Emperor Palpatine vs. Harry Potter

Started by Impediment13 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fine. The fight starts, Harry ducks behind some of the obstacles, debris and cover in the throne room, accios his cloak, becomes invisible. We ever see Palpy fighting someone he can't see? Nope. Harry Petrificus totalus's his ass.

So Harry is related to Wally West now? Explain to me how Potter can outrun lightning to try and take cover when lightning travels at approximately 270,000 mph or about 75 miles per second. (Lightning creates light but is an exchange of energy and is, therefore subject to friction so it does not travel the speed of light.)

"If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed. " Palpy to Luke before he started to fry his ass via lightning.

Originally posted by Impediment
So Harry is related to Wally West now? Explain to me how Potter can outrun lightning to try and take cover when lightning travels at approximately 270,000 mph or about 75 miles per second. (Lightning creates light but is an exchange of energy and is, therefore subject to friction so it does not travel the speed of light.)

"If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed. " Palpy to Luke before he started to fry his ass via lightning.

There you have it, right after Potter refuses and the second it takes Palpatine to unleash death, Potter will run away, while drinking his potion; donning his cloak, dive safely into rubble and unleash a barrage of spells, all with the quickness and finesse of a jungle-cat.

How come I never saw it before, is beyond me.

Originally posted by Robtard
There you have it, right after Potter refuses and the second it takes Palpatine to unleash death, Potter will run away, while drinking his potion; donning his cloak, dive safely into rubble and unleash a barrage of spells, all with the quickness and finesse of a jungle-cat.

How come I never saw it before, is beyond me.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Originally posted by Impediment
Because you touch yourself at night.

I did last night, but after sex. Hadn't drained all the way.

After having sex with your hand? You sick f*ck.

Palpatine can just use the Force to pull the wand away from Harry. After that, Harry will get a taste of Force Lightning.

Originally posted by Impediment
Palpatine uses the Force to grab Harry's wand. Force Lightning.

/thread.

I don't understand how the thread got past this line. Seriously.

Edit: Ahh, Rogue Jedi's here, that explains it.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Palpatine can just use the Force to pull the wand away from Harry. After that, Harry will get a taste of Force Lightning.

No, no, no, Potter will just go 'accio', taking the wand back, then do a back-flip while drinking his McLuck potion and casting 'rimjobio maximo' on Palpatine, ending him; Palpatine can't do a thing about it.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, no, no, Potter will just go 'accio', taking the wand back, then do a back-flip while drinking his McLuck potion and casting 'rimjobio maximo' on Palpatine, ending him; Palpatine can't do a thing about it.

Just what kind of spell is 'rimjobio maximo'?

Originally posted by Robtard
No, no, no, Potter will just go 'accio', taking the wand back, then do a back-flip while drinking his McLuck potion and casting 'rimjobio maximo' on Palpatine, ending him; Palpatine can't do a thing about it.

Wait, he can 'accio' without his wand? 😱

Originally posted by Robtard
No, no, no, Potter will just go 'accio', taking the wand back, then do a back-flip while drinking his McLuck potion and casting 'rimjobio maximo' on Palpatine, ending him; Palpatine can't do a thing about it.

😂

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Just what kind of spell is 'rimjobio maximo'?

The kind of magic that leave the practioner with smelly breath, I suspect.

It also magically renders HP fanboys immediately "correct" in any random assumptions they pull completely from their bottoms about how Magic's "scientific properties" are, no matter of any facts, scientific analysis, theories that contradict and falsehood.
😉

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Who said anything about fair...?

Its a Sithlord we're talking about. Not Ghandi.

Fair=Even playing field. Isn't that what the MVF is for? To match two opponents on an even playing field?

Some things need to be addressed here. First, a few statements/questions about the thread itself:

1. Why does Harry have his wand? Did he reacquire it after being captured? Remember, when Luke was captured, they took away his lightsaber.

2. Obviously Palpatine knows all about Harry's powers. It's not like he would try and recruit some random dude off the street.

3. Since Palpatine knows about Harry and his powers, Harry should know all about Palpatine and Palpatine's powers. Even playing field and all.

4. Now, since Harry knows that Palpatine will kill him via force lightning, surely he will be as prepared as he can be for it, yes?

