Silver Surfer/Superman vs Thor/Orion · Comic Book 'Versus' Forum

Kris Blaze Restricted

Originally posted by batdude123
Because this is really a black and white matchup?
Surfer isn't going to be sucked into a h2h match, and Orion/Thor's versatility doesn't mean much in combat with Superman.

Oh, so Superman will somehow survive close quarters combat with Thor and Orion. That sounds likely.

About as likely as Thor letting Surfer stay off in the distance and blasting them with energy.

h1a8 Senior Member

team 1 wins the major majority.

Superman will whip Thor without hesitation. And SS can at least stalemate Orion till Superman joins in.

If SS is paired against Thor then he easily wins and Superman easily wins over Orion.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Oh, so Superman will somehow survive close quarters combat with Thor and Orion. That sounds likely.

Lulz.

Kris Blaze Restricted

Originally posted by h1a8
team 1 wins the major majority.
Superman will whip Thor without hesitation. And SS can at least stalemate Orion till Superman joins in.
If SS is paired against Thor then he easily wins and Superman easily wins over Orion.

An even more likely outcome.

KuRuPT Thanosi Senior Member

Originally posted by Philosophía
5/10 each in a normal fight.
Majority for T1 when bloodlusted.

Pretty much agree with this. Normal matchup I favor T2 ever so slightly or even split. Bloodlusted... I think T1 would take it

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Oh, so Superman will somehow survive close quarters combat with Thor and Orion. That sounds likely.
About as likely as Thor letting Surfer stay off in the distance and blasting them with energy.

Don't you see!? Surfer uses magnetism to yank Thor's hammer away, while erecting a force-field against physical attacks around Superman and dismantling the Astro-harness into a bunch of useless junk. Superman barrels forwards into Orion while Thor looses so much Norse jargon that Odin or his beard couldn't understand it and starts to try to pound away with his fists at Superman's shields, which thanks to the force-field- won't work. Until Surfer's board hits him in the back of the head at three hundred thousand times light-speed. Superman and Surfer then overpower Orion, the last man standing.
Later they go out for burgers with the President like in Bad Dudes on NES.
Surfer's way too powerful for these vs threads. Unless it's against Thanos. Who's so overpowered, he's just a notch below Presence and TOAA, unless he gets 'prep time' to get his hands on some artifacts. Then even they're ****ed.

Kris Blaze Restricted

Magnetism, I'm still laughing.

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Magnetism, I'm still laughing.

It worked for Magneto!

Kris Blaze Restricted

Originally posted by Juntai
It worked for Magneto!

It also works for Thor to absorb that shit.

Continue reading. You devoured a whole one comic, now keep going at it.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Kris' sarcasm meter sucks.

Kris Blaze Restricted

Originally posted by batdude123
Kris' sarcasm meter sucks.

Kinda hard to predict when an idiot will use sarcasm.

When someone's making up bullshit 9/10 times, I usually assume the 10th one will be as well.

KuRuPT Thanosi Senior Member

As I said.. Normally I think team 2 wins... Too much verstatility, power and h2h advantage. They can keep the battle where they want. At a distance they pwn supes and can match SS. At close quarters they pwn SS but obviously Supes would be a problem. Team 2 can keep the battle where they want and do good in both areas. However, as I stated I think bloodlusted Team 1 wins. Supes is the biggest beast on this field when pissed and SS pissed... Look out. Team 1 wins bloodlusted as Philo says.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Kinda hard to predict when an idiot will use sarcasm.
When someone's making up bullshit 9/10 times, I usually assume the 10th one will be as well.

Referring to Juntai? facepalm

Kris Blaze Restricted

Nobody has the edge in versatility here, get over yourselves.

Orion sucks ass and is overrated, he'll pull Team 2 down from a 6/10 to a 5/10.

Originally posted by batdude123
Referring to Juntai? facepalm

Him (and you haw-som).

OneDumbG0 Find Your Own Fire

Can anybody say... magic? crackers

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Him and you.

Saw the edit.

Good boy. uhuh

KuRuPT Thanosi Senior Member

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Nobody has the edge in versatility here, get over yourselves.
Orion sucks ass and is overrated, he'll pull Team 2 down from a 6/10 to a 5/10.
Him (and you haw-som).

Really Kris... Orion is certainly more versatile than Supes... Thor and SS are pretty much even. How can you say team two isn't more versatile?

Kris Blaze Restricted

Originally posted by batdude123
This coming from the moron who thinks King Thor defeats 7200 Green Lanterns?
I lol'd.

This coming from the moron who thinks a giant green hammer will go through time manipulation?

I lol'd.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
This coming from the moron who thinks a giant green hammer will go through time manipulation?
I lol'd.

This coming from the moron who thinks Hal does nothing but create giant green hammers.

I lol'd.

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
It also works for Thor to absorb that shit.
Continue reading. You devoured a whole one comic, now keep going at it.

What are you suggesting? I've got a ton of comics. I have a small room full of them at my place. I have two bookcases of comics I haven't even found the time to sort and store yet. Probably more there alone than you've ever touched physically.