Thor vs Wolverine - Pure Melee Combat

Originally posted by Original Smurph
Are you implying that Wolverine can not actually be swung around and/or punched while held?

I forget that Logan's body obeys different physics than everybody else. Maybe it's the fist-deflecting shields that he has.

Originally posted by Original Smurph
Are you implying that Wolverine can not actually be swung around and/or punched while held?

I forget that Logan's body obeys different physics than everybody else. Maybe it's the fist-deflecting shields that he has.

Problem is, Thor would be still within the claw range. Throwing him is one thing... how many slams would it take to knock him out? Kinda risky tactic if you ask me.

Originally posted by Starscream M
and I fail to see how thor could hold on to logan while being cut up

Spoiler:
With his hand.

I fail to see how Wolverine could concentrate on being a horrid love child of the Energizer Bunny and a swiss army knife while his face is being swung through the surroundings.

Originally posted by Starscream M
I'm just saying it would be incredibly hard to imagine anyone short of juggernaut doing that to logan...strength is not the issue. of course thor has the strength to do so, but logan would be slicing and dicing like a maniac...and I fail to see how thor could hold on to logan while being cut up

Originally posted by Original Smurph

Spoiler:
With his hand.

I fail to see how Wolverine could concentrate on being a horrid love child of the Energizer Bunny and a swiss army knife while his face is being swung through the surroundings.

Seems like if there was ever a time to be motivated to do some hardm, it would be then...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The Geech.

I think I remember that guy. Didn't he get stunned by Ororo's lightning later or something and then had Logan's fists put against his jaw?

Originally posted by Original Smurph

Spoiler:
With his hand.

I fail to see how Wolverine could concentrate on being a horrid love child of the Energizer Bunny and a swiss army knife while his face is being swung through the surroundings.

its a complete different thing to grab wolverine and throw him quickly versus holding on to him (the second will expose you to the viciousness of his claws up close and personal

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Clearly, the only reason Mr. Hyde was unable to reach back towards Thor's arm was because he possessed no claws or ninja skills, clearly:

and logan also wears clothing with convenient parts for thor to grab and swing!

^ Like I said, if Mr. Hyde had claws and ninja skills he clearly would have pwned Thor, clearly.

Also, Wolverine cannot be grabbed because he wears frictionless clothing, clearly. Plus, he has Judomaster's "cannot-be-touched-power" as a mutant ability. So he doubly can never be grabbed, clearly.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Like I said, if Mr. Hyde had claws and ninja skills he clearly would have pwned Thor, clearly.

next time, you might as well show a pic of thor swinging a dead racoon as evidence that he can do the same to logan.

^ Clearly, Mr. Hyde possesses no claws or ninja skills and that is the sole reason he could not reach back and prevent Thor from doing what he did.

Clearly, a dead raccoon = Mr. Hyde.

lol

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Clearly, Mr. Hyde possesses no claws or ninja skills and that is the sole reason he could not reach back and prevent Thor from doing what he did.

Clearly, a dead raccoon = Mr. Hyde.

Originally posted by Starscream M
the two guys (rulk and wwh) who tried to hold logan for awhile both got their eyes stabbed out

its a complete different thing to grab wolverine and throw him quickly versus holding on to him (the second will expose you to the viciousness of his claws up close and personal

Thing did the same thing and got his face ripped off (had to wear a mask).

Originally posted by Starscream M
clearly, having 3 foot long adamantium blades makes it no harder or more dangerous for thor to try a maneuver requiring such up close contact. clearly.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Clearly, Mr. Hyde possesses no claws or ninja skills and that is the sole reason he could not reach back and prevent Thor from doing what he did.

Clearly, a dead raccoon = Mr. Hyde.

Hyde is no where as fast as long. Not even close so using him as an example was terrible.

Wolverine would blitz Hyde and easily at that.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Clearly, Mr. Hyde possesses no claws or ninja skills and that is the sole reason he could not reach back and prevent Thor from doing what he did.

Clearly, a dead raccoon = Mr. Hyde.

Thor could probably also use his physical strength to quake the ground to stun or get Logan off balance.

Originally posted by Starscream M
the two guys (rulk and wwh) who tried to hold logan for awhile both got their eyes stabbed out

its a complete different thing to grab wolverine and throw him quickly versus holding on to him (the second will expose you to the viciousness of his claws up close and personal

That must be the first lesson they teach in clawed ninja school.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Because clearly, Wolverine's claws are 3 ft. long each. Clearly.

clearly swinging logan is a brilliant way to neutralize logan, since sabretooth, hulk, omega red all have...oh wait, nm.