Emperor Palpatine vs. Harry Potter

Started by Ms.Marvel13 pages

where is any of this even coming from? freakin yoda with all the force precog in the world couldnt block sideous' initial strike, and he doesnt even need a wand or a lightsaber, he can block it with his hands.

which is also proof, RJ, that the lightning isn't attracted to the lightsaber because "its an energy weapon", otherwise it wouldn't focus on yodas hands. 😬

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You people want Palpy to win SOOOOOOOOOO bad it's sickening.

Like you with Sideswipe.

Endlessly annoying when people ignore facts and logic isn't it?

Not saying these people are, just illustrating a point.

-AC

I think its obvious by now that this 'little Susie Peepants' character is uber-gimp trolling.

Perhaps out of some masochistic pathological need to be beaten, humiliated and publically degraded by his own world view.

Emp Palps for the win, until common sense and facts says otherwise..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Emp Palps for the win, until common sense and facts says otherwise..

If you add up all the gimpings levied towards Palpatine and out of thread bonuses/tongue-to-ass given to Potter by RJ, Potter would likely win. Off the top of my head, here they are in no particular order.

Palpatine gimps in thread:

-Can only use one power, Force-lightning. Despite the powers shown in Ep1-3 would have happened before ROTJ.
-Will hold back as to not kill Potter, cuz.
-Is slower than Potter at activating this power.
-Is a moron who will continue to talk and not defend/attack while someone right in front of him is preparing to kill him.
-Becomes completely inept when the lights go out.

Potter handjobs levied out in thread:

-Can use any spell he used through all the films.
-Has magic items he had in all the films
-Can attack faster than he’s shown in the films.
-Has prep.
-Starts off with spell(s) active.
-Has non-verbal spells that would matter.
-Has the reflexes of a jungle cat.
-Is battle hardened as a seasoned SAS operative.
-Shield spell is utterly inpregnable in regards to Palpatine’s powers, no room for debate here, despite strong enough magic in the HP-verse countering that shield spell.
-Can attack freely while under the hold of a Force-choke.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Nah, he's simply another ignorant fool who think Potter is a "Boy with a twig", and nothing more.

EH?

I thought we were m8s, douchefag. I was THE person who came into otf and stood up for you in the schism. I haven't done one thing to you that I wouldn't want done for me, fvcker. You wanna be like that, let's look at the screen feats.
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Magical/force ability:
Sidious has the force, an all encompassing entity that surrounds everything, is in everything, and does everything. He's also the most powerful user of the force in the millennial long history of the star wars universe and has had 70+ years dedicated to studying the most expansive knowledge base on the force in the world.

Harry potter is a prodigious boy who knows a maximum of 6-9 spells that could be useful and have a 1 second cast time.
If we bring it down to quick draw, sidious wins.
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Weapons:
Sidious has a lightsaber, a beam weapon capable of slashing through any raw material.

Harry has a phoenix feather wand, particularly capable of channeling his spells, but nothing better than that.
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Firepower:
Sidious has an electric shock power that can instantly neutralize any opponent who is not suited to block it.

Harry has a light that scares away ghosts.
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Intelligence and experience:
Sidious is a master tactician, politician, and skilled combatant. He has had 70 years to practice is technique and is the most skilled manipulator of people in the star wars universe.

Harry is a prodigy, but has only had 5-6 years of school max to hone his skills.
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Sidious wins.

The only person who would be a match for sidious is harry at his prime after his graduation from hogwarts or Voldemort if he was not permitted to use the forbidden curses.

Now, rj, go eat a dick, backstabber.

Well said, Robtard and One Free Man.
Heres what its like debating with RJ when hes in this mode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znowCx_y7nU

LoL.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I posted a vid of Harry casting a Protego shield charm in less than a second, Literal PROOF that he can do so. He draws his wand, casts the spell, it takes effect in less than one damn second, MORE than enough time to block Palpy's force lightning. Like I said, Harry will likely cast the shield charm as Palpy is trying to sway him.

Any more of this "Palpy will fry Harry before Harry can twitch a finger!!" is trolling and ignoring onscreen feats, and ignoring PROOF I posted in Harry's favor.

You're saying that Potter's reflexes are faster than lightning?

Originally posted by Impediment

You're saying that Potter's reflexes are faster than lightning?

Technically they don't have to be. They just have to be quicker than Palpatines deployment of lightning. Meaning quicker than Palpatine can raise his hands and use the force lightning. Are they? I have no idea since i've never watched and will never watch a Harry Potter movie in my life.

