Originally posted by carver9Carver's reading comprehension and debating skillz haven't evolved past recognizing the image of a character and arguing that his avatar could beat said character.
Hyde is no where as fast as long. Not even close so using him as an example was terrible.Wolverine would blitz Hyde and easily at that.
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Clearly.
Originally posted by Original Smurph
Carver's reading comprehension and debating skillz haven't evolved past recognizing the image of a character and arguing that his avatar could beat said character....
Clearly.
Daredevil beat Hyde before. What are you talking about? I think Spiderman even ran through Hyde before.
Originally posted by Original SmurphThis is true. I failed my first class at clawed ninja school and the class was "How to easily claw at Thor while being spun around at massive speeds or slammed constantly onto the ground."
Ah. I forget that Wolverine has an immunity to being grabbed and swung at light speeds. Among his mutant powers is the ability to impossibly contort his body when being grabbed and swung at speeds approaching C in order to somehow end up from having his foot in Thor's hand to having his clawz in Thor's face. Or maybe it's teleportation, hmm?That must be the first lesson they teach in clawed ninja school.
I thought I got a C-, but they gave me an F.
Originally posted by Starscream MYes, because the length of Wolverine's arm + his 1 ft. long claws are much much longer than Mr. Hyde's arm. Except not.
the exact length doesn't matter...its long enough to pose a significant danger to anyone trying to swing him.clearly swinging logan is a brilliant way to neutralize logan, since sabretooth, hulk, omega red all have...oh wait, nm.
Originally posted by Original Smurphyeah because clearly when logan is being swung by thor at lightspeeds (because we all know thor can swing anything as fast as he swings mjolnir) it would be impossible for logan to extend his arm in a direction that would cut thor...since thor has the power to phase all parts of his body within range of logan's claws when he is swinging said canadian at lightspeed. clearly.
Ah. I forget that Wolverine has an immunity to being grabbed and swung at light speeds. Among his mutant powers is the ability to impossibly contort his body when being grabbed and swung at speeds approaching C in order to somehow end up from having his foot in Thor's hand to having his clawz in Thor's face. Or maybe it's teleportation, hmm?That must be the first lesson they teach in clawed ninja school.
Originally posted by Original Smurph
Ah. I forget that Wolverine has an immunity to being grabbed and swung at light speeds. Among his mutant powers is the ability to impossibly contort his body when being grabbed and swung at speeds approaching C in order to somehow end up from having his foot in Thor's hand to having his clawz in Thor's face. Or maybe it's teleportation, hmm?That must be the first lesson they teach in clawed ninja school.
Originally posted by carver9
Daredevil beat Hyde before. What are you talking about? I think Spiderman even ran through Hyde before.
Hyde was always a jobber.
I remember a comic in which Logan told Pete not to worry and let the police handle Hyde and Cobra 😂 Not sure if that was canon, but it was funny as hell...
Originally posted by JakeTheBankclearly when a cl100 brick smashes the ground, everyone in nearby vicinity MUST buckle their legs and topple over because said people cannot use their normally enhanced reflexes and skills to time a simple jump to bypass said shockwave. clearly.
durI dunno, maybe I underestimated the High Herald that is Wolverine.
I guess we can add "earthquake immunity" to Logan's powerset.
Originally posted by Starscream M
clearly when a cl100 brick smashes the ground, everyone in nearby vicinity MUST buckle their legs and topple over because said people cannot use their normally enhanced reflexes and skills to time a jump to bypass said shockwave. clearly.
Enhanced reflexes and skills > earthquakes.
Or more specifically, Logan > earthquakes.
We learned something here, today.
Originally posted by Starscream M
clearly, the momentary shockwave created by thor's fist smash on the ground now is equatable to an earthquake. clearly.
not that a shock wave from an earth quake should do any real damage to wolverine given what he regularly takes.
Originally posted by Starscream Mlawl lawl lawl
yeah because clearly when logan is being swung by thor at lightspeeds (because we all know thor can swing anything as fast as he swings mjolnir) it would be impossible for logan to extend his arm in a direction that would cut thor...since thor has the power to phase all parts of his body within range of logan's claws when he is swinging said canadian at lightspeed. clearly.
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Let's use the example of Thor grabbing Wolverine by the foot, since that's what was accomplished pretty easily right there.
Then let's take a look at the previous reasons listed detailing why Thor would likely swing or bash Wolverine.
So, given that Wolverine is now being swung (for the sake of discussion) at high speeds, knowing that Logan does not in fact have the ability to phase his ankle, how exactly do you propose that Logan would stab Thor? Or get his claws to any part of Thor's body?
Please, I'd like to hear you explain this. Does Wolverine have phasing, Mr. Fantastic-like body extension or Marrow's bone-claw growth? Is Logan secretly a teleporter? Or maybe he has X-23's foot claw?
I mean, really, any plausible explanation to convey how a man being swung at high speeds by his foot is supposed to attack somebody with a one-foot blade that is permanently attached to his forearm.
Draw a picture if it would help.
