The Divine Being Speaks

SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.

1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president

2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

Ask him how the hell i'm supposed to accomplish all that.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Ask him how the hell i'm supposed to accomplish all that.

those are just one of many examples you can choose one.. but let us remember: "Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplish".. evan almighty quote

P.S. to mod can you move this to religious forum

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.

1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president

2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

Have my coffee checked for LSD.

Look for hidden cameras.

Go take a shower and hope the flash back ends soon.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Ask him how the hell i'm supposed to accomplish all that.

well going by the bible most of the people who did all the badass things were just regular people... noah was just some farmer with a bunch of kids, moses was wandering the desert half out of his mind with no money, most of the apostles were workers fishermen and the like apparently if god wants you to do something youll just get the power to do it.

ermmapparently.

i think even with Gawd helping you.. their is a great chance of failure since mankind has free will and you dont know his ultimate goal...

you may end up a patsy who gets crucified by the media or killed by the people you are preaching to.

also unless gawd is mind controlling ppl or fixes the elections. i dont think every one can be convinced to vote for you.

i think shaky has got it kinda right ignoring his sarcasm. how much faith does a random person really have even with a divine voice speaking to you...

Call 911 and tell them I either have a TBI or a tumor.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
well going by the bible most of the people who did all the badass things were just regular people... noah was just some farmer with a bunch of kids, moses was wandering the desert half out of his mind with no money, most of the apostles were workers fishermen and the like apparently if god wants you to do something youll just get the power to do it.

ermmapparently.

i think only the real special slaves get miracle powers. the regular ones just get thrown into lion pits and stuffs

pretty sure Noah still had to work for it.. just like Evan Almighty had to..

i dont think you walk out the house and suddenly ur a loved politician..

you got to drive/walk down to city hall register ect ect.. raise funds,... it would consume your life

or your 3 sons lives in noahs case 😐

Things that would go through my mind:

1. Damn I need better locks

2. Did O.J. go through this too?

3. I hate it when my house keeps getting mistaken for Scrooge's

4. I should've payed attention to what he/she/it was saying instead of the other three things.

5. If I have to go out, turn off toaster and oven

6. Blue balls, man. Dick-move.

Then after all that, I'd probably go ahead and do what this Divine Being wants of me, though not correctly, as these days it seems impossible.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Call 911 and tell them I either have a TBI or a tumor.

Arnold: its not a tumor.....Quote from kindergarten cop..

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
or your 3 sons lives in noahs case 😐

i'm confused.. what about the three sons?

@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations

Originally posted by Wild Shadow

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations

Yeah, right.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what do you do?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
...i think shaky has got it kinda right ignoring his sarcasm. how much faith does a random person really have even with a divine voice speaking to you...

I wasn't being sarcastic. 😐

Originally posted by Mindship
I'd start a KMC thread about it and ask for advice/opinions.

Oh 😱

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!!

Just gave all my stuff away and on my way to be SAVED 😈

I'd check myself into a hospital. If they confirmed I didn't have brain damage or some sort of drugs in my system then I would start considering that God might given me a mission.

I wouldn't being doing any of the items you listed. It is far more likely that I would get the message while asleep, at work, at school, or while driving. I do all of those far more often than any of the items originally listed. (Edit - Pronz, excluded, obviously. lol!)

That said, it wouldn't happen quie like that, either.

Also...

If the Lord said I need to run for president, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that?" I'd start campaigning. If the Lord said that I needed to cure HIV, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that without a graduate level education of microbiology/immunology?" I'd bust open a book. If the Lord asked me to invent cold fusion, I wouldn't ask, "where am I going to get this knowledge." I'd finish by general physics degree, then go to graduate school for nuclear/particle physics.

Finally, and this is my favorite, if the Lord asked me to move a mountain, I wouldn't ask, "Can I have the Jedi Moses Red Sea moving powers?" I'd get a shovel and start digging.

YOU CAN MOVE A MOUNTAIN WITH A SHOVEL???!!!