Now, having gotten that out of the way, let me clear some things up:

1. I believe that a Protego shield charm will fully deflect force lightning.

2. Can Harry raise the Protego shield before Palpatine's force lightning reaches him? IMO yes. Look here, at 3:45

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Harry cast Protego on Snape, causing Snape's spell to rebound back on Snape. They are 10ish feet from each other, Harry raises his wand, says "Protego", and Snape is spelled. At 3:45, Harry is tossed into the chair by Snape. At 3:46, Harry draws his wand, utters "Protego", and before the timer reaches 3:47, Snape's "Legilimens" spell is turned back on him. It took less than a second for Harry to draw his wand, cast the spell, and have it hit Snape. Harry was caught off guard and reacted on instinct. Now, since Harry knows what's going to happen to him, it's only natural that he will be that much more prepared to defend himself. Think about it....

Palpatine: "Come to the dark side, Harry."

Harry, AFTER casting Protego: " Kiss my ass."

Shield charm already in place, the force lightning can't touch Harry. Hell, for all we know it could even rebound back on Palpatine. This counts on Harry NOT having the shield charm already in place before he even faces Palpatine, which would be the smart thing to do.

Now, having cleared that up, let me add this:

1. Harry, knowing where he is being taken, knowing that Palpatine will try to turn him, and upon Harry's refusal, will kill Harry via force lightning, will surely have a shield charm in effect beforehand.

2. Harry, again, captured and knowing where he will be taken and what will happen, will have a certain time frame between A; Being captured, and B; Being presented before Palpatine.

OK.....Let's say the time frame is ten minutes, five minutes, whatever. Harry will have that much time to Accio anything he wishes and escape his captors. What can he possible Accio to aid in his escape?

Peruvian instant darkness powder. Causes instant darkness. Given to him by the Weasley twins, he can use this to escape his captors.
Or, when Palpy tries to turn him, he can use it to darken the room, disorient Palpatine, then Harry can escape, or more likely cast any spell he wishes on Palpy. His captors will never know what happened. Harry can mutter it under his breath, they'll be like "Huh?" Harry remains silent, waits for the darkness powder, then BOOM, darkens the room, then escapes. Yes, this is entirely feasible.

It's stupid to think Palpatine will go right to the force lightning. He'll do the same as with Luke, attempt to sway Harry. In the middle of his little speech, "Protego!", shield charm goes up, Harry is protected. It would take maybe half a second. And if Palpatine senses this, and decides to force lightning Harry, it'll be too late, his force lightning will be bouncing off the shield charm, or maybe even back at him.

Yes, I know, I am "gimping" here, oh woe to KMC and the MVF for having to put up with me quoting Harry's powers he displayed onscreen. What was I thinking? 🙄 Dunno whay I'm even bothering. Harry is just "A boy with a twig" 🙄 Gotta love that Harry Potter hate.

Ahhhh the old "I cant prove my point....so I'll put the goddammmmmned system on trial...!!!" approach, eh...?

That is the longest straw-post Ive seen in a long time.

Dont confuse hate with common sense.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhh the old "I cant prove my point....so I'll put the goddammmmmned system on trial...!!!" approach, eh...?

That is the longest straw-post Ive seen in a long time.

Dont confuse hate with common sense.

The point was just proven in spades, my man. Just like you to ignore it.

One word: Counter.

As in 'Ive just slammed my own argument's head into the counter repeatedly'....? Cause yes. You have.

Why should I counter distractory nonsense...?
Write a decent post, that is concise and addressable, and maybe I'll counter it.

Feel free to spout off more irrelevant speculation to stall for more time to drag this nightmare debacle out further, in lieu of something that makes sense and is truely pertaining to the issue at the core of the debate, in the meantime. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
As in 'Ive just slammed my own argument's head into the counter repeatedly'....? Cause yes. You have.

Why should I counter distractory nonsense...?
Write a decent post, that is concise and addressable, and maybe I'll counter it.

Feel free to spout off more irrelevant speculation to stall for more time to drag this nightmare debacle out further, in lieu of something that makes sense and is truely pertaining to the issue at the core of the debate, in the meantime. 🙂

Yeah, thought not.

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Aint no dodging...

Just that you 'lost' this debate long ago and youre just '501st vs hogwartsing it' for all your worth.

Quite why, im not sure, Susan.

Besides you dodged the force lighting question. (Unlike Harry)

hahahahahahahaha

Susan just got Sadakowned

Originally posted by Quincy
hahahahahahahaha

Susan just got Sadakowned

😛