Originally posted by jaden101
Technically they don't have to be. They just have to be quicker than Palpatines deployment of lightning. Meaning quicker than Palpatine can raise his hands and use the force lightning. Are they? I have no idea since i've never watched and will never watch a Harry Potter movie in my life.

Palpatine's lightning isn't a single blot, it's a wide mass.

Potter hasn't shown anything above being a fairly non-athletic teen boy.

Going to mail you the movies for Christmas. I'll put them all on one DVD, without breaks, so you don't have to get up for the 16+ hours and can watch them back-to-back. Clear your calendar.

wow, reading thru all this gunk and i still believe Palpatine stomps...

Harry becomes a crispy english muffin via force lightning 😂

Look RJ more incontravertable proof that you were right about Harry's uber-ultimateness at being fast enough to avoid a torrent of instantaneous lightning all along...!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Look RJ more incontravertable proof that you were right about Harry's uber-ultimateness at being fast enough to avoid a torrent of instantaneous lightning all along...!!

😆 😆 😆

Fine, new scenario: Palpatine unleashes his Force Lightning and Harry blocks with protego (🙄). Palpatine murmur's 'Interesting' and snaps Harry's neck with the Force. He snapped those Senate pods from their steel support pillars like they were nothing, it'll be like child's play for him. Nothing Potter can do to block it; no way to avoid it. Dead. Gone. /Thread

Edit: And whats this crap about Sid's only being allowed to use FLightning? Talk about unfair.

Amen.

This will be in "Harry Potter and the rabid fanboy who will Harry will probably have to get an injunction against."

The only things Hogwarts wizards can avoid is sex with Ladyfolk..

....not lightning.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Fine, new scenario: Palpatine unleashes his Force Lightning and Harry blocks with protego (🙄). Palpatine murmur's 'Interesting' and snaps Harry's neck with the Force. He snapped those Senate pods from their steel support pillars like they were nothing, it'll be like child's play for him. Nothing Potter can do to block it; no way to avoid it. Dead. Gone. /Thread

Edit: And whats this crap about Sid's only being allowed to use FLightning? Talk about unfair.

well harry is doomed either way

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fair=Even playing field. Isn't that what the MVF is for? To match two opponents on an even playing field?

Some things need to be addressed here. First, a few statements/questions about the thread itself:

1. Why does Harry have his wand? Did he reacquire it after being captured? Remember, when Luke was captured, they took away his lightsaber.

2. Obviously Palpatine knows all about Harry's powers. It's not like he would try and recruit some random dude off the street.

3. Since Palpatine knows about Harry and his powers, Harry should know all about Palpatine and Palpatine's powers. Even playing field and all.

4. Now, since Harry knows that Palpatine will kill him via force lightning, surely he will be as prepared as he can be for it, yes?

The point of the MVF is to pit ANY movie charcter the thread starter wants to, and then we, as a group, civilly debate it to have fun. Period. There is no unwritten rule about a thread having to be "evenly matched". If we all see a spite thread, then we do what is natural: call it out.

Where and when did I, even remotely, insinuate any of these scenarios? Your making up the scenarios yourself as you go along now.

Who says the playing field is even? That is why we DEBATE about it. Some agree. Some disagree. Cool beans.

Originally posted by Impediment
The point of the MVF is to pit ANY movie charcter the thread starter wants to, and then we, as a group, civilly debate it to have fun. Period. There is no unwritten rule about a thread having to be "evenly matched". If we all see a spite thread, then we do what is natural: call it out.

Where and when did I, even remotely, insinuate any of these scenarios? Your making up the scenarios yourself as you go along now.

Who says the playing field is even? That is why we DEBATE about it. Some agree. Some disagree. Cool beans.

BTW, I feel that Potter and Palpy have, somewhat, even powers. So, in case you were wondering, this is not a spite thread.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you started it intending it to be spite, but a thread can become spite quickly like this one did.

Everyone thinks Harry is gonna sit back and wait for Palpatine to shoot force lightning before defending himself. You yourself said he has his wand, why's it so hard to believe he will have a shield charm in place before Palpatine attacks?

Like I said, Palpy obviously knows Harry and his powers, so Harry should know Palpy and his powers, and what Palpy will do when he says no. Luke? He was a ****ing idiot. "I am a Jedi, like my father before me", and just stands there. Basically giving Palpy the finger, and it seems people here think Harry will do the same.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Not is we pull an RJ by gimping the with cat cataracts, fatality-low bone density, no teeth, no claws, stiffened joints; feline HIV, while simultaneously giving the mouse a healing factor, heat-rays and an RPG with endless ammo.