The Divine Being Speaks

Started by Tired-Hiker4 pages

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
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Where the heck does one learn that kind of black magic?

From late night walks in cemetaries. 🙂

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
From late night walks in cemetaries. 🙂

do you need to perform necrophilia when walking in the cemetary?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
do you need to perform necrophilia when walking in the cemetary?

What a stupid question...Of course you do...It's not always fun but...Actually i'm lying...It is always fun.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
do you need to perform necrophilia when walking in the cemetary?

No. It's more of a want than a need.

Re: The Divine Being Speaks

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.

1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president

2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

1. see if im dreaming
2. wait 48 hours for any possible drugs to pass out of my system
3. go see a therapist to see if i am under hypnosis or have developed psychzophrenia or a brain abnormality.

aside from these my possible replies wud be as follows

1. avoid him/her-

-"change it to WHAT and WHY?"

2.no do it yourself

-why?

-no mountain big enough for that.

3. no, **** off.

4. if i wanted to do that , i wudnt need your permission or persuasion to do so. in the meantime, find sum1 else to be your *****.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I wouldn't being doing any of the items you listed. It is far more likely that I would get the message while asleep, at work, at school, or while driving. I do all of those far more often than any of the items originally listed. (Edit - Pronz, excluded, obviously. lol!)

That said, it wouldn't happen quie like that, either.

Also...

If the Lord said I need to run for president, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that?" I'd start campaigning. If the Lord said that I needed to cure HIV, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that without a graduate level education of microbiology/immunology?" I'd bust open a book. If the Lord asked me to invent cold fusion, I wouldn't ask, "where am I going to get this knowledge." I'd finish by general physics degree, then go to graduate school for nuclear/particle physics.

Finally, and this is my favorite, if the Lord asked me to move a mountain, I wouldn't ask, "Can I have the Jedi Moses Red Sea moving powers?" I'd get a shovel and start digging.

aaaah, its not about what your god can do for you, but what you can do for your god!

stupider words were never spoken

I think if God actually spoke to someone, he would... shower them in His presence thereby preventing them from doubting. Which of course He would have known they would have.

@ leonheartmm

i thought you were a believer in God? why would you respond that way?

@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations

MOD!!!!!!

Knowing my luck this would be my meeting with God

YouTube video

divine beings can speak all they want

it's all a lot of bogus anyway

the universe is god

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
@ leonheartmm

i thought you were a believer in God? why would you respond that way?

@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?

5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations

MOD!!!!!!

what have i ever done which would make you think that was a beleiver?

Originally posted by overlord
divine beings can speak all they want

it's all a lot of bogus anyway

the universe is god

well what if eternity spoke to you?

Get stoned and get working 🙂

Re: The Divine Being Speaks

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.

when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.

he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.

1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president

2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.

3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.

4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...

what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?

That once happened to me with the radio. But it wasn't the Alpha Omega talking to me. It was the other guy. Needless to say I was freaked out, jumped on the couch because the message had to do with the floor being evil and sucking me down under. sweat

Re: Re: The Divine Being Speaks

Originally posted by Deja~vu
That once happened to me with the radio. But it wasn't the Alpha Omega talking to me. It was the other guy. Needless to say I was freaked out, jumped on the couch because the message had to do with the floor being evil and sucking me down under. sweat
what? explain.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
That once happened to me with the radio. sweat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Next_Voice_You_Hear...

"The voice is never heard by the (film) audience."

The scenes alway cut away beforehand. However, for me the impact of the film was the end: when it finally seemed like the film audience would hear the voice, there's silence. Why? Because

Spoiler:
it was the 7th day, and God rested.

Re: Re: Re: The Divine Being Speaks

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what? explain.

You are talking to Deja~vu. 😆

Ask him to help me beat Halo on Legendary.

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Divine Being Speaks

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are talking to Deja~vu. 😆
whats wrong with that? 😕

There's nothing wrong with that! I'm nornal and stuff. LOL

Yet that did happen once. However, I learned my lesson. Never listen to the radio, it lies!