Originally posted by ares834
Nah this was the worst... it still makes me lol.
Oh my God! That is amazing. The pinnacle of Neb's genius (erm....yeah, I called it that. Please forgive me).
I'm sorry, but this was worth a double post.
Originally posted by \\S//
I'll be the first to admit my masochistic & vane nature, and I really don't.I believe in taking care of myself, a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine, in the morning if my face is a little puffy I wear an ice-pack while I do my stomach crunches, I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice-pack I use a deep pour cleanser lotion, in the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. I use a little hair gel to form a W hawk, and spray myself with cologne and a little fragrance called Drakkar Noir.
I have ridiculous standards for women, I will not date one unless they are "decent" models who have hard bodies and a decent personality to boot.
What the **** dude. You have got to be kidding me. This is so gay. Have you tried marinating in semen. I've heard it helps, which you could probably use, cause you honestly aren't that good looking. I really hope you act completely different off the net, otherwise the only vagina you can hope for is a fleshlight. Get real.
my masochistic & vane
This is my favorite.
mas·och·ism (ms-kzm)
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.
Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
I'm sorry, but this was worth a double post.What the **** dude. You have got to be kidding me. This is so gay. Have you tried marinating in semen. I've heard it helps, which you could probably use, cause you honestly aren't that good looking. I really hope you act completely different off the net, otherwise the only vagina you can hope for is a fleshlight. Get real.
crylaugh
Originally posted by \\S//No, history = star wars from start, to end. Aka the whole timeline.
You're either so high that you're tripping balls or you're just plainly going bat-shit insane because the definition of history is as follows;# The branch of knowledge that records and analyzes past events: "History has a long-range perspective" (Elizabeth Gurley Flynn).
#1. The past events relating to a particular thing: The history of their rivalry is full of intrigue.
2. The aggregate of past events or human affairs: basic tools used throughout history.
3. An interesting past: a house with history.
4. Something that belongs to the past: Their troubles are history now.
5. Slang. One that is no longer worth consideration: Why should we worry about him? He's history!Anakin had the highest Midi-chlorian count in history by that point in time.
Kyp Durron's Force potential was blatantly stated to be beyond Luke's by Luke himself in the quote I stated earlier.
By the way, you look mentally retarded, even i have a better body than you, where are your abs? Why is your lats so tiny? What about your traps or back deltoids? Or your chest? You have a chicken chest.
That post of your pictures was one of the most pathetic posts ever.
Originally posted by truejedi
he's not good looking. That's what was most pathetic about it. All that matters to anyone looking for models or actors is the head shot. They can fix the body. He fails the headshot test.
I have to wonder, what sort of person feels the need to strip and pose for a forum that. That's all I need to say. DS was talking about having internet/real life limits a while ago, surely this counts as one such failure. Also it is pathetic.
And: Sure you can flex two sets of muscles, but can you play foosball?
And [nerdy version]: Well... yeah, but what's ur ACT score?
And [Nephyths]: drool
Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
I'm sorry, but this was worth a double post.What the **** dude. You have got to be kidding me. This is so gay. Have you tried marinating in semen. I've heard it helps, which you could probably use, cause you honestly aren't that good looking. I really hope you act completely different off the net, otherwise the only vagina you can hope for is a fleshlight. Get real.
Wait, dd you just say I'm not good looking, must we go through this routine again?
Me on religion: It's not that I don't believe God, it's just that I'm agnostic.
A chick named Fara: Well, whatever God you believe in he blessed you wth a smoking hot body.[/quote]
Me: What? That went completely over my head."
Me: Do I stare at you? *Testing her with rhetorical question*
A chick named Kaylene: *Lies*No, not at all!
Me: *Confirming her lie* yep, I do.
Kaylene: "Wellll, maybe just a little, but your hot so it's okay."
I banged both these girls later on in the separate days these discussions occurred. I almost thought about not pulling out.
KYP DURRON HAS THE HIGHEST MIDI-CHLORIAN COUNT.
As proven when Luke tested his potential and was blown across, any who can summon force lightning with no formal Jedi training what-so-ever wins.
Kyp was beyond the Skywalkers, the Skywalkers, namely Anakin, was beyond everyone else.
Now tell me, where is this GL quote, and when did he say it, and what did he say exactly. His context can determine whether or not he was referring to the story which he told as he told it, or simply referring to all EU Stories that will ever be written. I'm guessing he just talking about the films, so while Anakin might have a higher potential than Luke, Kyp Durron's EU and Lucas has no say in a story someone else wrote if he agreed to let their writings be apart of Star Wars canon.
Sorry, you ugly bastards lose.