnt i would hit her back. she responded with no you wont i'll call the cops on you then she looked me dead in the eyes and said i dare you and she slapped me.
my friends all of a sudden backed away and started telling the girl she f@#@#@ up... she then looked confused and scared all of a sudden when she realized what was coming. i punched her square right on her shoulder knowing if i hit her face i would break it and her chest would be too dangerous since i was pretty dangerous so i opted for her shoulder... even that was too much, a nasty slapping sound could be heard it sounded like i broke her arm with my fist.
she dropped to the ground like a sag of potatoes and started crying thinking i broke her arm.. my friends were all like that is cold blooded... i was like i didnt even hit her my hardest or actually aimed at hurting her or i would have killed her.
i looked her in the eyes and asked her if she knew why i hit her? my friends were like you dont threaten Jay you dont dare him..ever!!!
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i wont lie i hit a girl once. i am a firm believer of equal opportunity ass whoopin. is it okay to beat a woman? no. but is it okay to hit her damn right it is if she attacks you.i had a girl who kept hitting me and i told her to stop she wouldnt, i told her if she didnt i would hit her back. she responded with no you wont i'll call the cops on you then she looked me dead in the eyes and said i dare you and she slapped me.
my friends all of a sudden backed away and started telling the girl she f@#@#@ up... she then looked confused and scared all of a sudden when she realized what was coming. i punched her square right on her shoulder knowing if i hit her face i would break it and her chest would be too dangerous since i was pretty dangerous so i opted for her shoulder... even that was too much, a nasty slapping sound could be heard it sounded like i broke her arm with my fist.
she dropped to the ground like a sag of potatoes and started crying thinking i broke her arm.. my friends were all like that is cold blooded... i was like i didnt even hit her my hardest or actually aimed at hurting her or i would have killed her.
i looked her in the eyes and asked her if she knew why i hit her? my friends were like you dont threaten Jay you dont dare him..ever!!!
Your eBadassery is like a 9.4, having the ability to kill someone with a shoulder punch.
Originally posted by Robtard
Your eBadassery is like a 9.4, having the ability to kill someone with a shoulder punch.
i meant if i had hit her square in the face as hard as i could or her reset button or her chest.. of course i am not going to kill her with a shoulder punch dont be silly... but i did leave one of the nastiest bruises i have ever seen. 😄
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i wont lie i hit a girl once. i am a firm believer of equal opportunity ass whoopin. is it okay to beat a woman? no. but is it okay to hit her damn right it is if she attacks you.i had a girl who kept hitting me and i told her to stop she wouldnt, i told her if she didnt i would hit her back. she responded with no you wont i'll call the cops on you then she looked me dead in the eyes and said i dare you and she slapped me.
my friends all of a sudden backed away and started telling the girl she f@#@#@ up... she then looked confused and scared all of a sudden when she realized what was coming. i punched her square right on her shoulder knowing if i hit her face i would break it and her chest would be too dangerous since i was pretty dangerous so i opted for her shoulder... even that was too much, a nasty slapping sound could be heard it sounded like i broke her arm with my fist.
she dropped to the ground like a sag of potatoes and started crying thinking i broke her arm.. my friends were all like that is cold blooded... i was like i didnt even hit her my hardest or actually aimed at hurting her or i would have killed her.
i looked her in the eyes and asked her if she knew why i hit her? my friends were like you dont threaten Jay you dont dare him..ever!!!
😆
*Threatens Jay*
awesome
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so that is my story em i wrong for doing it, what would you guys have done? just to let you know she did hit me about 8 times b4 she managed to slap me.. so i did tolerate her for a while.
I wouldn't have done that.
I would have caught her hand, right out of the air. 🙂
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
but she dared me.... 🙁 she basically asked for it.i have one more story but i dont think you guys want to hear it it wasnt as enjoyable as the 1st.
You should have been the bigger person and just walked away, or physically restrained her, putting her in her place that way.
Though I wouldn't hold it against you if you had held her down and tea-bagged her, to teach her a lesson on hitting you over-and-over.
Does this story tell of how eBad-ass you are? If so, please do share.
Originally posted by dadudemon
She was speaking both literally and figuratively.And, I'm quite sure ACDC Chick could punch you twice as hard as you could punch her.
So? Literally, if she gets hit and taken out (Either unconscious or in no condition to retaliate), she's not hitting ANYONE back. Also, the rest of what I said.
Oh, and of course she couldn't, you just don't like me very much. It's adorable. Like you, baby.
Like you. Nothing hits as hard as love, and you've got bruises from mine.
-AC
i female friend of mine gave me her ford bronco while she was out of town visiting her family..
my friends then convinced me to take her truck off roading since that was what it was geared for..
long story short we rolled it off a side of a hill.. took a bowling ball to the back of my head... was knocked out by it my friends had to drag me out. to make matters worse we were stuck inside the bottom of a multi sided hill. the truck would turn on took forever to haul it out...
anyways a few weeks later she shows up. she knowing me already knew something was wrong but i had a smile on my face(best pretty boy look i could pull to seduce her and try to lower her anger). i smiled had an envelope full of money and stuff and was trying to ease into the conversation when a friend of my mine just starts jumping around with a grin on his face all like just tell her!!! he f@##@ up your car!! its all f#@$$@ up you should never had trusted his @$$ you should have given it to me!!!
