Captain Marvel, Superman, Thor, Hercules, Silver Surfer VS Thanos

Started by Blanket10 pages

Thanos knocks Thor out as easily as the sniper bullet did.

Not before Thor calls the cops on Thanos.

Or before Thor 'downs' Thanos with one shot?

Nah that's after Hercules "webs" his eyes shut and Thor makes him eat dirt.

The way I see it, Superman goes down to a gas station, Thor goes down to a bullet in the face, Hercules goes down to Wolverine, and Thanos throws a brick at Surfer. While Thanos goes down to one shot from Thor before Thor gets hit by the bullet.

Billy wins.

Originally posted by Blanket
The way I see it, Superman goes down to a gas station, Thor goes down to a bullet in the face, Hercules goes down to Wolverine, and Thanos throws a brick at Surfer. While Thanos goes down to one shot from Thor before Thor gets hit by the bullet.

Billy wins.

I always pictured some generic Vampire beating up Clark personally.

Hmm, Billy sure is lucky the Celestial Archer isn't there to put an arrow in his head. Black Adam can contest as to how dangerous he can be.

Eh, he's had some pretty low showings in the Power of Shazam ongoing in the 90's, especially with the power sharing in effect.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You mean on average? I would have agreed with you there but unfortunately no matter the incarnation or whatever external power up Thor or Thanos has, they are still able to go toe to toe with each other. Well yes. That’s a given. Thor has appeared far more and doesn’t have the luxury of having a writer literally retcon his low showings. On the flip side though, Thor has tanked attacks from beings above Thanos.

I can’t argue for Superman. I’m not as knowledgeable with him as I am with Thor. I could attempt to make an argument for him but I’d be half assing it.

“Look up in the sky.”

“It’s a bird.”

“It’s a plane.”

“No, it’s BATDUDE!”

Thor attempted to flee because he was fighting his father. He even says as much. He wanted to leave and find away to free his father and defeat Infinity. The closest Thor does to genuinely running is after Odin downs him with his first blast, Thor goes on to dodge his second blast by flying away. I never said he didn’t. Again, there way of fighting was different but Thanos’ fight with Odin is not more impressive than what Thor did.

What do you mean? It was never stated that the Galactus Ego was taking on was weakened. As a matter of fact, it is specifically referenced that Galactus devoured an entire system and while Ego is being defeated Galactus even boasts about his power. It never said in that arc that Galactus was weakened so I don’t see how it would make sense.

I never argued that he could beat them did I? But the ability to damage high end beings is not something that is out of Thor’s league. I’ve seen Thor harm Galactus, Celestials, and even Argus when he was tapping into the Crucible of life with his attacks.

Where does he say Thanos is in real trouble? He said that after absorbing that much punishment he had thought Thanos had it but immediately went on to say that he thought Thanos got a kick out of it. It was all in the span of one panel. It doesn’t really seem to me like Pip has a low opinion of Thanos or anything. Pip genuinely seems to think Thanos is a beast.

Well, Thor has apparently temporarily knocked him out or stunned him in the Infinity Gauntlet arc. That’s about as much as Thanos has done to him which was bringing Thor to his knees with multiple blasts.

It’s asinine because you’re using a very high showing as some sort of center piece of your argument. You basically said the team loses as they will not be able to phase Thanos because Odin did not permanently put him down.

That’s akin to me saying, “Thor utterly stomps Thanos as he has hurt beings above Thanos a fair bit and has tanked more than Thanos can dish out.”.

Thor knocked out Hela with a hammer throw in her own realm.

What makes you think he isn’t out? His literally lying there and we don’t see him again for 5 entire pages. It would be one thing if he disappeared and we didn’t see him for a time. If that was the case I wouldn’t even think he was harmed but fell under the standard “Person vs. Team” rule but we literally see him down.

What do you think happened? Drax dropped his contacts?

Thanos can stop a hammer toss using either telekinesis or a force field (It wasn’t clear which.). I never argued that he could not.

It would take to long. I never said Thor has ever beaten Thanos. The most Thanos has done to Thor outside of using the Infinity Gauntlet etc. is down him and in turn the most Thor has done to Thanos is down him (Or if your like Bran, take it as him being temporarily knocked out.). Outside of that they’ve gone toe to toe with each other.

Adam Warlock said that Wolverine would be the last person he would have thought to be the one to deliver the death blow after Wolverine jumped at Thanos when he wasn't looking. All Starlin did was have Wolverine pierce Thanos and Thanos was clearly not injured in any significant way as he just looked at Wolverine and smiled. I really don't see the problem there. Wolverine pierced Thanos skin but Thanos was not harmed in any significant way. That somehow invalidates Thor's showings in that arc how? I mean Marvel has no problem with bone claw Wolverine cutting Thanos I don't see the problem here.

I don't recall the cloak scene and I am too lazy to look it up.

No, Thor is able to attack Thanos but we've never seen him pressed and we've seen him go toe to toe with Odin unlike Thor who knows Odin is well beyond him. Thanos is the big bad guy Thor needs friends with to even take on. Thanos has yet to even struggle with Thor at this point.

Thor isn't going down with a simple attack or two but he is going down nonetheless. I mean we've seen far less take Thor down. We haven't seen anyone take down Thanos around Thor level or even press him like I have been saying. Even Thor's best power showings really didn't even come close to beating the beings outside of Galactus and it was mentioned as a weakened Galactus.

Thor even alluded to as much as he cannot beat him. He knows Odin far surpasses him in power and he cannot defeat him. That's entirely different than Thanos who protests Odin's superiority while Thor embraces it.

It was stated after the fact and like I said it was stated. You have a habit of ignoring things like this. Bottom line is while it's impressive it is still a weakened Galactus.

