Team Spider-Man vs Team Blade

Started by Robtard6 pages
Originally posted by Darth Martin

Spider-Man's fastest feat was us(the audience seeing things through his perspective) viewing the spit in mid-air.

While that is extremely impressive, Spider-man evaded shotgun and machine-gun fire (at the same time) while swinging about and he did so carelessly. This was in SM2.

Evading, Dodging.......apples and oranges.

Originally posted by Robtard
While that is extremely impressive, Spider-man evaded shotgun and machine-gun fire (at the same time) while swinging about and he did so carelessly. This was in SM2.

Bullet dodging: Moving out of the way after the bullet was fired...or not getting hit by any bullets from 10+ gunmen, wielding submachine guns, in a 15 by 20 room.

Bullet evading: running behind a desk as an idiot fires his automatic, literally, aimlessly. McClane evaded a lot of gun fire. Ozymandias dodged a bullet.

Spiderman definitely evaded some bullets.

"Spider man'll rip Nomak's head off."

FTW.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bullet dodging: Moving out of the way after the bullet was fired...or not getting hit by any bullets from 10+ gunmen, wielding submachine guns, in a 15 by 20 room.

Bullet evading: running behind a desk as an idiot fires his automatic, literally, aimlessly. McClane evaded a lot of gun fire. Ozymandias dodged a bullet.

Spiderman definitely evaded some bullets.

Except Spider-man didn't hide behind anything, he twisted and 'moved' his body as to not get hit.

Ozymandias caught a bullet, or be blocked a bullet.

Originally posted by Robtard
Except Spider-man didn't hide behind anything, he twisted and 'moved' his body as to not get hit.

No, he moved his body faster than the douches were moving their arms towards his position, i.e., evading fire.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ozymandias caught a bullet, or be blocked a bullet.

Ozy also dodged a bullet in probably the most "dodged a bullet" fashion of anyone except Frost.

Bullet Dodgers: YuLaw, Drake, Selene, Danny the Dog.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullet Dodgers: YuLaw, Drake, Selene, Danny the Dog.

Did Danny dodge a bullet after it was fired?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did Danny dodge a bullet after it was fired?
Yeppers, at 1:15:

YouTube video

From two feet away.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's not a question of morals. I am saying that Spidey has a particular way of fighting, and that he doesn''t resort to ripping peoples heads off.

What they are doing is changing the way Spidey fights. That is basically changing the character around to suit their argument.

Tell me this, how does Spidey beat his opponents?

Irrelevant.

The O.P. has stated that all participants are going for the kill. This doesn't change or alter Spidey's powers, it alters morals. Morals are not screen feats, so they're not changing anything.

Deal.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Irrelevant.

The O.P. has stated that all participants are going for the kill. This doesn't change or alter Spidey's powers, it alters morals. Morals are not screen feats, so they're not changing anything.

Deal.

-AC

Actions are included with feats in the MVF golden rule. Actions are dictated by morals. Actions are determined by the way a character fights onscreen.. Spidey does not rip the heads off of others, therefore it is not an action of his. You cannot go changing a combatant's fighting style/methods just to win a debate. By doing so, you are changing who the combatant is, you are altering screen feats by claiming said combatant will do something that you and I, and everyone else, knows full well that said combatant would never do.

Yoda does not use force lightning.

McClane does not kill innocents to win the day.

Vader does not go out of his way to help homeless Ithorians.

See how that works?

But hey, if all you have to offer is "Spidey will rip off Nomak's head", then fine. I come right back with "Nomak's head will regen after Spidey pulls it off." No way you can prove otherwise.

A ridiculous retort for a ridiculous claim.

I dealt, that's a royal flush. Ka-Ching.

Originally posted by Robtard
While that is extremely impressive, Spider-man evaded shotgun and machine-gun fire (at the same time) while swinging about and he did so carelessly. This was in SM2.
I do remember this now. I'd have to see the scene again though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

But hey, if all you have to offer is "Spidey will rip off Nomak's head", then fine. I come right back with "Nomak's head will regen after Spidey pulls it off." No way you can prove otherwise.

It is indeed ridiculous, because it is you who would have to prove Nomak could continue fighting; not the other way around, as logic dictates he couldn't.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actions are included with feats in the MVF golden rule. Actions are dictated by morals. Actions are determined by the way a character fights onscreen.. Spidey does not rip the heads off of others, therefore it is not an action of his. You cannot go changing a combatant's fighting style/methods just to win a debate. By doing so, you are changing who the combatant is, you are altering screen feats by claiming said combatant will do something that you and I, and everyone else, knows full well that said combatant would never do.

Yoda does not use force lightning.

McClane does not kill innocents to win the day.

Vader does not go out of his way to help homeless Ithorians.

See how that works?

Wow...Just wow...I genuinely can't believe that you, of all people, are actually using this argument.

Almost every thread you make changes something about the character either physically or in actions in order to make your (usually ridiculous) multiple scenarios.

Originally posted by jaden101
Wow...Just wow...I genuinely can't believe that you, of all people, are actually using this argument.

Almost every thread you make changes something about the character either physically or in actions in order to make your (usually ridiculous) multiple scenarios.

But I never change who the character IS, which is what is trying to be done here. I adhere strictly to the MVF golden rule since it has been applied.

Problem is, I'M the one saying this, I'M the one they're losing to, and they cannot stand it.

Originally posted by Robtard
It is indeed ridiculous, because it is you who would have to prove Nomak could continue fighting; not the other way around, as logic dictates he couldn't.
Read between the lines, dumbass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Read between the lines, dumbass.

I did, ass-clown. You tried to make a BS statement to reflect a BS statement, yet that statement you were commenting on wasn't BS; only yours was.

Man, another mess thread.

I still don't know how the Vamps take out Venom. But, the others are toast.

If someone can explain how the vamps take out Venom, I may change my conclusion.

Originally posted by Robtard
I did, ass-clown. You tried to make a BS statement to reflect a BS statement, yet that statement you were commenting on wasn't BS; only yours was.
Nah, they were both BS. At least mine adhered to MVF rules.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Man, another mess thread.

I still don't know how the Vamps take out Venom. But, the others are toast.

If someone can explain how the vamps take out Venom, I may change my conclusion.

Right, let's go over Venom. Let's say, hypothetically, that Blade rakes Venom's chest with Mac 10 fire. What effect does it have on Venom? Also, if Drake or Nomak latch on to Venom, can he be bled dry? What if his throat is ripped out?