Silver Surfer/Superman vs Thor/Orion

Started by batdude1238 pages
Originally posted by Juntai
What are you suggesting? I've got a ton of comics. I have a small room full of them at my place. I have two bookcases of comics I haven't even found the time to sort and store yet. Probably more there alone than you've ever touched physically.

Kris is on his menstrual cycle.

Don't mind him.

supes "hey surfer, my people get all crazy powerful when we are filled with solar energy, could you help me with that?"

surfer "K"

orion "you say you have a magic hammer... wanna club/blast superman to death with it?"

thor "K"

Shut the **** up, Donny.

^ Guess it's true what they say about women menstruating together...sneer

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Guess it's true what they say about women menstruating together...sneer

LOL

Originally posted by Juntai
What are you suggesting? I've got a ton of comics. I have a small room full of them at my place. I have two bookcases of comics I haven't even found the time to sort and store yet. Probably more there alone than you've ever touched physically.
😂

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Guess it's true what they say about women menstruating together...sneer

Donny, you're out of your element.

^ Walter, now take a deep breath. We understand this is an especially irritable time for you and all. But your bleeding cooch won't stop me from slapping you something fierce and making you call in sick to work tomorrow to let the bruises heal, k?

crackers

^ Try slapping me, and I'll make you wish you had another heart attack instead of the beating I'd give you, Donny.

biscuits

Incidentally, I was watching the big lebowski earlier.

Stop spying Steve.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Incidentally, I was watching the big lebowski earlier.

Stop spying Steve.

YouTube video

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
orion "you say you have a magic hammer... wanna club/blast superman to death with it?"

thor "K"

thor "mine eyes doth throb like the fires of muspelhiem, what manner of sorcery is this!"

firecrotch "must be the black hole there blondie"

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Originally posted by batdude123
This coming from the moron who thinks Hal does nothing but create giant green hammers.

I lol'd.

I can't wait for the movie! 😂
T1

Originally posted by psycho gundam
supes "hey surfer, my people get all crazy powerful when we are filled with solar energy, could you help me with that?"

surfer "K"

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
orion "you say you have a magic hammer... wanna club/blast superman to death with it?"

thor "K"

Thor: "But now thout shall feel the wrath.. of the GOD OF THUNDER!"
Superman: "A god you say. A small god, perhaps..of a small world"

*punches his helmet off*

-moments later-

Thor: "O-Odin's beard! How can you...? The mightiest...mighties in nine worlds cannot..."
Superman: "S-Sorry to..dissapoint..but in.. my world, it looks like...the dials...go up to eleven!"

*knocks Thor out*

Oh, wait.

😂

Originally posted by Philosophía
Thor: "But now thout shall feel the wrath.. of the GOD OF THUNDER!"
Superman: "A god you say. A small god, perhaps..of a small world"

*punches his helmet off*

-moments later-

Thor: "O-Odin's beard! How can you...? The mightiest...mighties in nine worlds cannot..."
Superman: "S-Sorry to..dissapoint..but in.. my world, it looks like...the dials...go up to eleven!"

*knocks Thor out*

Oh, wait.

That's one battle the same writer who has a lower opinion of Thor than most stated could go down either way. Superman barely won against Thor who suddenly had a case of amnesia and forgot other characters have stopped his hammer before.

Some pretty weak fanfics by ODG and Phil here.

You should enroll in El Sexo's school of roleplaying.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Thor: "But now thout shall feel the wrath.. of the GOD OF THUNDER!"
Superman: "A god you say. A small god, perhaps..of a small world"

*punches his helmet off*

-moments later-

Thor: "O-Odin's beard! How can you...? The mightiest...mighties in nine worlds cannot..."
Superman: "S-Sorry to..dissapoint..but in.. my world, it looks like...the dials...go up to eleven!"

*knocks Thor out*

Oh, wait.

Get that fan-fiction poop outta here. Like that hammy dialogue would ever make publishing? Pfft. uhuh

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Some pretty weak fanfics by ODG and Phil here.

You should enroll in El Sexo's school of roleplaying.

kinda sad that i took that as a compliment...