Sephiroth, Kratos, and Kain v.s. Samus Aran and MewTwo

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Sephiroth, Kratos, and Kain v.s. Samus Aran and MewTwo

Alright, here's the rules:

They're on a planet approximately twice the size of earth. Samus is there to hunt two parasitic and infectious life forms, vvampires and Jenova, while MewTwo wants nothing to do with thier genetic material and so has decided to team up with Samus.

Conversely, realising what they're up against, Kain and Sephiroth have summoned the God of War! Or something.

Rules:
-Accurate physics apply.
-MewTwo can use abilities from outside the games, and Sephiroth can use abilities from outside the games as well.
-The planet is an ice world, like Simia Orilchae, and anyone who knows why that fictional planet is awesome wins a cookie.
-No screwing around with time, outside the direct rammifications of the laws of physics.
-None of that no-limit fallacy crap.

BEGIN!

we allowed to use Gayph's abilities in KH?

I'm allowing canon abilities only. Otherwise this gets kind of spitey due to SSB.

Agreed.

Kain blood showers/ soul rapes everyone present then crushes Samus like a tin can with the combined psychic/mental TK power of M2 and Sephiroth while causing blood cells to spray at speed through her heart.

Why the hell does that planet sound familiar...

Necrons, Moo, Necrons.

Yeah, I don't even know that game but the planet sounds familiar.

Necrons are a race from Warhammer 40k

First off ice will effect any walkers, eg Kratos really would have a hard time getting a foot down.

Sephiroth and Kains TK can not match Mewtwos. Able to create a storm effortlessly with a flick of his wrist and lifting a bus from 20km(?) away. Beats their feats. Hes got better speed. Kratos has not got much to go on Mewtwo.
Adding Samus to this seals the deal. Maybe not instantly but eventually her hits will take them down. He holds, she punches lol

Team 2 wins.

What are Necrons doing here?

Nah, MewTwo's just sorta there.. On vacation? Annnnd, the iceworld is a tombworld. Sooo, there's an army of the bastards down there should things get too loud.

The will of the C'tan star gods?

Originally posted by Burning thought
The will of the C'tan star gods?

Napping?

Wait.

3-on-2 matches are allowed now?

I'm relatively certain they always have been.

Originally posted by BloodRain

Adding Samus to this seals the deal. Maybe not instantly but eventually her hits will take them down.

At first glance, I thought it said her **** would take them down. Lol, perception fail.

/facepalm

Nercon's are badass.

I am not sure why everyone forgets this, but Sephiroth held back a force capable of pushing an 1800 tonne airship from deep within the planet to high in the sky at absurd speeds.