Bowser vs Cloud

Started by Sin_Volvagia24 pages
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mario also shoots fire from his hands, and flies through space.

That doesn't answer why Cloud would lose to Bowser.

youre forgetting the most important facor volvagia.

bowser is captain jack sparrow.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
youre forgetting the most important facor volvagia.

bowser is captain jack sparrow.

I don't know much of Jack Sparrow except for the first movie. Is he supposed to be a Gary Stu?

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
That doesn't answer why Cloud would lose to Bowser.

He can't hurt Bowser, Bowser can hurt him.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
I don't know much of Jack Sparrow except for the first movie. Is he supposed to be a Gary Stu?

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Bowser is far too manly to be portrayed by Johnny Depp.

Bowser is hurt by simple explosions, Cloud can harm him incredibly easy. Seeing as howCloud could simply use a shield materia and be completely safe from any of Bowser's attacks, it's Cloud who is the clear victor. Hell, even without materia Cloud is much too fast for the epically slow Lizard to hit.

SMG disagrees.

Wait, this is SM64 bowser?

Let's see:

1. He can teleport. Goodbye speed edge.
2. He is completely unharmed by lava. Let's ee Cloud submerge his whole body in lava and not even be slightly damaged.
3. By simply stomping in annoyance, he was able to destroy huge sections of a stone platform.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Wait, this is SM64 bowser?

Only the battlefield for this match is from SM64. I didn't specify on what version of Bowser or anything. 😛

Also, yes. Thank you too for your contributions Scenario. That's by far the most insightful post I've seen here in awhile.

AFAIK, Bowser breathes fire, teleports, throws hammers, can survive lava, heavy enough to break the floor or flip it around, and has super strength.

That's still not enough to beat Cloud. For one, Bowser is slow and Cloud has deflected bullets. Cloud isn't going to fall in the lava especially since can jump high himself and fly. I can't see Bowser win at all.

I was told that Cloud lacks the ability to fly. OMGFFFTWclub better make their arguments consistent. Get organized, people!

It's not hard to reflect bullets with a foot wide sword, you'll have to specify the circumstances.

Besides, Cloud is nothing but coolforce.w00t

I suppose that lava heat is more powerful than a Mega-Flare?

More powerful than a wut?

I suppose that Fire Breath or something or the heat of the lava are more powerful than a Mega-Flare? Cloud passed through a Mega-Flare like nothing. I don't think a Fire Breath would harm him, at all.

First, I dunno what a Mega-Flare is supposed to be. Second, I dunno. I'd have to find out how hot Bowser's fire gets.

I'm curious how being able to tank lava means that Bowser can take swords to the neck. confused1

Edit: Ah, perhaps it is the enviroment, which while being slightly unfair, may give him an edge.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I was told that Cloud lacks the ability to fly. OMGFFFTWclub better make their arguments consistent. Get organized, people!

It's not hard to reflect bullets with a foot wide sword, you'll have to specify the circumstances.

Besides, Cloud is nothing but coolforce.w00t

1. YouTube video
0:50-1:30
Your 1 foot wide sword argument fails.

2. My mistake. It was Sephiroth that was flying. Cloud was just making high and floaty jumps.

3. Your coolforce argument fails. Coolforce is just toonforce but on a more realistic level. Some examples:

1. Dante shooting a pool ball and knocking out a few Prides with it.
2. A motorcycle exploding at Dante's hands even though he finds missiles dangerous.
3. Eye glints and mirror sparkles (unless characters have special eyes or mirrors happen to be magical).
4. That scene in the Prologue where Bayonetta suplexes a line of angels.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
1. YouTube video
0:50-1:30
Your 1 foot wide sword argument fails.

2. My mistake. It was Sephiroth that was flying. Cloud was just making high and floaty jumps.

3. Your coolforce argument fails. Coolforce is just toonforce but on a more realistic level. Some examples:

1. Dante shooting a pool ball and knocking out a few Prides with it.
2. A motorcycle exploding at Dante's hands even though he finds missiles dangerous.
3. Eye glints and mirror sparkles (unless characters have special eyes or mirrors happen to be magical).
4. That scene in the Prologue where Bayonetta suplexes a line of angels.

1. Neat, but now I have another problem. It needs to be decided once and for all if Advent Children is usable or not. I remember in an old Seph thread that it wasn't because it is a movie, but everyone kept using it anyway.

2. Mistakes happen.

3. Firstly, it isn't mine, it is Scenario's. I can't take credit for it. Secondly, it doesn't fail. More realistic is not a factor, as Coolforce operates on the same premise Toonforce does, that physics defying actions are allowed as long as it is sufficiently cool. Seems as though something like Final Fantasy would be absolutely riddled with Coolforce.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
First, I dunno what a Mega-Flare is supposed to be. Second, I dunno. I'd have to find out how hot Bowser's fire gets.

Hell... I can't find any video from Advent Children, I suppose is that copyright thing... Sorry for the quality. If you want watch the entire video, or just the part where he Cloud passes through the giant Mega-Flare like nothing.

3:36

YouTube video

I don't REALLY think a Fire Breath would harm Cloud after seeing what he can endure.