Bowser vs Cloud

Started by linkownsyousobs24 pages
Originally posted by LLLLLink
Bowser dodges with teh teleports so he doesn't get beat up. 😐

Cloud uses his enemy skill materia to teleport too, and still ends up kicking his sorry ass into the lava. Not much room for Bowser to teleport if the fight is in the 64 environment, he's too big to dodge Cloud forever in such a small arena. After Cloud hits him enough times to do some damage, he's gonna get winded, and Cloud will use that advantage to throw him into the lava 😄

You know lava doesn't hurt Bowser right? He literally takes lava baths.

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
Cloud uses his enemy skill materia to teleport too, and still ends up kicking his sorry ass into the lava. Not much room for Bowser to teleport if the fight is in the 64 environment, he's too big to dodge Cloud forever in such a small arena. After Cloud hits him enough times to do some damage, he's gonna get winded, and Cloud will use that advantage to throw him into the lava 😄

Hah!
Bowser teleports off the platform into the open sky above the lava. He falls, and teleports again right before he hits the lava, back up into the sky. Cloud tries to catch with his materia, but he runs out of magic and falls in. 😆

^ He's referring to Bowser in New super mario bros where he dies in lava.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
The only way I'm seeing Bowser win is if he has the star rod.

Thank you, finally something relevent. 🙂 Since they said the death spell wouldn't work on here, I don't see the star rod being able to work either. Even if it was allowed Cloud could use his steal materia to take it from him, and the throw materia to get rid of it. Plus, he could just use the rod against him, instead of getting rid of it. Doesn't really matter which he chooses. I'd keep it though, the star rod is beast 😄

It's funny, I used that size argument in Bowser's favor earlier, and now suddenly it works better for Cloud?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Hah!
Bowser teleports off the platform into the open sky above the lava. He falls, and teleports again right before he hits the lava, back up into the sky. Cloud tries to catch with his materia, but he runs out of magic and falls in. 😆
He wouldn't fall in, Cloud isn't that stupid, he'd bring eithers, etc. if he was going to fight someone.... Bowser is though, He tends to fall in lava all the time in Mario games. That's usually how Mario always beats him 😄

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
Thank you, finally something relevent. 🙂 Since they said the death spell wouldn't work on here, I don't see the star rod being able to work either. Even if it was allowed Cloud could use his steal materia to take it from him, and the throw materia to get rid of it. Plus, he could just use the rod against him, instead of getting rid of it. Doesn't really matter which he chooses. I'd keep it though, the star rod is beast 😄

Can you steal Sephiroth's Masamune with that? Didn't think so. Not going to work.

Bowser didn't beer-cancel the night before this fight, and he is therefore more intelligent and does not afraid of teh lava! 😆

Originally posted by BloodRain
^ He's referring to Bowser in New super mario bros where he dies in lava.

Well, that's not the version of Bowser I said was being applied to this thread. 131

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It's funny, I used that size argument in Bowser's favor earlier, and now suddenly it works better for Cloud?
Yeah, pretty much. Cloud has taken out things way bigger than Bowser. A small arena surrounded by lava isn't exactly an ideal place for someone that big to fight in. Bowser strikes me as someone pretty clumsy, considering he fall in lava all the time. Not really all that funny, I said that Cloud could use toad or mini to take care of the size factor, I never said he had to 😄

Honestly, Bowser's size in the small area doesn't really help Cloud at all. It just makes it easier for Bowser to tear him apart.

If only Giga Bowser were canon...

For the record, I don't know squat about Bowser. I'm just messing around.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Can you steal Sephiroth's Masamune with that? Didn't think so. Not going to work.

Bowser didn't beer-cancel the night before this fight, and he is therefore more intelligent and does not afraid of teh lava! 😆

😆 coming from the guy that can't type proper English!?? Beer - cancel? If your refering to the time I said he could use a speed drink to caste haste, and MooCow (i think that was him, didn't check) called him a lightweight and didn't see him finishing it in time. Then the only time I brought up beer was because I said being a light weight has nothing to do with a speed drink, and that he wasn't because he drinks beer in the beginning of 7. Why would u bring that up though? Beer has nothing to do with this fight.... No the game play mechanics of the game doesn't let u steal an enemies weapon, but it still lets u steal things from them. This isn't 7 though, it's a fight between Bowser and Cloud. Cloud is human though, he has intelligence, if Bowser had something that powerful then I'm pretty sure Cloud would try to steal that instead of an item. 😛

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Well, that's not the version of Bowser I said was being applied to this thread. 131
They didn't specify which Bowser was used in the thread, they were trying to use every Bowser from every Mario game they could think of, and said it was fair because it was the same being. I got tired of it so I countered all of it with the New Super Mario Bros. Bowser.

Beer-cancel is a joke based on KMC's local drunk playing SSBB

Cloud still cuts up Bowser.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Honestly, Bowser's size in the small area doesn't really help Cloud at all. It just makes it easier for Bowser to tear him apart.
Size doesn't really help Bowser tear him apart either. Cloud has taken on a lot bigger enemies than Bowser (the Weapons for example). It does however make it easier for him to fall in

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
Size doesn't really help Bowser tear him apart either. Cloud has taken on a lot bigger enemies than Bowser (the Weapons for example). It does however make it easier for him to fall in

Lol, wow, beer-canceling has nothing to do with FF or Mario. Don't worry about it.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Beer-cancel is a joke based on KMC's local drunk playing SSBB

Cloud still cuts up Bowser.

Okay thanks, I wasn't really sure what he meant by that, and yes, Cloud does 😄

You guys know I'm not really defending Bowser, right?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Lol, wow, beer-canceling has nothing to do with FF or Mario. Don't worry about it.
Okay wasn't sure what u meant by that. I don't play SSB that much, I'm more of a 360 and PS gamer. I think I played Brawl like 2 or 3 times, but I used to play the older ones all the time.