She was like What?!! what did you do?!? the idiot friend opens up my garage and her eyes were like What the F#$@!!! her bronco windows smashed the roof and sides slightly crushed in..
i am holding the envelope with ten grand cash money about to raise it to her and explain how much it cost to repair it or buy a new one and how i used my hook ups to get it repaired if she wanted.. but i never got the words out...
i felt like a bright sharp pain and blackness just hit me all at once..
one square in the face, chest, and crotch... once the shock and blackness dissipated i was on the ground holding myself..
i remember murmuring the words like i got money..... and she was about to continue kicking me while on the ground but my friends tackled her and held her arms down and kept her from being able to hit me..
she was like let me go!!! i tried to get up slowly and i told her about the money in the envelope and how we found the same yr model for sale...we had his address and had set up a meet with the guy if she wanted to go. she then snatched it from me and i flinched... i could have taken her but it would have bn a down and dirty fight she wasnt like any other girl... she was a Nevadan cowgirl pretty but with attitude and she can manhandle cattle...
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i wont lie i hit a girl once. i am a firm believer of equal opportunity ass whoopin. is it okay to beat a woman? no. but is it okay to hit her damn right it is if she attacks you.i had a girl who kept hitting me and i told her to stop she wouldnt, i told her if she didnt i would hit her back. she responded with no you wont i'll call the cops on you then she looked me dead in the eyes and said i dare you and she slapped me.
my friends all of a sudden backed away and started telling the girl she f@#@#@ up... she then looked confused and scared all of a sudden when she realized what was coming. i punched her square right on her shoulder knowing if i hit her face i would break it and her chest would be too dangerous since i was pretty dangerous so i opted for her shoulder... even that was too much, a nasty slapping sound could be heard it sounded like i broke her arm with my fist.
she dropped to the ground like a sag of potatoes and started crying thinking i broke her arm.. my friends were all like that is cold blooded... i was like i didnt even hit her my hardest or actually aimed at hurting her or i would have killed her.
i looked her in the eyes and asked her if she knew why i hit her? my friends were like you dont threaten Jay you dont dare him..ever!!!
Woah, you a badass man, soo cool, woah.
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i female friend of mine gave me her ford bronco while she was out of town visiting her family..my friends then convinced me to take her truck off roading since that was what it was geared for..
long story short we rolled it off a side of a hill.. took a bowling ball to the back of my head... was knocked out by it my friends had to drag me out. to make matters worse we were stuck inside the bottom of a multi sided hill. the truck would turn on took forever to haul it out...
anyways a few weeks later she shows up. she knowing me already knew something was wrong but i had a smile on my face(best pretty boy look i could pull to seduce her and try to lower her anger). i smiled had an envelope full of money and stuff and was trying to ease into the conversation when a friend of my mine just starts jumping around with a grin on his face all like just tell her!!! he f@##@ up your car!! its all f#@$$@ up you should never had trusted his @$$ you should have given it to me!!!
She was like What?!! what did you do?!? the idiot friend opens up my garage and her eyes were like What the F#$@!!! her bronco windows smashed the roof and sides slightly crushed in..
i am holding the envelope with ten grand cash money about to raise it to her and explain how much it cost to repair it or buy a new one and how i used my hook ups to get it repaired if she wanted.. but i never got the words out...
i felt like a bright sharp pain and blackness just hit me all at once..
one square in the face, chest, and crotch... once the shock and blackness dissipated i was on the ground holding myself..
i remember murmuring the words like i got money..... and she was about to continue kicking me while on the ground but my friends tackled her and held her arms down and kept her from being able to hit me..
she was like let me go!!! i tried to get up slowly and i told her about the money in the envelope and how we found the same yr model for sale...we had his address and had set up a meet with the guy if she wanted to go. she then snatched it from me and i flinched... i could have taken her but it would have bn a down and dirty fight she wasnt like any other girl... she was a Nevadan cowgirl pretty but with attitude and she can manhandle cattle...
Should have taken the money back, idiot. She took payment in pain.
Originally posted by Bardock42i sense sarcasm. but guess what any woman that acts like a b@#@@ will get treated like a B#@#@.... i wont hit a woman but i will hit a b@#!@... dont judge me!! you dont know me!! blue_bandanagun_bandana
Woah, you a badass man, soo cool, woah.
Should have taken the money back, idiot. She took payment in pain.
Originally posted by Wild Shadownaw.. it wasnt all my money anyways.. besides cheaper to get her a new car then to get sued in court for more then the car was currently worth... besides prior to that me and my friends said however much we end up saving on the deal she gets to keep it for insurance and registering and for us f%$#ing her over.
You could have sued her for assault and battery, if she decided to take you to court over the truck. Doubt she'd want that and the criminal charges.
You could have also sued her for having an unsecured bowling ball in a car (very unsafe, as you found out).
You just lost like 4-5 eBadboy points, dude.