God Kratos invades Hyrule

Started by MooCowofJustice20 pages
MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Sorry I'm late, there was a cat stuck in a tree. Tried to get it down, but all I had around me was this old lady. I threw her at it but now they're both stuck in the tree. 😬

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

A truly honorable delay, sir.

So, here's my plan:
Link aims the sky cannon at Kratos' face, and loads a Goron child into it. What happens?

Sin_Volvagia Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A truly honorable delay, sir.

So, here's my plan:
Link aims the sky cannon at Kratos' face, and loads a Goron child into it. What happens?

Kratos dodges it.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Nah. Goron+Kratos's face = epic David v.s. Goliath moment. 131
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Maester_yoda Senior Member

i was using the force to persuade natalie portman to be my girlfriend, sorry im late....

Link wins due to the fact that this has already been done before elsewhere and we will end up with he same results..... Link wins

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Yoda, you'll have to teach me how to do that. Jessica Alba gets better looking every time I see her.

And yeah. I like the idea of shoosting the Goron child out of cannon.

Sin_Volvagia Senior Member
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. Goron+Kratos's face = epic David v.s. Goliath moment. 131
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Kratos can jump on a fired catapult boulder. What's a launched goron gonna do besides knock Kratos to the floor without injury?

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Catapults don't shoot living rocks, or even regular rocks as fast as that cannon will.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

There's sort of a huge difference between a catapult and a sky cannon.

Maester_yoda Senior Member

is Ganon allowed in this fight?

@ Moo...."you must unlearn what you have learned"

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by Maester_yoda
i was using the force to persuade natalie portman to be my girlfriend, sorry im late....

Link wins due to the fact that this has already been done before elsewhere and we will end up with he same results..... Link wins

In one forum Goku was declared winner in Superman vs Goku thread vice versa in another forum. Really no forum has the absolute authority in what character wins or loses.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

That much is true ^

Still. NemeSis is gonna learn the hard way that when you insist on inviting us into your thread, you cannot kick us out without a proper fight. D:<

Edit: For the record; Supes wins.

Maester_yoda Senior Member

wait.....wait......did i read that correct.....you think superman would beat goku?

that is one of the dumbest things i have ever heard... Sorry don't mean to bash you, but thats just illogical

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

What makes you say that?

Supes is FTL. Goku can't even see him. 😬

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Well, first off, a lot of comic character's feat are composed of fanon. As far as I'm concerned, only the original author's written feats of the character are canon.

DBZ has to follow this rule (the movies, GT, etc), so the only way it's a fair contest is if the comic guys do the same.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Nah, the comics are canon if DC says so, essentially. A lot of the original creators of characters are long dead.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Superman breathes air where there isn't any air. He wins.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah, the comics are canon if DC says so, essentially. A lot of the original creators of characters are long dead.

Nah, fan continuity isn't canon imho, even with rights.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Back up, how does Goku beat FTL Supes? He can't even see him.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

"He dodged it.... He's faster than the speed of light..." - Piccolo after Raditz dodges his special beam cannon 😬