Rocky vs Holmes

Started by Rogue Jedi6 pages

Soaking wet.

^ gross.

You know you got wood, *****.

Originally posted by Blinky
Why the F*CK are you talking about how much the actors weigh? This is the movie VS forums not the celebrity versus forum. Are you going for funny-ha-has?

I guess you're confused, then.

Holmes' weight was not established, but Rocky's was. The only scale we can go by, since this is a match-up, is the only scale used in one of the films. Going by that scale, Holmes weighs about 10lbs less than Rocky. (They are similar height, and Holmes had a better build than Stallone did in Rocky 1. About the same as Rocky 2.)

Originally posted by Blinky
Balboa (the fictional character in this fight) weighed almost 200 lbs... Holmes weighed d*ck.

C'mon Dude.

That doesn't change the fact that I'm right, though. You will never be able to appeal to an illogical argument, with me. I'll reject your illogical reality and substitute my own. (lol)

Rocky did not weigh anywhere near close to 200 lbs in any of his films cept for Rambo. But, he was called a heavy-weight. Therefore, Holmes is obviously a light-heavy, judging by the same faux sacle. 😐

Originally posted by Blinky
You're being generous.

No he's not. that's about right, real world.

But, by the laughable scale in the Rocky films, he weighs closer to 190. 😐

Meh. Your scaling is questionable ... that is fact.

But you can pat yourself on the back all you want.

Originally posted by Blinky
Meh. Your scaling is questionable ... that is fact.

You mean the Rocky films scaling is questionable, right? awesome

Originally posted by Blinky
But you can pat yourself on the back all you want.

I can't reach it. 😐

My muscles are too big. 😐

That was a low blow, man. LOW BLOW! weep

Damn, man. LOTR FTW.

Look lets forget their f*cking weights.

Fact: Rocky (Rock 4) survived and was able to keep fighting after taking blows that had at least 2,000 psi of force. Rocky tanked mulitple direct hits ( to head and body), he didn't get knocked out.

You can't honestly claim that Holmes can top that, in any "logical" way. Rocky 4 put numbers to the damage Rocky is able to endure. Now show me that Holmes can deal out blows harder than 2,000 psi (260000 ft-lbs) or you can't prove that Holmes has what it takes to knock 'ol Rocky out.

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Fun game : Count the Hits !

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I counted 28 power-shots landed. That wasn't even the whole fight.

Originally posted by Blinky
Look lets forget their f*cking weights.

Fact: Rocky (Rock 4) survived and was able to keep fighting after taking blows that had at least 2,000 psi of force. Rocky tanked [b]mulitple direct hits ( to head and body), he didn't get knocked out.

You can't honestly claim that Holmes can top that, in any "logical" way. Rocky 4 put numbers to the damage Rocky is able to endure. Now show me that Holmes can deal out blows harder than 2,000 psi (260000 ft-lbs) or you can't prove that Holmes has what it takes to knock 'ol Rocky out.

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Fun game : Count the Hits !

YouTube video

I counted 28 power-shots landed. That wasn't even the whole fight. [/B]

Yup. Holmes tops it. He weighs slightly less than Rocky, yet was punched across the pit, multiple times. Not only that, he was pulling his punches to get higher bets whereas Rocky was fighting for his life.

So, we have a fighter that punches harder than Drago (based on screen feats) and a fighter that was not only putting up with it, but he was actually stalling and dragging out the fight.

On top of this, Holmes does more than just punching. Compare Holmes street fights to Rocky's street fight. Tell me which one is more real world/applicable.

Hahaha "real world". You're dippy.

Originally posted by Blinky
Hahaha "real world". You're dippy.

It's a saying, dude. It means "this is actually usable."

Don't get lippy with me or I'll steal your comics when you sleep.

Originally posted by dadudemon
So, we have a fighter that punches harder than Drago (based on screen feats) and a fighter that was not only putting up with it, but he was actually stalling and dragging out the fight.

I have a funny feeling that you don't like math much. Rocky 4 gave us numbers, yes numbers. Give me numbers on those punches or it's all just your opinion on how powerful those punches were, period - nothing concrete.

Originally posted by Blinky
I have a funny feeling that you don't like math much.

hahahaha

Originally posted by Blinky
Rocky 4 gave us numbers, yes numbers. Give me numbers on those punches or it's all just your opinion on how powerful those punches were, period - nothing concrete.

I did some brief calculations and Holmes. In order to knock back that big guy as much as he did, it'd have to be about 2650 PSi.

😆

Or extreme PIS. Didja see that?

Originally posted by dadudemon
hahahaha

I did some brief calculations and Holmes. In order to knock back that big guy as much as he did, it'd have to be about 2650 PSi.

😆

Hahaha! Touche.

Originally posted by Blinky
Hahaha! douche.
Edit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Edit.
😆

How DARE you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

How DARE you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

*steals bewbz*

HA!

Detachable bewbz?