Originally posted by §P0oONY
Mate, you must be ****ing sexy... to have a gay guy randomly try to kiss you? I could only dream of being that good looking... Good looking enough to breach social convention..... To breach all sense of decency...... wow...What I'm, trying to get at is that homosexuals don't just try and kiss random people... Just like straight people don't try and kiss random people.
Hey, I kiss random people. It's not so bad.
And I also have a gay friend that only likes hitting on straight men. hmm
Originally posted by §P0oONY
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slapper
But kissing is hardly ****ing. hmm
Originally posted by The Dark CloudWRONG!
If two guys want to **** each other in the ass that's their business. If two women want to munch each others carpet that's also their business. Should they be entitled to any legal rights recognizing such things.....absolutely not.
If 2 girls want to munch on each others carpets it's every straight man's buisness. Unless it's those lesbians you see outside of porn...
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos"We're sorry. We hate to interrupt but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else. A tourist might see you and we wouldn't want that"
How about we just decriminalize suicide, or at least make is a capital offense again.