I can envision DnA writing this huge script that spans Nova, GOTG and the main book, The Thanos Impertive itself. Then I can see some punk ass exec. Maybe even Joe Q himself saying;
Joe Q: "Well that's nice guys, It really is, but well ugh, we're thinking something a little more scaled down you know. Slightly less ambitious".
DnA: What do you mean "scaled down" Joe?
Joe Q: Well you see fellas. Nova and GOTG, although they have a large cult following, they haven't actually had the kind of mainstream success that we pride ourselves on here at Disne--err I mean Marvel.
Dna: Well these things take time Joe. All of those resources that you guy's spent building up X-men, Wolverine, Spiderman, Hulk and now Deadpool titles, you guys kind of neglected the cosmic side of things. So we've had to really build up a true cosmic MU.
Joe Q: Well that's kind of the thing. Those aforementioned titles sell. We make buckets of money off of our 4 Wolverines titles, our variety of X titles and all of our Hulk spin off titles.
DnA: Well Joe, that's cool, but what about that portion of the Marvel audience that's starved for something new and refreshing that doesn't involve Wolverine, The Hulk, or any other Earth bound character for that matter? Is there not a place for them in your plans as well?
Joe Q: LOL! People that don't want to see Wolverine! That's a good one guy's hahahaha! Haha... ha...
DnA: 😐
Joe Q: Are you guy's serious?
DnA: 😐
Joe Q: OMG you are serious. Um ok guy's how about....Nooo. Here's what I'm thinking. Two words. Wolverine, Nova! Huh how about that? It'll be cool. Thanos has broken into a Weapon X facility to steal technology to finish his reality destroying laser. In comes Wolverine! Of course with Nova being the space cop he gets involved. We have a classic "misunderstanding"hero battle and then... "Team-up"! It'll be great! Whatdduya think?!
DnA: 😐
Joe Q: Well?
DnA: We're not putting Wolverine in any of our books Joe.
Joe Q: Ok. The Hulk then?
DnA: Hell no.
Joe Q: Well then I'm sorry guy's but Nova and GOTG are being put on an indefinate hiatus.
DnA: What?! But we're right in the middle of an epic story here.
Joe Q: Ok. So it goes back to "scaled down". No mini's, no side stories. Hell you don't even get an inker.
DnA: Well what will happen to Nova?
Joe Q: We're thinking... Avenger!
DnA: Phuck. Ok well what about cosmic titles in general? What about the hardcore fans of that genre?
Joe Q: Well our boy Pak is handling that. He's got this idea... Um Chaos something or other. Well anyways it's cosmic-ish. It'll do.
DnA: You're kidding right? WTF makes that cosmic?
Joe Q: I don't know. Shyte we'll add in Galactus and the Silver Surfer or something.
Dna: Galactus and the Surfer play a huge role in OUR storyline Joe:
Joe Q: Well you'd better make it short quick and to the point. Pak want's him.
DnA: Phuck you Joe.
Joe Q: Only if you wear a Spiderman costume while doing it!