God Kratos invades Hyrule

Lol.

Besides, a cannonball would bounce harmlessly off of Kratos. Link would just get stuck on his hand while he gets flicked off to his death.

Link+Master sword =/= cannon ball.

Link smites the deity, with a mighty "SKRAAAAAH!"

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sky cannon =/= normal cannon.

You're right because normal cannons are actually used in battle while the sky cannon only launches Link to the sky.

Link+Master sword =/= cannon ball.

You're right again because cannon balls aren't gonna end in a blood stain on Kratos.

Link smites the deity, with a mighty "SKRAAAAAH!"

Link's head would explode from the force of colliding with Kratos hand causing Hyrule to shit themselves while the Spartans piss on themselves from laughing at Link's funny suicide attempt.

Nah. Nice try though.

Kratos pounds the ground once with Atlas Quake.

The sheer force of this blow causes an earthquake that will destroy the Sky Cannon and any structures near it.

An Earthquake affects something that's in the sky?

It has been a long time since I played TP, but do you not use a cannon to get up their as well?

If it was the cannon in the sky you meant... How will they aim for Kratos from that distance? 😐

If the earthquake destroys the cannon on the ground he wont be able to get up there.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It has been a long time since I played TP, but do you not use a cannon to get up their as well?

If it was the cannon in the sky you meant... How will they aim for Kratos from that distance? 😐

I imagine it would be something of a lob. They send Link into the stratosphere, where he sets up a killing blow stance that, coupled with the momentum, buries Link into Kratos's brainmeats, where a good spin attack will finish the job.

At that speed he will not be changing direction based upon momentum.

Not what I meant. It'd be like a game of Worms, getting the right angle for Link to land on the big honking bald target that is Kratos's skull.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Not what I meant. It'd be like a game of Worms, getting the right angle for Link to land on the big honking bald target that is Kratos's skull.

And right into Poseidon's Rage

Link is roughly as small in comparison to God Kratos as Kratos was to the Colossus of Rhodes, and unlike the Colossus, what reason would Kratos have to focus on Link? He goes around stomping up the Hylian countryside, only to get a sudden splitting headache, then down goes GK, and I don't mean Kaliero. 😛

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
You're right because normal cannons are actually used in battle while the sky cannon only launches Link to the sky.

You're right again because cannon balls aren't gonna end in a blood stain on Kratos.

Link's head would explode from the force of colliding with Kratos hand causing Hyrule to shit themselves while the Spartans piss on themselves from laughing at Link's funny suicide attempt.

but really everyone stop with teh link abusing... this is obviously a spite.