Dutch vs Rambo

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You coulda just said that earlier

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, he IS a United States soldier, dude.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This has been done already. Rambo wins 10/10.

"Screen feats can be overlooked at times, like now." Dutch would bend Rambo into a pretzel.

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No. Rambo makes Dutch his *****.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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No. Rambo makes Dutch his *****.

Dutch killed a Predator, a Predator that could have soloed every single enemy Rambo took down; all at once.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dutch killed a Predator, a Predator that could have soloed every single enemy Rambo took down; all at once.
Mhm, and Dutch couldn't even faze the Predator H2H.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and Dutch couldn't even faze the Predator H2H.

And? Dutch took on and defeated a foe FAR greater than the hicks of First Blood, the VC/Russians of Rambo II, The Russians of Rambo III and the slops in Rambo.

ie Dutch > Rambo, plus Dutch had a cooler accent and was is better shape.

Sorry, who exactly did Dutch take on and WIN h2h?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sorry, who exactly did Dutch take on and WIN h2h?

He survived H2H with the Predator; that's greater than beating on a few Russians.

The fight would probably end with Dutch ripping off his shirt and flexing his superior build, as Rambo would likely run after that.

Originally posted by Robtard
He survived H2H with the Predator; that's greater than beating on a few Russians.
No, who did he WIN against h2h? Not the Predator, that's for sure.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, who did he WIN against h2h? Not the Predator, that's for sure.

He took the super-strength hits of the Predator; I remember one being hard enough to send his 225lbs ass flying.

Rambo could beat on him all day; Dutch would only laugh and say "you're like a poor-man's Billy."

And those hits, just a coupla them, reduced Dutch to a crawling cripple.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And those hits, just a coupla them, reduced Dutch to a crawling cripple.

Um, no. He bleed, he was hurt; he was okay though. Considering how strong they were, his damage-soak is higher than Rambo (aka Bargain-Box Billy) can output.

Originally posted by Robtard
Um, no. He bleed, he was hurt; he was okay though. Considering how strong they were, he's damage-soak is higher than Rambo (aka Bargain-Box Billy) can output.
Really now? From what I remember, Dutch was crawling around like a crackhead looking for a crack rock.

Rambo has four movies worth of abuse, of taking punishment and kicking ass.

Gouged arm. Fall from a cliff. Electrical torture. Shot in the side. Shot in the leg. Shot in the shoulder.

He took all this and never slowed down, always kept going and won in the end. The man took out a helicopter with a stone, that'd make even McClane whistle in awe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Really now? From what I remember, Dutch was crawling around like a crackhead looking for a crack rock.

Rambo has four movies worth of abuse, of taking punishment and kicking ass.

Gouged arm. Fall from a cliff. Electrical torture. Shot in the side. Shot in the leg. Shot in the shoulder.

He took all this and never slowed down, always kept going and won in the end. The man took out a helicopter with a stone, that'd make even McClane whistle in awe.

He was playing, to lure the Predator into his ingenious trap.

Bargain-Box Billy is tough, but Dutch took hits that would have crushed a man.

Don't bring in McClane, he took out an F35 Lighting, Bargain-Box Billy and his David-like stone toss can't compare.

Originally posted by Robtard
He was playing, to lure the Predator into his ingenious trap.

Bargain-Box Billy is tough, but Dutch took hits that would have crushed a man.

Don't bring in McClane, he took out an F35 Lighting, Bargain-Box Billy and his David-like stone toss can't compare.

Dutch, aka Goldmember, was NOT playing, man. He was crawling because after a few hits he was done.

Schwarzenegger>Stallone but as far as these characters Rambo has the more impressive screen feats. The brief martial arts display and stick fight in Rambo 3 confirm this. Dutch likely lifted more. Doesn't necissarily mean he was in better shape.

Thai stick fighting, dude.

Dutch takes this. Lifted a truck, impaled a man to a door with a simple knife throw, tanked a plasma cannon to the shoulder (which blew off Dillion's arm), a water fall, immediately started setting traps for the Predator despite the pain, took a beating from the Predator, and then immediately after outran and semi-tanked a mini-nuclear explosion. Rambo's tough, but IDK if he's that tough.

Tough one. Rambo is a master hunter and killer, but Dutch beat a Predator at it's own game. I'd say they're pretty equal. But when you factor in Rambo's kill count and it's just no fair.

So I have to go with Rambo.

Edit: Didn't see this is a H2H fight. Dutch ftw then.