Yes, we've seen him hurt beings like this but not to the point in which he even takes on Thanos seriously. We've seen Thor practically killed in siege from far less than Thanos. We've seen Thor pressed by far less than Thanos against the Hulk. We've seen Herc challenge him and again he's another character Thanos wipes his ass with but Thor seems to stalemate.

Yes, so even despite Pip's statements we see Thor really had no effect on Thanos outside a bloody nose and we have never seen Thor even press Thanos with a huge powerup like the power gem at that point in the story.

Pip's commentary doesn't count as factual proof. Based on the evidence Thanos>>Thor.

That's a normal showing for Thanos not his best. That's one case where he gets to showcase how powerful he is against Odin. He usually isn't in those situations but has proven time and time again he's well above characters like Morg and the Surfer. Thor is no exception because we saw Thor at his absolute best fail to beat Thanos with the power gem. At Thor's best with aid he can't even beat the mad titan.

Thor can ko Hela it appears but not Thanos who can easily stop his hammer throw if need be.

Because he wasn't ko'd. You seem to want to have your cake and eat it too. When this happens to Thor he isn't down but when this happens to someone else he is ko'd. They just didn't show us Drax again until later and het got the gem taken away. We've seen Thor unable to best Drax when he uses the gem.

Thanos has always been taking on more than just Thor outside the time he had the power gem. Thanos has never ever been taken down by someone like Thor who has been taken down by less than Thanos. End of story.

The point is the comments were added for dramatic effect just like the Thor comments. Thanos was just being knocked around by various hereos but wasn't in any real threat of even being injured based on the gems and his power level. He fought sloppy because he could.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
You Thanos fans act as if mocking is a sign of anything. I'd love to hear how high end you think Spider-Man is. And define mocking for me.

And the closest Thor has ever come to losing against Thanos is when Thanos failed to put down Thor after hitting him with energy attacks by surprise.

The only time Thor ever had help confronting Thanos is when he fought him with the Thing which as you know was a non factor in that fight (He might as well have been going solo.) and when Spider-Man webbed his eyes.

Uhuh.

Too bad you have Thor who can absorb all the energy attacks Thanos throws at them or defend everybody else from all of his energy attacks through force fields etc. Mjolnir is a ***** ain't she? 🙁

The point though Rage is not just about mocking... it's about mocking and always proving superior to another. If you just mock somebody and get your ass kicked... then clearly your mocking meant very little. However, in this case.. Thanos just laughs at the notion that Thor has a chance at beating him.. and what do you know.. he has yet to do so. EVER. He hasn't even come close. As I referenced and the majority of time... Thor has back up.. which further proves the point that Thor isn't near enough to take down Thanos.

You can reference what Thor and his hammer can do all you want.. However, Thor still has to fight in Character. It's clear by their history Thor isn't' just standing there absorbing everything Thanos can dish out as you would wish it. If that is the case then I'll have Thanos teleport and attack Thor right away up close and personal and get rid of him. However, that isn't really in character for Thanos either. Thus I see it as a long drawn out fight each and everytime. Not as this one sided best case scenerio for Thor to win under.

This is a lot of firepower. I'm going with the Uber 5.

Originally posted by Mindship
This is a lot of firepower. I'm going with the Uber 5.
Not even close to Odin power level so I can't see them winning a single matchup.

Originally posted by supremthor
we can all agree for the most part this is how team would face up against thanos if it was 1on1

Herc = 1-2/10
SS = 4-5/10

Mind you yes Thanos has beaten SS to a pulp at times, but SS when not fooling around has stalemated


To all of that:
Originally posted by Philosophía
What the f*ck?

Also, the Team wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you may think you do but you actually retype the same old song and dance over and over again. We know Thanos is above these guys because they struggle with one another and are on the same field. Marvel has ko'd Superman before and they are portrayed as equals on panel. That's not consistently beating someone who is on his level. Supes hasn't even bested Orion yet you claim he walks through these guys which isn't the case at all.

Thanos laughs off Thor and Surfer. Superman can't even laugh off WW's blows.

Wm thor greater then all theses combatants combines and he couldnt even take thanos down with the power gem. good fight but thanos wins in the end.

Anyone thinking supes can hang with a skyfather is a retard, darky is the only guy cloes enough to a low end skyfather and has bested him i think once and it was a melee fight. shit supes could beat odin in a melee fight, hell thor could to dont mean they can beat odin himself.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Not even close to Odin power level so I can't see them winning a single matchup.

Quanchi hey bud i wanna ask you a question. I dont see theses guys winning. But do yiou think if they bring their a-game it would be at least a decent fight?

Originally posted by zeel
Wm thor greater then all theses combatants combines and he couldnt even take thanos down with the power gem. good fight but thanos wins in the end.

Anyone thinking supes can hang with a skyfather is a retard, darky is the only guy cloes enough to a low end skyfather and has bested him i think once and it was a melee fight. shit supes could beat odin in a melee fight, hell thor could to dont mean they can beat odin himself.

Most supes fans throw the term around very loosely. They consider Seid a skyfather as it furthers their agenda.

Originally posted by zeel
Quanchi hey bud i wanna ask you a question. I dont see theses guys winning. But do yiou think if they bring their a-game it would be at least a decent fight?
A decent fight yes, just one they cannot win.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Captain Marvel, Superman, Thor, Hercules, Silver Surfer vs. Thanos?

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Team. The Thanos wanking on this board is actually getting ridiculous.

😆 😆 😆

Team is too much!!

Any reason not to close this for spite?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Any reason not to close this for spite?
How is it spite when non of them cna put down Thanos

leave it open, its not really spite.

theres some convincing arguments on thanos